NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 71 - THE LIGHT BEHIND THE WALL

Tune on, turn out, and drop in as Charles and I pull back the curtain to reveal the physical and metaphysical engines driving the chaos of your present reality. Not gonna spoil the surprises, but this one goes hard in the paint.


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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 70 - THANKS VOODOO

So you think that the Illuminati isn’t real? That our last three presidents haven’t been Satanists? That voodoo magic didn't cause the Trump presidency? Come down here with me, I’ll show you some shit.


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DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 12 - DAD-MILICH

Rejoice! Shelby is back from tour and Aesop is willing to take a break from posting pictures of records on Instagram for just long enough to record another (guestless) episode of DMD! Shit gets hairy in this one, so strap in for a thrill ride of epic proportions...

Discussed herein: Sex Bigots, Grabbin' Pussies To W.A.S.P., Manowar Chat, Aesop Flaking on Work, A Follow-Up Email From "Porky Pig" re: List-Metal, Alcest vs. Incest, Mortiishead, "You Were Conceived To 'The Bleeding', Son", A Discussion Regarding DMD Signature Headwear, Goat Semen: Literally The Siqqest Shirt Ever, The Karl Sanders Story, Hand Relief, 3 Hours of Demilich Chat Lost To The Ages, Harri From Hooded Menace: Body Count Superfan, The ACTUAL String Cheese Incident, Shelby: A Compass That Always Points Toward Panic! At The Disco, Are You Pro- or Antti-Boman?, Bricks, Minifigs, And The Portland of Things, Shelby Using The Word "Tertiary" Correctly, 500 Bucks at BevMo, A Weird Meth-y Logger, Glen Benton: The Dayton, Ohio of People, Strong Politics, Spicy Opinions, Shitloads of Dad Sex & Listener Emails, plus, as always, The DMD Bump and Fatherly Advice. Also included: Live audio from the Dads' appearance at the Punchline in SF as part of the Illogical Contraption Satanic Black Metal Halloween Ritual! It's a solid-ass episode from start... To FINNISH!

Music:

Demilich, "The Cry"

Roky Erickson, "White Faces"

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*SEE BELOW TO FOLLOW ALONG WITH IMAGES FROM THE PUNCHLINE APPEARANCE*

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 69 - INSIDE OUTSIDE BASEBALL

Join Shelby, Al, and Erik for some real straight talk as we wrap up the IllCon Satanic Halloween Comedy Ritual, discuss the nuts and bolts of our super advanced comedy theory, recount the Kubrick exhibit, hit or shit David Icke’s son’s music, and watch in horror as Shelby drinks a pint of tequila in under an hour. WARNING: no actual conspiracy theories are discussed.


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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 68 - GOTTA WAKE 'EM UP

Join me on a mystical journey where we debunk reality simulations with something even stranger, get heavy with Wikileaks leaks, fuck with new Mandela Effect possibilities, and reveal plans for the coming Illuminati space nation. Come along, if you can handle the truth.


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DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 11 - UNLEASHED... UPON DADKIND (WITH SHANE BAKER)

In October's delightful and extra MEATY episode, the Dads are joined by fellow father and rock vocalist Shane Baker (Alaric, Eerie, Pins of Light, Dead And Gone) for a lengthy and informative discussion about Bolt Thrower, dolmas, television, dumb kids, and the Billy Joel hit "We Didn't Start The Fire". But there's so much more!

Also discussed herein: The Strip Club At The Edge of Town, Not Exactly Fucking, Van Hayward, Matt Shapiro's Dick, Family Nudity, "Conceptually Awesome" Bands, Taliban vs Mall Cop, Transmissions From Planet Parmesan, Turkey Tetrazzini, Ambrosia Salad, Cool-Ass Space Orcs, Greek Sushi, 14 Years In 14 Minutes, Hitler And Aliens, Roger The Piano Man, The Ominous Scent of Ben Gay And Metamucil, Gallagher AD, The George Costanza of Death Metal Dads, Jews on TV, Who Would Win?, Danish Vocalist Florandia Suppenhausen, Long-Box CDs, Color Me Dadd, Cassingle Listenin', Another Bad Malevolent Kreayshawn, A Live Commentary On A Live Commentary, "Local" Bands, List Rock vs Indian Rock, Karl Sanders Checking His AOL Account Onstage, Dollar Store Cannibal Corpse, French Poetry And Rim Jobs, That Dog Is Sick of Peanut Butter!, Getting Advice From Pizza Boxes And Snapple Caps, Hashtag Hashbrowns, Imps of the Perverse: The Tell-Tale Subway Sandwich, Doctor Who Cares?, Cumming In Public: Morality vs Law, Ghost Dad 2: Son of Ghost Dad, Cowboy vs RoboCop vs Bag of Tube socks, The DMD Bump, Fatherly Advice, and A Complete Lack of Dad Sex. It's a real barn-burner, this one. So kick back, relax, and don't worry about catching that bus. There's always another one.

