The Smurfs (2011)

Actors: Jonathan Winters (actor), Tom Kane (actor), Paul Reubens (actor), Frank Welker (actor), John Kassir (actor), George Lopez (actor), Neil Patrick Harris (actor), Michael Musto (actor), Kenan Thompson (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Fred Armisen (actor), Jeff Foxworthy (actor), Alan Cumming (actor), Joan Rivers (actress), Katy Perry (actress),

Plot: When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world and into ours -- in fact, smack dab in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple, the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before Gargamel tracks them down.

Keywords: based-on-cartoon, based-on-comic, based-on-comic-book, based-on-tv-series, basset-hound, blu-ray, blu-ray-disc, blue, blue-man, blue-moon
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: Smurf happens Where the smurf are we? Adventure doesn't get any bigger. Who's your papa? (Papa Smurf poster) Wise Guy (Brainy Smurf poster) Oops, there he is (Clumsy Smurf poster) Grouch potato (Grouchy Smurf poster) Smurfalicious (Smurfette poster) No guts, no glory (Gutsy Smurf poster) Get SUBAR (Smurfed Up Beyond All Recognition)!

Quotes:

[seeing New York City for the first time]::Smurfette: Oh... my... Smurf.

Grouchy: Where the Smurf are we?::Gutsy: Up the smurfin' creek without a paddle, that's where!

Papa: I'm 546, I'm getting too old for this...

Grouchy: [about to leave New York] I hated it... so much less than I expected.::Patrick Winslow: Bye, Grouchy.::Grouchy: Don't get me wrong, I still hate it here!

Smurfette: [to Grace] I never had a girlfriend before. I'll never forget you.

Papa: Well, Master Winslow, thank you. You saved my whole family.::Patrick Winslow: Actually, I think it was the other way around.::Papa: Well, I should get going. I've got a Smurf village to rebuild. Your village has given me some ideas...::[Patrick and Papa Smurf hug]::Patrick Winslow: Goodbye, Papa.::Papa: Goodbye... papa.

Gargamel: Smurfs... Smurfs... I wish I could be rid of you, and out of here...::[notices the fourth wall]::Gargamel: What are you looking at?

Smurfette: I kissed a Smurf, and liked it?

Patrick Winslow: SMURF, SMURF, SMURFETY, SMURF! [all the Smurfs are shocked]::Gutsy: There is no call for that sort of language, laddie!

Jokey: What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese!

The Smurfs: A Christmas Carol (2011)

Actors: Jack Angel (actor), Fred Armisen (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), George Lopez (actor), Todd Berger (writer), Charles Dickens (writer), Christopher Lennertz (composer), Anton Yelchin (actor), Gary Basaraba (actor), Olivier Mouroux (miscellaneous crew), Peyo (writer), Michael Lachance (miscellaneous crew), Kurt Albrecht (producer), Melissa Sturm (actress), Jessica E. Smialek (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Animation, Animation, Short, Short,

Quotes:

Grouchy: [to a Snow-Snurf] Isn't Christmas about getting what you want? Well, I want a hang glider! Why do I even bother to celebrate Christmas if all I ever get is THIS - the same old boring useless hat? I mean, how many hats does a Smurf need? [the Snow-Smurf's head falls on Grouchy]::Grouchy: Oh, who asked you? I... HATE... HATS!

The Meltdown Memoirs (2006)

Actors: Roy Frumkes (producer), Roy Frumkes (actor), Roy Frumkes (writer), Halfbreed Billy Gram (actor), Jörg Buttgereit (actor), Roy Frumkes (director), Bryan Singer (actor), Glenn Andreiev (actor), Buddy Giovinazzo (actor), Tony Darrow (actor), Peter Iasillo Jr. (actor), James Lorinz (actor), Vic Noto (actor), Shawna Bermender (actress), Miriam Zucker (actress),

Genres: Documentary,

Bum Runner (2002)

