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@BetteMidler

Pensive nymph, hausfrau and martyr

New York, NY
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  1. 2 hours ago

    I had a nice birthday! I was going to wear my birthday suit, but it was wrinkled.

    195 replies 292 retweets 2,769 likes
  2. 10 hours ago

    Yes, it's my birthday! Consider yourself invited to join the fun on Facebook!

    387 replies 223 retweets 2,159 likes
  3. Nov 30

    , major military contractors, promises to save 1000 of 2000 Carrier jobs in Indiana.Hope didn't promise 'em a war!

    139 replies 291 retweets 1,094 likes
  4. Nov 30

    This is a must watch! Alfie nailed it!

    37 replies 90 retweets 477 likes
  5. Nov 29

    Trump sucks up to Mitch McConnell by hiring The Turtle's wife, Elaine Chao, to Dept of Trans. To give her her due, she CAN drive a car.

    423 replies 402 retweets 1,706 likes
  6. Nov 29

    "Only tyrants seek to punish those who express their political opinions by burning the flag" Justice Scalia...he certainly nailed this jerk.

    160 replies 1,776 retweets 5,023 likes
  7. Nov 29

    It’s not even December 1st & I’ve already eaten an entire advent calendar.

    169 replies 685 retweets 4,114 likes
  8. Nov 29

    Trump opts not to get intelligence briefings. Figures. Maybe he’d reconsider if they re-named them “Mid-to-Low Intelligence Briefings.”

    271 replies 1,173 retweets 5,072 likes
  9. Nov 29

    The original mixtape... The Divine Miss M: Deluxe! iTunes: Amazon:

    47 replies 97 retweets 752 likes
  10. Nov 28

    Sec'y of State of Calif says “Allegations of voter fraud in California are absurd,” “His reckless tweets, unbecoming of a president-elect.”

    132 replies 689 retweets 3,133 likes
  11. Nov 28

    I’m so sick of Thanksgiving leftovers, I quit cold turkey. (I know it's old, but so am I !)

    123 replies 342 retweets 3,231 likes
  12. Nov 28

    sez he woulda won popular vote if millions of people hadn’t voted illegally. He has no proof, but that’s just because he’s lying.

    241 replies 1,081 retweets 4,575 likes
  13. Nov 25

    BS last week distracts Trump's base & press so they'd ignore settling of FRAUD AND RACKETEERING Trump U suit for $25mill. Shrewd.

    195 replies 1,244 retweets 4,019 likes
  14. Nov 25

    Please take a moment to read, and offer support to Standing Rock:

    41 replies 483 retweets 1,332 likes
  15. Nov 25

    No Macy’s parade for me this year. If I wanted to see a bunch of enormous cartoon asses, I’ll just keep watching cable news.

    173 replies 1,244 retweets 6,337 likes
  16. Nov 24

    The chipotle sweet potatoes better be good, or there will be hell to pay!

    61 replies 150 retweets 1,564 likes
  17. Nov 24

    126 replies 267 retweets 2,554 likes
  18. Nov 23

    Mark your calendars, and tune in Dec 4th to on ! I'll be chatting with the charming and ever excitable

    53 replies 204 retweets 1,400 likes
  19. Nov 22

    President Obama pardoned 2 turkeys today. James Comey will reopen investigation into whatever the turkeys may or may not have done, however.

    229 replies 2,972 retweets 10,017 likes
  20. Nov 22

    NYE 1973 at Avery Fisher Hall...undoubtedly singing a ballad from my first album, currently in re-release...on CD and vinyl!

    137 replies 305 retweets 3,414 likes

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