Book of the Acts of God
Chapter 1: The Sodom and Gomorrah Business
Chapter 2: The Golden Calf Kerfuffle
Chapter 3: The Red Sea Meshuggah
Chapter 4: Leviticus and the Dietary Hijinks
Chapter 5: Judith and that Wacky Beheading Thing
Chapter 6: New Kid on the Block
WAS THERE A WORLD OUTSIDE EVERY DARKENED DOOR WHERE THE BLUES WON’T HAUNT YOU ANYMORE? OR ONLY A DISTANCE BETWEEN YOU AND I, A MISUNDERSTANDING ONCE, NOW WE LOOK IT IN THE EYE?
January 28th, 2016 at 11:38 am
Pssht! The market for Sodoms and Gomorrahs bottomed out about three thousand years ago.
January 28th, 2016 at 11:39 am
The font is the only thing on the cover that isn’t orange or blue.
January 28th, 2016 at 11:41 am
Dump My Ride.
January 28th, 2016 at 12:09 pm
Lot’s wife totaled this car when she left-turned it into a pillar of salt.
January 28th, 2016 at 12:36 pm
We can’t stop here! This is bat country.
January 28th, 2016 at 12:42 pm
That’s David Gilmour on the left.
January 28th, 2016 at 1:05 pm
Tommy the rock opera on the radio. Bastard child of Ozzy Osborne and Roger Daltry floating over the road like Zardoz.
January 28th, 2016 at 1:18 pm
I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I’ve got my plastic Sam Kinison
Screaming on the dashboard of my car
January 28th, 2016 at 2:33 pm
You know, being paid to drive a car that’s just a rolling ad is embarrassing enough, but when it looks like THIS? . . . No. No way. Not ever.
Paging the Tag Wizard . . . where’s the “WTF” tag?
January 28th, 2016 at 2:48 pm
That’s doing something creative while being very stoned looks like. Delirious is a mild world to describe that. Scary but good!
January 28th, 2016 at 3:44 pm
Please note that when you get a perm, your head shrinks.
January 28th, 2016 at 3:52 pm
Given the facial expressions, there may be Sodomy going on. Maybe even Gomorrahy.
January 28th, 2016 at 4:18 pm
@Ikari Gendo: you’re one to talk about facial expressions, sir!
January 28th, 2016 at 4:41 pm
There’s no air intake on the grille of that Caddy. Is that why Big Head’s mouth is open?
January 28th, 2016 at 6:02 pm
@TW: before we start flagging candidates for the sweet ride tag, pray tell: what constitutes a sweet ride?
January 28th, 2016 at 6:36 pm
Check out the background title. Think of the fun!
Book of the Acts of God
Chapter 1: The Sodom and Gomorrah Business
Chapter 2: The Golden Calf Kerfuffle
Chapter 3: The Red Sea Meshuggah
Chapter 4: Leviticus and the Dietary Hijinks
Chapter 5: Judith and that Wacky Beheading Thing
Chapter 6: New Kid on the Block
etc.
January 28th, 2016 at 8:36 pm
@BC: The Shibboleth Shibboleth, the Commandment Commandments, the Scapegoat Scapegoat…
January 28th, 2016 at 9:24 pm
“I see a little silhouette of a man”
January 28th, 2016 at 11:02 pm
WAS THERE A WORLD OUTSIDE EVERY DARKENED DOOR WHERE THE BLUES WON’T HAUNT YOU ANYMORE? OR ONLY A DISTANCE BETWEEN YOU AND I, A MISUNDERSTANDING ONCE, NOW WE LOOK IT IN THE EYE?
I think only Canadians will get that one…
January 28th, 2016 at 11:12 pm
Ozzy Osbourne
in
Sam Kinison
in
MEET DAVE II: The Sodom and Gomorrah Business
January 29th, 2016 at 2:19 pm
AAAND III-IIII… WILLL AAALWAYS —
*BONK*
Ow! Stop hitting me, Dead Stuff!
January 30th, 2016 at 11:30 am
@AR: Why, I oughtta…!
February 13th, 2016 at 8:20 pm
What song is Sodom singing/playing here?
edit: That would be “Gomorrah Business”, right?