Actors: Joseph D. Reitman (actor), Kevin Kolack (actor), Kevin Kolack (actor), Sabrina Gennarino (actress), Jodi Domanic-Riccio (miscellaneous crew), Floyd Vivino (actor), Fred Berry (actor), Steve Herold (producer), Steve Herold (writer), Steve Herold (actor), Steve Herold (director), Eric Lau (editor), Scott Black (actor), Stephen R. Hicks (actor), Stephen R. Hicks (producer),

Genres: ,

Gu ling jie shao nian sha ren shi jian (1991)

Actors: Bo-Wen Chen (editor), Elaine Jin (actress), Kuo-Chu Chang (actor), Chen Chang (actor), Edward Yang (director), Edward Yang (writer), Shu-Chun Ni (actress), Shiang-chyi Chen (actress), Shi-Jye Jin (actor), Lawrence Ko (actor), Hung Hung (writer), Feng-Chyt Jiang (producer), Hung Hung (actor), Chuan Wang (actress), Yiwen Chen (actor),

Genres: Crime, Drama, Romance,

Street Trash (1987)

Actors: Halfbreed Billy Gram (actor), Halfbreed Billy Gram (miscellaneous crew), Roy Frumkes (writer), Roy Frumkes (producer), Roy Frumkes (actor), Gary Auerbach (actor), Glenn Andreiev (actor), Michael Maurer (miscellaneous crew), Tony Darrow (actor), Michael Maurer (actor), Peter Iasillo Jr. (actor), Renee Rosenfeld (miscellaneous crew), Mike Kinney (actor), James Lorinz (actor), Kristin Keating (actress),

Plot: When a liquor store owner finds a case of "Viper" in his cellar, he decides to sell it to the local hobos at one dollar a bottle, unaware of its true properties. The drinks causes its consumers to melt, very messily. Two homeless lads find themselves up against the effects of the toxic brew, as well as going head to head with "Bronson" a Vietnam vet with sociopathic tendencies, and the owner of the junkyard they live in.

Keywords: african-american-man, bare-breasts, bare-butt, blood, blood-splatter, braless, brother-brother-relationship, bum, castration, chase
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: Things in New York are about to go down the toilet... Just when you thought you had seen it all. It melts If you've never seen a melt movie before.... be prepared!

Quotes:

[after storming into Ed's liquor store, pointing a finger in Ed's face]::Fred: Fuck you. Gimme a bottle of booze, here's my dollar, suck my dick!

Burt: Well, what you starin' at, bitch?::Old Woman Shopper: You're robbing the store, young man! And I'm telling the Manager.::Burt: Yeah, you do that. Old wrinkled, honky motherfucker. Telling on me... Well, what she think this is, Junior High?

Burt: Ain't good for the image, Fred. You looked too god damn comfortable! people ain't gonna pity you no more!::Fred: I don't know how I managed to look comfortable. Fuckin'Wizzy planted his foot halfway up my ass.::Burt: Oh, well, he was just plantin' corn. Get it? Corn... his foot! In yo' ass! Ha ha! Hey, where's your sense of humor, boy?::Fred: I lost it when Wizzy kicked me in the ass!

Doorman: Everybody's a hot-headed gangster. Everybody's Mister Mafia. Ha! The Don! The Don of Douchebags, that's what you are. Nick - Nick the Dick. That's what they call you, behind your back, you and your restaurant. Your stinkin' restaurant.

Nick Duran: You're a fucking dead man, you fucking rat. You know what a fucking dead man is? That's what you are, a fucking dead man.::Doorman: Yeah? Well I'll tell you something. I'd rather be dead than wear this fucking monkey suit. I look like Bullwinkle.

Bitchy Businesswoman: [Refering to a friend, whose face is melting] Officer, he's in tremendous pain, can't you do something?::Bill The Cop: Lady, I can only save one person at a time.::Bitchy Businesswoman: What, because he's a male?::Bill The Cop: Did anybody throw anything?::Concerned Businessman: Sss - no, it suddenly happened - suddenly - uh...::Bitchy Businesswoman: Can I talk now? Why don't you do something for this man and stop following the rules?::Bill The Cop: Lady, what's the difference between you and a tape recorder except that I can't shut you off?::Bitchy Businesswoman: You know, you're the type of cop that would use a traffic violation as a ruse to pull me over and rape me.::Bill The Cop: Baby, I ain't sure you don't got a cock.

