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@JamesMcGrathLNP

LNP Senator for Queensland. Assistant Minister to the PM. Beer-battered chips are evil. Milo & ice-cream. Rum & coke.

on the road in QLD
Joined October 2011

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  1. Everyone listening intently to my chum speaking on modern anti-semitism

  2. Mate, it burnt down. It will be rebuilt. Pls go anyway and visit Australian Age of Dinosaurs.

  3. Where the lefty Magistrate said if she was his daughter, he would have been proud?

  4. Darth Vader has joined the office at Parliament House. He will be in charge of constituent liaison.

  5. The tyrant Castro is dead. Good. I hope his death was as painful as the suffering he inflicted on the people of Cuba.

  6. New mug for Milo. And for other sugar-laden drinkies. Best campaign slogan.

  7. I believe that 'fibble' gets us around Standing Orders. I.e. 'The Member for X is fibbling'.

  8. Garden hoses were invented for such eventualities.

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  9. Ant & Dec are a pair of sooks in singlets. If a snake bit them on the bum, I wouldn't be sucking out the poison.

  10. About to chat about Ant & Dec - I've offered to host winner of at Parliament House for food and rum

  11. All in good fun, here is my commenting to The Daily Star on Ant & Dec's 'dig' at Australia

  12. One for the dating profile.

  13. Cheerfully these McGrath measles are immune.

  14. True. But no-one wants my back-end of a truck face plastered all over a car.

  15. The automobile has large spots. McGrath measles to be precise.

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