In The Deathroom (2013)

Actors: Stephen King (writer), David R. Montgomery (actor), Dave Cullen-Wills (actor), Mandy Bhari (actress), Pj Barnard (actor), Alistair Biggar (editor), Stephen Thacker (producer), Stephen Thacker (writer), Stephen Thacker (director), Blair Dunn (actor), Barry Irvine (actor), Kerimeh Irvine (actor), Ian Hamilton (actor), Blair Dunn (actor),

Genres: Short, Thriller,

Orange Drive (2011)

Actors: Brian L. Tan (producer), Brianna Quick (costume designer), Mark Lester (writer), Mark Lester (editor), Mark Lester (director), Mark Lester (producer), Jordan Dunn (actor), Jeff Bourg (actor), Christopher Sawtelle (producer), Chris Reinacher (actor), Chris Reinacher (writer), Pancho Morris (actor), Leah Munson (actress), Sterling Brim (actor), Libe Barer (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

EcoTuna (2009)

Actors: Wayne Chang (actor), Philippe Bernardin (actor), Christopher Peuler (actor), Daryl Brown (actor), Patrick W. Huber (writer), Patrick W. Huber (writer), Patrick W. Huber (editor), Patrick W. Huber (producer), Patrick W. Huber (director), Owen Donovan (editor), Owen Donovan (writer), Owen Donovan (writer), Luis Orlando Cordero (miscellaneous crew), Ian Richard Barnes (actor), Pete Beaudry (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

How Did You Lose Your Soul Sweetheart (2007)

Actors: Francis Abbey (actor), Dave Cooperman (actor), Paul Busetti (editor), Paul Busetti (producer), Chris Kiros (producer), Bridget Devlin Burke (actress), Ian Novick (actor), Colin Lamb (actor), Tara Bowen (actress), Colin Lamb (producer), Colin Lamb (writer), Colin Lamb (director), Mahideep Badwal (actor), Amy Betz (actress), Lauren Scott (actress),

Genres: Drama, Short,

North Sea Hijack (1979)

Actors: Michael Parks (actor), Roger Moore (actor), Angela Allen (miscellaneous crew), James Mason (actor), Jack Davies (writer), Andrew V. McLaglen (director), Jack Davies (writer), Anthony Perkins (actor), George Baker (actor), Elliott Kastner (producer), David Hedison (actor), Faith Brook (actress), Jack Watson (actor), Jeremy Clyde (actor), Tim Bentinck (actor),

Plot: A terrorist (Anthony Perkins) holds an offshore drilling rig and production platform for ransom in the North Sea. Ffolkes (Roger Moore) a wealthy mysogynistic eccentric, volunteers to send his crack team of soldiers in to stop the terrorists. With few other options available, the British Government reluctantly accepts his help.

Keywords: ailurophilia, androgyny, anti-feminism, based-on-novel, cat-lover, closeted-homosexual, commando, effeminacy, extortion, hijack
Genres: Action, Adventure, Thriller,
Taglines: When the next 12 hours could cost you 1,000 million pounds and 600 lives you need a man who lives second by second. [UK Theatrical] Terrorists of the High Seas . . . With a push of a button they threaten to blow up the biggest oil rig in the world. Only one man can stop them. [USA DVD] Roger Moore is "ffolkes" the man who loved cats, ignored women and is about to save the world.

Quotes:

Harris: How are we doing, sir?::ffolkes: Like plowmen at a bloody knitting convention.::Harris: We're improving, then.

Admiral Brindsen: I suppose you're one of those fellows who does the Times crossword puzzle in ten minutes.::ffolkes: I have *never* taken ten minutes.

Lou Kramer: I don't like you, Flag,::ffolkes: How fortunate.::Lou Kramer: My instinct tells me you're bad news. Did you search him, Webb?::Art Webb: I could tell you the size of his underwear.

Lou Kramer: You'd better take that pussycat grin off your face or this guy's liable to carve it off.