Store Manager: [Arrives with the old lady] Excuse me, sir...::Burt: Well, hey! What'd you say brother! Hey look, can you tell me when this here product expires?::Store Manager: I'd like to know what you're doing with all that chicken in your pants.::Burt: Say what?::Store Manager: You heard me.::Burt: Well yeah I heard you, but I don't understand. Because it's clear to me that what I'm doing is shopping.::Store Manager: This lady said that you were taking food out of the display cases and stuffing it down your pants and that certainly seems to be the case to me. Are you planning on paying for this food?::Burt: No I ain't planning to paying for it, because I alreay purchased it! [Shows the clerk a coupon that was dropped outside]::Store Manager: This is all dog food on this list and that's chicken comming out of your pants!::Burt: Say what? Let me see that... [Reads the coupon] I don't see no dog food!::Store Manager: That's what the abbreviation stands for.::Burt: Well, shit! That ain't my problem brother! Can't help it if your cashiers see dog food for chicken!::Store Manager: Look, why don't you come with me and we'll get to the bottom of this situation.::Burt: Come with you? Whatcha mean? [Pointing to old woman] Now this old honky skin, white, snitch-ass mother fucker tells you something and you say "Come with me!" Now you're taking her word over mine! Now that's descrimination. Now why don't you just pull down your pants so we can all see the lilly white paint on your Hatian black ass?::Store Manager: Look, you can come with me now, or I'll get the security.::Burt: Hey, now you're talking bro! I'm gonna report you to your superiors!

Ed: [Sees Fred outside] Aw, Christ...::Fred: [Entering the liquor store] You're a nice guy.::Ed: Hey Fred, early bird gets the worm, hah?::Fred: Ah, you just want my one-eyed wonder worm, Eddy.::Ed: That one-eyed wonder worm has been dead for twenty years.::Fred: Yeah. How's your daughter?::Ed: Eh, you'll never know.::Fred: Place looks cleaner than usual.::Ed: Yeah, I swept it out once.::Fred: Huh. So. What you got for me today?::Ed: Today? Tenafly Viper. One buck.::Fred: Buck - not bad. I thought you Jews usually tried to make more money than that.::Ed: Ah, you fuckin' bastard...

Wife In Car: Hurry up, let's make the light. You know how much I hate this neighborhood. [Bronson approaches] Honey, here comes one. [Bronson pushes down on the hood] Oh! Look! Look what he's doing to the car!::Husband In Car: Don't worry about it. Everyone's got to make a living you know.::Wife In Car: Honey!::Husband In Car: Don't do that. I'm only gonna... [to Bronson] Hey, how're you doing there? Vet, huh?::Wife In Car: He's touching the car.::Husband In Car: Look, I'll handle it, it's okay, alright?::Wife In Car: Look what he's doing to the car! He's touching the car!::Husband In Car: Let me handle it, okay? [to Bronson] How're you doing? Y'know, I'm a G-3 at Fort Swansworth on weekends? The Reserves? Y'know they let me shoot one of those M-12 machine guns, y'know those ones you guys had in 'Nam? Pretty fun. Can y - can you get this spot right...?::Wife In Car: Get him away from the car!::Husband In Car: [Pointing] Just this spot... [Bronson grabs him, pulls him out of the window]::Bronson: [Curses incomprehensibly] Let's go! [He slams Husband In Car's face into the car windshield. Wife In Car screams. Bums flee in terror] Weekend warrior.

Frank Schnizer: I don't need this. I already got trouble with my kids, my wife, my business, my secretary, the bums... the runaways, the roaches, prickly heat, and a homo dog. This just ain't my day.