Music:

Bolt Thrower, "Unleashed... Upon Mankind"

Alaric, "Demon"

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Editor's note: The cigarrette guy from Star Wars' name is Elan Sleazebaggano. No, seriously.

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 67 - WOULD YOU COULD YOU ON A PODCAST?

Topics Include: Weird Warnings / I Am Truthor / You Can’t Handle The Proof / The Girlfriend Represents My Mind / Bohemian Grove Votes Third Party / Meme Magick Of The Alt Right / Baal’s Back / The Program Is Self-Correcting / Question The Reality Of Questioning Reality / Black Slime Creeping Over DC


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DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 10 - DAD-SCANTING THE IN-SON-LUBRIOUS (with JASON WALTON)

In today's raunchy and scandalous episode, Jason Walton (Agalloch, Especially Likely Sloth, Celestial, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Self-Spiller, etc) divulges sordid details about Aesop's past, gets candid about raising weird daughters, and slings insults at Shelby as if they'd met before or something. It's fucked up!


If you like to relax during entertainment, spoilers for you as follows: The O.F.P., Jeff Walker's Cowboy Hat, Professor Harry And The DMD Signature Fuckstyle, How To Build A Wooden Toilet, Deeply Moved By The Events of 9/11, Of Mirrors And Distressed Manatees, Fog Machines And The Resulting Digestional Tract Issues (Can You Sign This?), All Aboard America (Another Train Gang Bang), Making Out With One-Armed Mary, Happy Birthday Calvyn (Here's Your Invoice!), "Goodbye You Old Stinky Asshole!", How Hickey Killed Tupac, Buckets, Tarps, and Bodily Fluids, Glen Benton: DMD Arch-Nemesis, Bill Steer's Guide To Gentle Lovemaking, Weird Old Grind Dudes, The Thing About The Rest Stop, What The Fuck Is That Guy Running From?, What Aesop Does Like A Sailor, #SceneBeef,  Confusion About Corys, Pitching vs Catching in the Heavy Metal Gay World, Canadian Angel Dust, Feeding The Baby feat. Mystifier, Idyllic Punk Bass Player Parenting, Gross Coffee Noises feat. A Gross Burp, Roommates Showing Up Early, Slovenian Bullshit, False Leg Cramps, Involuntary Abstinence, Fake Ejaculate Mustard, Killing Your Sex Partner feat. A Sick Eyepatch, Siqq Salt Lake City Shows, What's Your Point?, and Swiss Racial Tension! All this plus The DMD Bump, Fatherly Advice, Dad Sex, Listener Emails, Hotel Keys, High Life, and Laffs Galore! Tune in numbnuts, you're gonna die soon!

Music:

Carcass, "Lavaging Expectorate Of Lysergide Composition"
Jeff Walker Und Die Fluffers, "End of The World"


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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 66 - ALIEN RESOURCES

Join your hosts Drunk Al and Drunk Erik on a podcast journey that ranges from sports superstitions to psychedelics to the extraterrestrial origins of chess to to the ESL conspiracy metal of Carlos Spartacus. Disclaimer: we are actually drunk and express some strong sports opinions.


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DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 9 - CONSIDERED DAD (with VIVEK VANKATESH)

In the first of two enlightening episodes for the month of September, an Aesop-less Shelby is joined on the sunny patio of a Montreal AirBnB by college professor, metalhead, father of two, and creator of Grimposium Vivek Vankatesh. Also featuring surprise cameos by Dan Butler (Vastum, Acephalix), Pranjal Tiwari (Cardinal Wyrm), and British Dave (Football Madness), this discussion goes deep on academia, philosophy, fatherhood, and the mystical origins and culture of extreme music.

Valid and pertinent pontifications as follows: The Mutual Washing of Balls and Resulting Scrotal Cleanliness, How Did You Do That?, Incessant Beeping and The Passing of Fire Trucks, Maya Vs. Mastadon, Stoked Mallcore Kids, Partying With Sebastian Bach, Free Massages In The Artist Village, A Casual Plate of Food, Heavy Times at Katacombes Montreal, Uroboric Musings on Academia and The Mind/Body Horror Binary, Screaming In Your Daughter's Ear, A Complete Lack of Usual Segments, Luc LeMay and The Hidden History of The Human Race, Gettin' Pleiades Dusted Off Some "Colored Sands", Inquisition's Border-Crossing Issues and How They Benefitted Vastum, A Checkered Past, An Apartment Full of Drowsy Metalheads, Particularly Evocative Emotions, Don't Worry: Dan's Not Drunk, Strangling People With A Mic Cable, Cardinal Wyrm Chanting To The Empty Heavens, Neckbeard Technocracy, "Fucked With A Knife" As An Antidote To Dread and Depression, More Beeping, A Visit From The Landlord, Chatty Neighbors, and Lots of Weird Dude Energy. THIS 1 IS FOR SMART PPL ONLY! IF YOU ARE A FALSE DO NOT ENTRY!

Music:

Gorguts, "Considered Dead"

Vastum, "Amniosis"

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