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Parental Guidance (2012)

Actors: Jim Jaffe (miscellaneous crew), Mark Robert Ellis (miscellaneous crew), Kevin Halloran (producer), Billy Crystal (producer), Christine Lakin (actress), Marc Shaiman (composer), Bette Midler (actress), Tony Hawk (actor), Billy Crystal (actor), Marisa Tomei (actress), Gedde Watanabe (actor), Matthew Warzel (actor), Rhoda Griffis (actress), Andrew Lipschultz (miscellaneous crew), Christine Lakin (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Old school grandfather Artie (Billy Crystal), who is accustomed to calling the shots, meets his match when he and his eager-to-please wife Diane (Bette Midler) agree to babysit their three grandkids when their type-A helicopter parents (Marisa Tomei, Tom Everett Scott) go away for work. But when 21st century problems collide with Artie and Diane's old school methods of tough rules, lots of love and old-fashioned games, it's learning to bend - and not holding your ground - that binds a family together.

Keywords: airport-security, anti-authoritarianism, atlanta-georgia, baseball-announcer, bully, chinese-restaurant, corporal-punishment, creativity, critique-of-progressivism, extrinsic-motivation
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Here come the grandparents. There go the rules. This Christmas it's a battle for the ages

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Harper Decker Simmons: [with a mouthful of cake] Yogurt not like ice cream! You lied!

Diane Decker: Bravo! Oh, wow! Harper, that was wonderful!::Harper Decker Simmons: I stunk.::Diane Decker: You most certainly did not! [to Dr. Schveer] Wasn't she wonderful?::Dr. Schveer: No. This will *not* be good enough for your audition. You must practice more! When my daughter underperforms, I shun her. *This* girl should be shunned!

Barker Simmons: Carl and I wanna leave.::Artie Decker: Don't leave your seat.::Barker Simmons: You said "don't".::Artie Decker: Consider the consequences, mister.

Diane Decker: Artie!::Artie Decker: I'm sorry! I can't take this anymore! This whole "teachable moments" of protecting their self-esteem and nobody gets punished and every game ends in a tie! All I hear is "Use your words. Use your words," but the word they never use with the kids is "No!"

The Pleasure of Being Robbed (2008)

Actors: Joshua Safdie (actor), Joshua Safdie (editor), Joshua Safdie (writer), Joshua Safdie (director), Joshua Safdie (producer), Ben Safdie (editor), Eleonore Hendricks (writer), Eleonore Hendricks (actress), Ariel Schulman (actor), Sam Lisenco (producer), Sam Lisenco (actor), Brett Jutkiewicz (editor), Brett Jutkiewicz (producer), Casey Neistat (producer), Zachary Treitz (producer),

Genres: Drama,

Insanity (2005)

Actors: Lamorne Morris (actor), Rich Celenza (director), Rich Celenza (writer), Rich Celenza (actor), Rich Celenza (producer), Rich Celenza (actor), Victoria Floro (actress), Richard Strobel (actor), Justin Ordman (actor), Anita Showalter (actress), Noah Gregoropoulos (actor), Devin Wesley (actor), Kevin Kachin (producer), Kevin Kachin (actor), Kevin Suscavage (actor),

Genres: Action, Thriller,

All the Way (2000)

Actors: James Larkin (director), Paolo Proto (producer), Nicholas Audsley (actor), Natalie Tapper (actress), Ray Grewall (writer),

Genres: Comedy,

NewsBreak (2000)

Actors: Serge Rodnunsky (director), Robert Culp (actor), Greg Mullavey (actor), Mike Tristano (miscellaneous crew), David Proval (actor), Serge Rodnunsky (producer), Judge Reinhold (actor), Michael Rooker (actor), Evan Evans (composer), Beau Rogers (producer), David Forrest (producer), Kim Darby (actress), Suzanne Friedline (actress), Aaron Walrod (miscellaneous crew), Gerald I. Wolff (producer),

Genres: Action, Drama,

Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (1999)

Actors: Jeff Wincott (actor), Philip Williams (actor), Aron Tager (actor), Martin Roach (actor), Burt Reynolds (actor), Burt Reynolds (actor), Vince Corazza (actor), Burt Reynolds (actor), Gerry Mendicino (actor), Gary Busey (actor), Matt Birman (actor), Jack Duffy (actor), Vince Corazza (actor), Jeff Wincott (actor), Dan Duran (actor),

Plot: Luc Devereaux and Veronica Roberts continue their attempts to expose the Universal Soldier unit. But after a hostage situation mistakenly leaves Veronica a fugitive, the two escape the city and go into hiding. CIA Deputy Director Mentor and Dr. Walker are also in the middle of literally 'growing' a powerful new Universal Soldier clone of Luc's brother Eric to assassinate him and Veronica. Now it may leave Luc no chance to end it all.

Keywords: action-hero, army, blonde, blood, blood-spatter, brawl, combat, cyborg, experiment, fistfight
Genres: Action, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Back in action and deadlier than ever!

