Apr 06
Good Show Sir Comments: You got to wonder how baldy’s tunic is fastened in the back. Is it like one of those hospital gowns?
Published 1992
You might remember this from here.
Good Show Sir Comments: You got to wonder how baldy’s tunic is fastened in the back. Is it like one of those hospital gowns?
Published 1992
You might remember this from here.
April 6th, 2016 at 11:45 am
A Novel of Cesspit, the Worst Covers.
AGAIN, looking in an entirely different direction than the action! Why, Mr. Art Director? Did you tell the model to look directly into the ginormous hair dryer that was blowing her hair, and crop it out when you Photoshopped her onto a Krofft backdrop?
April 6th, 2016 at 12:56 pm
Out cruising for ladies, at the end of the night you have to fight your wingman over the one good-looking girl.
April 6th, 2016 at 1:41 pm
“Sir, if you’ll stop struggling this prostate exam will be over relatively quickly!”
April 6th, 2016 at 2:40 pm
Hell’s hokey-cokey: “In out, in out, and out of time’s abyss.”
April 6th, 2016 at 3:37 pm
I would like to see a ‘lost continent’ novel about the guy(s) who actually lost the damned thing in the first place.
April 6th, 2016 at 3:59 pm
Dunno about bald Batman but I think I know where I’ve seen the other two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPoiv0sZ4s4
April 6th, 2016 at 4:37 pm
Not to be confused with Caspak, The Friendly Lost Continent.
April 6th, 2016 at 5:04 pm
@fred: “Dammit, it was here just a minute ago! I had it in my hands, put it down and now I can’t find it!”
Sounds like me with my keys and cellphone…. ðŸ™
April 6th, 2016 at 5:35 pm
@Jon: So when you’re at the end of your contract month, are you out of minutes’ abyss? Or in it? 😉
April 6th, 2016 at 5:39 pm
@DSWBT: Out-of-Contact Abyss, more like. 😉
Okay, that wasn’t good. I need lunch and more caffeine, I think.
April 6th, 2016 at 6:11 pm
Don’t you just hate it when a bald winged guy attacks in the middle of your photo shoot?
Mind you, she doesn’t seem that bothered.
Wait . . . maybe the attack is part of the photo shoot. Yes, that explains everything here. Except wingman’s clothes.
April 6th, 2016 at 6:44 pm
@Jon: is your cell phone ring tone ‘erupting volcanoes and swooping birdmen’?
April 6th, 2016 at 7:29 pm
Ok I know there are many who are more knowledgeable about weather than I am, but why is the volcano smoke being blown in the opposite direction of photo-shoot-girl’s hair? Are Nosferatu Jr.’s wings setting up a local cyclonic condition? But if that were so, wouldn’t Jungle Boy’s loincloth also be blown back?
April 6th, 2016 at 7:31 pm
From the “Why Bother” department:
Edgar Rice burrows out of time’s abyss . . .
only to find himself trapped in an awful cover on a lost ghost continent.
April 6th, 2016 at 7:40 pm
If Roxy Music and Meat Loaf ever did an album together this would be the cover.
April 7th, 2016 at 12:22 am
Edgar Abyss Burroughs’s
OUT OF TIME RICE
April 8th, 2016 at 4:25 am
I don’t think time is an abyss, just a dimension at right angles to the lower spacial dimensions, unless you think the fourth dimension is also spacial, allowing for a “curled dimension” energy…oh well. I’ll just forget physics for now and toss my hair over my shoulder.