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He Never Died (2014)

Actors: Henry Rollins (actor), Booboo Stewart (actor), Nils Allen Stewart (producer), Brandon Baker (producer), Dan Petronijevic (actor), Walter Alza (actor), Evan Krauss (miscellaneous crew), Luis M. Mendoza (miscellaneous crew), Michael Cram (actor), Kate Greenhouse (actress), Austin Macdonald (actor), James Bredin (editor), Joshua Jinchereau (miscellaneous crew), Jason Krawczyk (director), Nuala Fitzgerald (actress),

Genres: Drama, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Bullets. Blood. Bingo.

The Return of Dolemite (2002)

Actors: James Evans (actor), Rudy Ray Moore (actor), Rudy Ray Moore (producer), Jeff Centauri (miscellaneous crew), Frank Pinnock (director), Ron Hall (actor), Kiyano La'vin (actor), Jacin Guillienne Gayent Dixon (actress), Jerry Jones (actor), Matthew Pollino (actor), Terry Chambers (editor), Miles Grose (actor), Kenneth Ivan (actor), Will Shin (actor), Mihran Topouzoglou (producer),

Genres: ,

A Candle in the Dark: The Story of William Carey (1998)

Actors: Tony Tew (director), Tony Tew (writer), Ashok Mukherjee (actor), Ken Curtis (producer), Kenneth Gilbert (actor), Adam Blackwood (actor), Paul Ridley (actor), Tessa Wyatt (actress), Biplab Dasgupta (actor), Richard Attlee (actor), Julie Kate Olivier (actress), Anthony Jarvis (editor), Lynette Edwards (actress), Ratul Bhattacharya (actor), James Mansfield (actor),

Genres: Biography, Drama,

That's Carry On (1979)

Actors: William Hartnell (actor), Ed Devereaux (actor), Fred Griffiths (actor), John Bluthal (actor), Bernard Cribbins (actor), Bernard Bresslaw (actor), Frank Forsyth (actor), Jim Dale (actor), Cyril Chamberlain (actor), Eric Barker (actor), Peter Butterworth (actor), Harry H. Corbett (actor), Kenneth Connor (actor), Kenneth Cope (actor), Charles Hawtrey (actor),

Plot: That's Carry on is a 'best of the carry on's' movie with Kenneth Williams and Barbara Windsor introducing clips from all the Carry On movies (from Carry on Sergeant to Carry on Behind). The two regulars converse at the Rank Film building to host the film, with their own running gags involving Barbara's "assets" and Kenneth's desperate need of a toilet!!!

Keywords: carry-on, independent-film, sequel
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Everyone who's anyone is in it .. right in it!!! The best gags from the Carry On series

Tarzoon, la honte de la jungle (1975)

Actors: Christopher Guest (actor), Christopher Guest (actor), John Belushi (actor), Bill Murray (actor), Roger Carel (actor), Bernard Dhéran (actor), Bernard Dhéran (actor), Brian Doyle-Murray (actor), Georges Aminel (actor), Christopher Guest (actor), Guy Piérauld (actor), Michael O'Donoghue (miscellaneous crew), Michael O'Donoghue (writer), Pierre Trabaud (actor), Arlette Thomas (actress),

Plot: Shame, the ape man of the jungle, is aghast when his woman, June, is kidnapped by a gang of giant penises. They take her to their queen, Bazunga, a bald woman with fourteen breasts. After tangling with a gang of great white hunters, a marauding lion and the Molar Men, Shame sets off to rescue her with only his faithful friend Flicka at his side. He heads for that darkest of areas ..... Bush Country!

Keywords: adult-animation, africa, animated-sex, bestiality, cartoon-nudity, cartoon-sex, cartoon-spoof, cartoon-violence, cult-director, cult-film
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy,
Taglines: First, there was "Fritz the Cat"...Then, "Heavy Traffic"...And now, THE FUNNIEST ADULT CARTOON EVER! You're Gonna Laugh Your X Off

Quotes:

Brutish: If I ever get my hands on that fucking son of a bitch who built that fucking plane, I swear I'll rip his goddamn fucking face off! [observes the scenery] Jesus Christ where the fuck are we?, we're in the worst goddamn fucking shit hole I've ever seen!

Brutish: [after his assistant has been eaten by the Munchers] Hey what the fuck is going on here? The goddamn cage has gotten so goddamn heavy that I can hardly carry the goddamn fucking thing!, the sooner I get out of this goddamn shit hole the better, this fucking heat is un fucking believable, this fucking place is the asshole of the goddamn fucking univoise! [gets eaten by the Munchers] [now a skeleton] The goddamn fucking insects in the goddamn fucking swamp, in the goddamn fucking rain in the goddamn murderous sun, goddamnit! [dies]

Shame: Africa... where the web of life is spun from cheaper thread!::Shame: Africa... where elephants have a graveyard and men are left to rot where they fall!::Shame: Africa... where pestilence, carnage, and rapine are not disasters but a way of life!::Shame: Africa... dark flame that lures the ruthless human moths who lust for easy riches!::Shame: Africa... home of the fierce t'ungala warriors who have no word for "mercy"... or "wheel" or "calendar" or "disinfectant" or "light bulb", "printing press", "steam engine", "fork", "can opener", "telescope", "toiler paper", slow down, you're rolling it too fast! I can't read it if you roll it so fast!::Shame: That's better.::Shame: It is written that a wise man was once asked "What are the four principle products of Africa?" and, without hesitation he replied, "Gold, ivory, diamonds, and blood!"