Lord Privy Seal Dennis Tipping: You really don't like women much, do you?::ffolkes: I do not. You see, I, together with my five elder sisters, was raised by a maiden aunt. Both my parents died tragically in childbirth. Until the age of ten, I was forced to wear my sister's hand-me-downs. Then when I married, I discovered to my horror that my wife also had five sisters, all unmarried, and all expecting my support. I find cats a far superior breed. Just on the off chance, I have made a will. I've left everything to my cats. I want it testified that I am sound of body and mind. Well go on!

ffolkes: A wet suit in vermilion. Just what one needs at night.

ffolkes: Jennifer? ffolkes here. You can tell the Lord Privy Seal the operation had been completed. As planned, naturally.

[dying words]::Lou Kramer: I still... don't like your face.

Admiral Brindsen: Cigarette, Kramer?

ffolkes: [to one of his frogmen] Do that again, Harris, and I'll have your balls for breakfast!

Porridge (1979)

Actors: Geoffrey Bayldon (actor), Peter Vaughan (actor), Julian Holloway (actor), Dick Clement (writer), Ronnie Barker (actor), Ian La Frenais (writer), Dick Clement (director), Ian La Frenais (producer), Brian Wilde (actor), Daniel Peacock (actor), Susan d'Arcy (miscellaneous crew), Jane Buck (miscellaneous crew), Sam Kelly (actor), Fulton Mackay (actor), Derek Deadman (actor),

Plot: This prison comedy is based on the popular British television series of the same name. Long time Slade prison inmate Fletcher is ordered by Grouty to arrange a football match between the prisoners and an all-star celebrity team. Fletcher is unaware that the match is only a diversion so that an escape can take place. When Fletcher and his cell mate Lennie stumble on the escape, they are taken along, and find themselves having to break back into prison to avoid getting into trouble.

Keywords: based-on-tv-series, independent-film, prison, sequel, title-spoken-by-character
Genres: Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: Fletcher's inside story - even funnier as a film.

Quotes:

Mackay: [During the football game Godber jumps up to head the ball, instead he misses, falls backwards and bangs his head on the goalpost causing him to fall over] [MacKay holds up one finger] How many fingers am I holding up?::Godber: You can't fool me sir, five.

[Trying to make small talk with Fletcher]::Mr Beal: Long to do?::Fletcher: Long enough.::Mr Beal: What you in for?::Fletcher: Got caught.

[At lunch time]::Bunny Warren: What's the 'old up Fletch?::Fletcher: It's the defrocked dentist havin' a go at the cuisine again.

Bunny Warren: 'Ere Fletch!::Fletcher: I'm late.::Bunny Warren: Look, I've got a letter from the wife, can you read it to me?::Fletcher: Listen Bunny, if you can't read, how do you know it's from your wife?::Bunny Warren: It's got Elaine's scent.::Fletcher: Cor, where's Elaine work? A tarpaulin factory?

Mackay: Fletcher!::Fletcher: Sir.::Mackay: If you want to sing, I suggest you form a Slade Prison Glee Club.::Fletcher: Glee?

Fletcher: You're lookin' a bit down in the mouth, Mr Barrowclough, anything the matter?::Mr Barrowclough: Oh, nothing much. The usual. Domestic crisis.::Fletcher: Oh dear. Mrs Barrowclough left you, has she?::Mr Barrowclough: Unhappily... no Fletcher.

[watching Mackay testing the curry in the prison kitchens]::Fletcher: Course, he sees 'imself as an authority on curry, he does, on account of where he was stationed in the army.::Rudge: Where? India?::Fletcher: No, Bradford.

Godber: Hey, why don't we nick a chicken?::Fletcher: Don't be silly, it's Wednesday afternoon. Where we going to get sage and onion stuffing, eh?

Fletcher: I wouldn't leave that bike there if I was you.::Mr Beal: When I want your opinion, I'll ask for it.::Fletcher: Suit yourself. But there are one or two thieves in 'ere. Know what I mean?

