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Malcolm Knox
"It's obviously been a very tough Test match for our fast bowlers": Steve Smith, left, with David Warner.

When Plan A didn't work for Smith he turned to ... Plan A

Australia will take a one-nil series lead to Melbourne, but it was Pakistan who skipped off the Gabba like winners. A pale and drawn Steve Smith spoke of not having any fingernails and not particularly enjoying Test matches when they were quite so exciting, whereas Misbah-ul-Haq said he was 'very happy and proud' with a 'wonderful' effort, proceeding to tell the story of the match as if narrating a great victory. Only the scoreboard begged to differ, but few were fooled by that.

Solid: Matt Renshaw plays a shot during day one of the first Test against Pakistan.

Renshaw is cricket's youngest fogey

With allowances made for daylight savings, television schedules and stopping Queensland's curtains from fading, the inaugural pink-ball Test match at the Gabba started only two hours later than the old red-ball ones.

Under pressure: Coach Darren Lehmann needs a Test series win.

Why a loss to Pakistan could cost Boof his job

Given the events of May 2013, Mickey Arthur's confessed feelings about coaching Pakistan against Australia are even less 'surreal' than the fact that it is Darren Lehmann who is under more pressure to keep his job.