Carry on Cowboy (1966)

Actors: Joan Sims (actress), Kenneth Williams (actor), Jon Pertwee (actor), Arthur Lovegrove (actor), Eric Rogers (actor), Richard O'Brien (actor), Sid James (actor), Alan Gifford (actor), Jim Dale (actor), Bernard Bresslaw (actor), Charles Hawtrey (actor), Peter Butterworth (actor), Percy Herbert (actor), Eric Rogers (composer), Peter Rogers (producer),

Plot: Stodge City is in the grip of the Rumpo Kid and his gang. Mistaken identity again takes a hand as a "sanitary engineer" (plumber) by the name of Marshal P. Knutt is mistaken for a law marshal! Being the conscientious sort, Marshal tries to help the town get rid of Rumpo, and a showdown is inevitable. Marshal has two aids - revenge-seeking Annie Oakley and his sanitary expertise...

Keywords: carry-on, female-gunfighter, independent-film, sequel, street-shootout, western-spoof
Genres: Comedy, Western,
Taglines: THE STAMPEDE IS ON . . . and the Carry On Gang is wanted all over the west for leaving a trail of their brand of laughter! How the west was hilariously lost!! [Australia] How the west was lost!!

Quotes:

Sam: I never did get to know exactly what she'd done that was so wrong.::Judge Burke: Old Ben was a friend of mine Sam, and she killed him.::Doc: It was his own fault. He was ninety-two. I warned him not to marry her!

Big Heap: This is my squaw, Kitikata. I bought her for two buffalo skins.::Charlie: How.::Johnny Finger: Never mind how, where!

Johnny Finger: [addressing the Indian chief] How! Me-um heap big paleface chief from-um Stodge City. Me-um salute-um big chief. Me-um want-um pow-wow.::Big Heap: [speaking perfect English] I say, you do talk funny. You must be foreigners.

Belle Armitage: [admiring his gun] My, but you got a big one!::Johnny Finger: I'm from Texas, ma'am. We all got big ones down there.

Johnny Finger: [the opening scene after he shoots the three men] I wonder what they wanted?

Johnny Finger: What's the matter? What have I done wrong?::Sheriff Albert Earp: You just killed three men, mister.::Johnny Finger: I know that, but what have I done wrong?

Perkins: It's another telegram from Stodge City, sir. Judge Burke. He's the mayor there, you know.::Commissioner: Burke? Oh yeah, I remember him in law school. He's a bum.::Perkins: I didn't know you studied at law school, sir.::Commissioner: I didn't. I was the janitor.

Commissioner: Send him a Marshall. Anything for peace.::Perkins: That's just the trouble, sir. We haven't any available.::Commissioner: Nobody? What about that big head who's always hanging around here looking for work? What's his name? Dillon. What's he doing?::Perkins: Six months.

Johnny Finger: I once talked peace with a Sioux, but you can't trust them. One moment it was peace on, the next it was peace off.

The Old Curiosity Shop (1934)

Actors: Leslie Norman (editor), Thomas Bentley (director), Charles Dickens (writer), Roddy Hughes (actor), Gibb McLaughlin (actor), Wally Patch (actor), Walter C. Mycroft (producer), Hay Petrie (actor), Reginald Purdell (actor), Amy Veness (actress), Fred Groves (actor), J. Fisher White (actor), Ben Webster (actor), James Harcourt (actor), Margaret Kennedy (writer),

Plot: Quilp ('Hay Petrie' (qv)) is a money-lender who persecutes Little Nell('Elaine Benson (I)' (qv)) and her grandfather ('Ben Webster (I)' (qv)), finally taking over their curiosity shop. Simultaneously, the grandfather's long-lost brother, now wealthy, is seeking the pair who flee before the menacing Quilp, and Nell and her grandfather join a wax works exhibition.

Keywords: based-on-novel, charles-dickens
Genres: Drama,

Strange Cargo (1929)

Actors: Harry Allen (actor), Benjamin Glazer (producer), Benjamin Glazer (writer), Benjamin Glazer (writer), John W. Krafft (writer), Benjamin Glazer (director), Jack Ogilvie (editor), Paul Weatherwax (editor), Benjamin Glazer (miscellaneous crew), George Beranger (actor), Russell Gleason (actor), Chuck Hamilton (actor), Claude King (actor), Frank Reicher (actor), Warner Richmond (actor),

Genres: Mystery,

The Planter (1917)

Actors: Harry Davenport (actor), Carmen Phillips (actress), Louis Fitzroy (actor), Pat Hartigan (actor), Lamar Johnstone (actor), Thomas N. Heffron (director), John Ince (director), Tyrone Power Sr. (actor), Lalo Encinas (actor), Pearl Elmore (actress), Laura Winston (actress), George Odell (actor), Lottie Kruse (actress), John Nicholson (actor), Mabel Wiles (actress),

Genres: Drama,