Fighting Thoroughbreds (1939)

Actors: Don Rowan (actor), Eddie Acuff (actor), Jack Raymond (actor), Ralph Byrd (actor), Kenne Duncan (actor), Phil Dunham (actor), Robert Allen (actor), Harrison Greene (actor), George 'Gabby' Hayes (actor), Al Hill (actor), Eddie Kane (actor), Milton Kibbee (actor), Victor Kilian (actor), Horace Murphy (actor), Landers Stevens (actor),

Genres: Drama, Sport,

Mississippi (1935)

Actors: Paul Hurst (actor), Charles King (actor), William Gould (actor), Claude Gillingwater (actor), Mahlon Hamilton (actor), Lew Kelly (actor), Matthew Betz (actor), King Baggot (actor), James Burke (actor), Jules Cowles (actor), Stanley Andrews (actor), Bing Crosby (actor), W.C. Fields (actor), Clarence Geldart (actor), Fred Kohler (actor),

Plot: A young pacifist after refusing on principle to defend her sweetheart's honor and being banished in disgrace, joins a riverboat troupe as a singer, acquires a reputation as a crackshot after a saloon brawl in which the villain of the piece accidentally kills himself with his own gun, falls in love with his former fianceé's sister and finally bullies an apprehensive family into accepting him.

Keywords: contract, cousin-cousin-relationship, debt, drunkenness, duel, easterner, engagement, family-honor, fistfight, gambler
Genres: Comedy, Musical,

Quotes:

Commodore Jackson: My last encounter with the redskins was over thirty-five years ago. I was a mere stripling.::Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: Is that so? [skeptically]::Commodore Jackson: I whipped out my revolver...::Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: Revolvers weren't invented thirty-five years ago. [sneering]::Commodore Jackson: Uh... uh... I know that, but the Indians didn't know it. It doesn't matter - I threw it away.::Female passenger: Oh, how exciting - please don't interrupt.::Commodore Jackson: I had just swum the rapids. I had my canoe under one arm and a Rocky Mountain goat under the other.::Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: How could you swim without the use of your arms?::Commodore Jackson: Uh, uh... in those days I had, uh, I had very strong legs. Uh, excuse me [sheepishly doffs hat to woman] , very strong limbs.::Female passenger: You must have been full of fire in your youth.::Commodore Jackson: I had to carry fire insurance until I was over forty. As I arrived at the river bank, I was encountered by the entire tribe of the Shug Indians. The most ferocious... have you ever been to Shug country?::Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: No, I haven't. [glaring at the Commodore]::Commodore Jackson: Uh, that's fine. I unsheathed my Bowie knife and [slowly and dramatically] cut a path through this wall of human flesh, dragging my canoe behind me.::Female passenger: [collapsing] Oh, oh, oh... oh.::Commodore Jackson: Ah, I'm sorry. Perhaps I've gone too far.::Skeptical Passenger in pilot house: What, what happened to the goat? [no trace of skepticism]::Commodore Jackson: He was very good with mustard.

Gambler #1: Four aces.::Commodore Jackson: Huh?::Gambler #2: That's funny... I've got four aces.::Commodore Jackson: Oh, don't tell me. [starting to worry]::Gambler #1: [brandishing a pistol] There's only four aces in the deck and the man that holds the first four wins.

Commodore Jackson: ...unsheathing my Bowie knife, I cut a path through this wall of human flesh, dragging my canoe behi [wooden Indian passes by the door whose top half is open, startling him]... [cough]... behind me. Since that time of course, the noble red man and his pale faced friends have smoked the pipe of peace. [another Indian passes by - pause and cringes] Why I wouldn't of more think now of harming a hair on a red man's head than I would sticking a fork in my mother's back. Heh... why, some of my best friends are Indians... Shug Indians.

Commodore Jackson: Never mind what I told you! You do as I tell you!

Commodore Jackson: I like women as I like elephants, I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't own one.

Commodore Jackson: Even a dead fish can float downstream.