[Fletcher finally gives in and reads Bunny's letter]::Fletcher: All right, I'll just you the 'ighlights, all right? 'Dearest Bunny, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah...::[pause as he turns the page]::Fletcher: blah.::Bunny Warren: Blah blah blah what?::Fletcher: It's trivia, Bunny, it's just trivia, it's the weather, her mother's catarrh, she's retiled the lav, the canary's got haemorrhoids, she's met a welder at the Fiesta Club and she's thinking of movin' in with him. All right? Must rush. Can't hang about.::[exits]::Bunny Warren: But...::[pauses]::Bunny Warren: ...we 'aven't got a canary.

More Dead Than Alive (1969)

Actors: Vincent Price (actor), Robert Foulk (actor), Harry Lauter (actor), Anne Francis (actress), Emile Meyer (actor), Aubrey Schenck (producer), John F. Schreyer (editor), George Sawaya (actor), Mickey Simpson (actor), Clint Walker (actor), William Woodson (actor), Fred Carson (actor), George Schenck (writer), Paul Hampton (actor), Arvo Ojala (actor),

Plot: When the multiple murderer Cain is released from prison after 18 years, he wants to settle down as a rancher and never touch a gun again. But his former life haunts him; not only that nobody wants to give him a job, some villains also want to pay him back. So he has to accept the offer of showman Ruffalo to perform as "Killer Cain" in his traveling shooting show. However after 18 years without practice even Ruffalo's young assistant Billy shoots better than Cain.

Keywords: arizona, banker, beard, changing-times, coffin, convict, envy, fistfight, gallows, gunfight
Genres: Romance, Western,
Taglines: Killers in pairs... death by the dozen... They left the west... More Dead than Alive.

Quotes:

Billy Valence: You're not gonna shoot me, are you?

Heiraten ist immer ein Risiko (1967)

Actors: Ulli Philipp (actress), Heinz Bennent (actor), Bruno Hübner (actor), Carl-Heinz Schroth (actor), Arno Assmann (director), Gisela Trowe (actress), Edith Heerdegen (actress), Joachim Ansorge (actor), Monika Berg (actress), Peter Hacks (writer), Hans Joachim Pauli (writer),

Genres: Comedy, Crime,

Station Six-Sahara (1962)

Actors: Mario Adorf (actor), Ian Bannen (actor), Denholm Elliott (actor), Peter van Eyck (actor), Carroll Baker (actress), Artur Brauner (producer), Brian Clemens (writer), Bryan Forbes (writer), Pamela Carlton (miscellaneous crew), Hansjörg Felmy (actor), Ron Grainer (composer), Pierre Balmain (costume designer), Biff McGuire (actor), Harry Baird (actor), Seth Holt (director),

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Her Newest Hit is The Year's HOT! Motion Picture! One Woman Alone With Five Lusty Men.

Quotes:

Kramer: Kramer: [after accidentally tearing off Carol Baker's bikini top during an argument in full view] "Do you have anything to say to me?"::Fletcher: Fletcher: [Whistling and fake-polishing jeep] "No, Sir... I'm happy in my work, Sir. How about *you*, Sir?"

Lady Bodyguard (1943)

Actors: Eddie Albert (actor), Sam Ash (actor), Murray Alper (actor), Clem Bevans (actor), Stanley Blystone (actor), Harlan Briggs (actor), Edward Brophy (actor), George M. Carleton (actor), Kernan Cripps (actor), Gordon De Main (actor), John Dilson (actor), Jack Gardner (actor), Fred Graham (actor), Charles Halton (actor), Al Hill (actor),

Plot: A.C.Baker, advertising executive for an insurance company, approaches test pilot Terry Moore with a proposition that in return for using his picture and endorsement he will get a paid-for-a-year $1000 policy. High-risk Terry agrees. George MacAlister fires his secretary, Miss Tracy, just as she is typing up the policy and she, for spite, changes the amount from a thousand dollars to one million dollars. A.C. delivers the policy, without noticing the difference, to Terry at a party at the Frolics Club, a cheap joint wedged between a burlesque house and a flop house hotel. Three characters, an elderly hat-check "girl" known as Mother Hodges; Avery Jamieson, a broken-down actor; and bartender Harry Gargan are named beneficiaries. When the company discovers the error, A.C. is sent to get back the policy and, pending that, don't let Terry make any test flights.

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: He was worth $1,000,000 dead... and not a penny alive!