Little Big League (1994)

Actors: Karen Golden (miscellaneous crew), Patrick Wright (actor), Stanley Clarke (composer), Jason Robards (actor), Joel Thingvall (actor), Jonathan Silverman (actor), Jeff Garlin (actor), Michael Papajohn (actor), Wolfgang Bodison (actor), John Ashton (actor), Timothy Busfield (actor), Kevin Dunn (actor), Dennis Farina (actor), Jeff Winn (miscellaneous crew), Chris Berman (actor),

Plot: When the owner of the Minnesota Twins dies suddenly, his will bequeaths the team to his grandson Billy, a devotee of baseball who, although only 12, has devoured voluminous lore, knows the team intimately, and has shown an uncanny sixth sense of what they need to improve. They hate their manager, so Billy quickly fires the SOB, winning their instant approval. However, this turns to dismay when he announces their new manager: Billy Heywood. How will Billy convince a gang of proud, tough men to stick around and take orders from a kid? On the other hand, what's to lose-- the team has nowhere to go but up.

Keywords: 12-year-old, affection, baseball, baseball-fan, baseball-movie, baseball-player, boston-massachusetts, boy, bronx-new-york-city, child's-point-of-view
Genres: Comedy, Family, Sport,
Taglines: The Minnesota Twins Baseball Team just got a new owner. Major League is about to experience a minor problem . . . . . . he's 12-years-old. The Minnesota Twins Have a New Owner.

Quotes:

Joey: [at school] If I owned the Twins, I wouldn't even show up here. I'd just hire a bunch of scientists to do my homework. I mean, if you're rich you don't have to be smart. That's the whole beauty of this country.

Lonnie Ritter: Kids today are amazing. I played winter ball down in Venezuala, they had kids half his age, every one of them speaking Spanish. That's a hard language.::Lou Collins: They speak Spanish in Venezuala.::Lonnie Ritter: I know! That's my point!

Mac: You're a frickin' primadonna, McGreavy. You don't deserve to wear that uniform.::Mike McGrevey: You know, you're right, Mac. I'm a disgrace to the Twins. I think you should trade me.::Mac: As soon as we find someone dumb enough to take you, that's EXACTLY what we're gonna do.::Billy Heywood: No we're not. We're not trading you.::Mike McGrevey: So what are you going to do, bench me?::Billy Heywood: Nope, play you. When it's your turn to pitch, you pitch. Nothing changes.::Mike McGrevey: You know, I don't think that's such a good idea. I have a feeling my concentration's not going to be that good out there. I might tend to forget some of those scouting reports.::Billy Heywood: Well, that's up to you, you're the free agent. Hey Mac, what's the going rate for an absent-minded pitcher who can't get anybody out?

Jim Bowers: It's a scientific fact that a pig becomes a hog at 180 pounds.::Spencer Hamilton: What's that make your wife?::Tucker Kain: Fat.

Joey: I can't believe you lost to the Tigers, they stink!

George O'Farrell: Hey 'Blackout,' I didn't get you for your curve ball. I don't like your curve ball. As a matter of fact, I hate your curve. You know why? Because the damn thing don't curve!

Billy Heywood: Here's an easy one. Who was the first black player to play in the major leagues?::Thomas Heywood: You want me to say Jackie Robinson, but I won't. Fleet Walker for Toledo. I believe the year was 1884.

[repeated line]::Spencer Hamilton: Bite me.

Billy Heywood: If Joe can paint a house in three hours and Sam can paint the same house in five hours, how long will it take to paint it together?::Mac: Now wait a minute, you never said this was a word problem.

Jim Bowers: [after Billy apologizes to the team] On behalf of the entire Apache Nation, we accept this olive branch of peace.::Billy Heywood: [team laughs] Thanks, I think.

Jailbirds (1991)

Actors: Dakin Matthews (actor), Phylicia Rashad (actress), Grainger Hines (actor), Dyan Cannon (actress), E. Duke Vincent (producer), Clyde Kusatsu (actor), Aaron Spelling (producer), Anne Haney (actress), Ahmad Rashad (actor), Shelley Hull (producer), Dennis Letts (actor), Craig Busch (miscellaneous crew), James L. Conway (producer), Burt Brinckerhoff (director), Renate Kamer (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Action, Comedy,

How to Survive the 70s and Maybe Even Bump Into Happiness (1978)

Actors: Bill Bixby (actor), Dick Van Dyke (actor), Bill Persky (director), Bill Persky (writer), John Ritter (actor), Bill Persky (producer), Bill Persky (producer), Harvey Korman (actor), Mary Tyler Moore (actress), Sam Denoff (actor), Eddie Barth (actor), Henry Polic II (actor), Candice Azzara (actress), Gino Conforti (actor), Michael Durrell (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Il magnifico Robin Hood (1970)

Actors: Attilio Dottesio (actor), Pietro Ceccarelli (actor), Frank Braña (actor), Cesare Bianchini (editor), Cris Huerta (actor), Carla Mancini (actress), Roberto Bianchi Montero (director), Arpad DeRiso (writer), George Martin (actor), Benito Pacifico (actor), Aldo Cecconi (actor), Spela Rozin (actress), Massimo Righi (actor), Antonella Murgia (actress), Gualtiero Isnenghi (actor),

Genres: Adventure,