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Accidental Incest (2014)

Actors: Richard Griffin (editor), Richard Griffin (director), Vanessa Leigh (actress), Ted Marr (producer), Michael Thurber (actor), Paul Lucenti (actor), Ryan Hanley (actor), Patrick Keeffe (actor), Kevin Killavey (actor), Jamie Lyn Bagley (actress), Elyssa Baldassarri (actress), Johnny Sederquist (actor), Lenny Schwartz (writer), Sean Carufel (actor), Casey Wright (actress),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Love is relative.

The Expendables (2010)

Actors: Bruce Willis (actor), Jason Statham (actor), Sylvester Stallone (actor), Mickey Rourke (actor), Eric Roberts (actor), Arnold Schwarzenegger (actor), Alex Sander (actor), Terry Crews (actor), Gary Daniels (actor), Randy Couture (actor), Steve Austin (actor), Jet Li (actor), Dolph Lundgren (actor), Boaz Davidson (producer), David Zayas (actor),

Plot: Barney Ross leads the "Expendables", a band of highly skilled mercenaries including knife enthusiast Lee Christmas, martial arts expert Yin Yang, heavy weapons specialist Hale Caesar, demolitionist Toll Road and loose-cannon sniper Gunner Jensen. When the group is commissioned by the mysterious Mr. Church to assassinate the merciless dictator of a small South American island, Barney and Lee head to the remote locale to scout out their opposition. Once there, they meet with local rebel Sandra and discover the true nature of the conflict engulfing the city. When they escape the island and Sandra stays behind, Ross must choose to either walk away and save his own life - or attempt a suicidal rescue mission that might just save his soul.

Keywords: abusive-boyfriend, action-hero, affair, airplane, ak-47, anti-hero, apology, arms-dealer, army, army-base
Genres: Action, Adventure, Thriller,
Taglines: Choose your weapon. Every movie has a hero. This one has them all.

Quotes:

Gunnar Jensen: [about to fight Ying Yang] What do you wear, size 3? Bring it, happy feet.

Pirate leader: Drop your guns!::Lee Christmas: Fat chance.::Barney Ross: Why do they always say that?

Barney Ross: [from trailer] [in the middle of a mexican standoff, a faint buzzing sound can be heard] What's that?::Lee Christmas: I'm getting a text.::Barney Ross: Excuse me?

Paine: Who sent you?::Barney Ross: Your hairdresser.

Trench: Oh, like I said. I'm busy anyway, so give this job to my friend here. He loves playing in the jungle. Right?::Barney Ross: [sarcastically] Right.::Mr. Church: [Uncertain] That's right.::Trench: [to Barney] Hey, why don't we have dinner?::Barney Ross: Sure. When?::Trench: In a thousand years?::Barney Ross: Too soon.::[Trench walks off]::Mr. Church: [Confused; about Trench] What's his fucking problem?::Barney Ross: He wants to be president.

Mr. Church: Only thing you need to know is the job's real, and the money's real.

Barney Ross: I got a feeling everyone else passed on this job, so our fee is $5 mil.::Mr. Church: $5 mil?::Barney Ross: And I want half upfront, and the other half in an offshore account. You got a problem with that?::Mr. Church: No. What I have a problem with is people who try to fuck me over. So if you take this money and you don't deliver, or you try to fuck me in some kind of weird cockamamie scheme of yours, me and my people are gonna come get you and your people and chop you up into little fucking dog treats. You got a problem with that?::Barney Ross: Let's talk.

Hale Caesar: What happened to you?::Barney Ross: I got my ass kicked.

Lee Christmas: You know it's not easy being your friend.

Lee Christmas: Ten seconds you won't believe what's gonna happen.

Dirty Chat (2008)

Actors: Miguel Govea (producer), Lourdes Diaz (writer), Lourdes Diaz (director), Lourdes Diaz (producer), Nick Termini (editor), Tricia Pierce (actress), Jeremy Ebenstein (actor), Jack Story (actor), Wendy Lane (actress), Leyani Diaz (writer), Leyani Diaz (producer), Alexandra Pomponio (actress), Shane Skelton (actor), Gyan Alexander (actor), Theresa Diaz-Jones (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy,

Wassup Rockers (2005)

Actors: Andrew R. Gardiner (miscellaneous crew), Tracy Scott (miscellaneous crew), Truman Van Dyke (miscellaneous crew), Sharon Stone (producer), Greg Bernstein (miscellaneous crew), Michael Frost (actor), Fanny Veliz (actress), Crystal 'Sue' McGraw (miscellaneous crew), Maggie Means (miscellaneous crew), Larry Clark (writer), Larry Clark (writer), Larry Clark (director), Larry Clark (miscellaneous crew), Larry Clark (producer), Danny Minnick (actor),

Plot: Instead of adhering to the norms of their South Central neighborhood, a group of skater boys opt to bus into Hollywood and Beverly Hills, where they attract local rich girls - and plenty of trouble with the police, jealous boyfriends, and nervous parents.

Keywords: actor, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, actress, african-american, amateur-actor, american-flag, arrest, baby, band, bare-breasts
Genres: Comedy, Drama,

7 Seconds (2005)

Actors: Rena Hanover (miscellaneous crew), Philip J. Strina (miscellaneous crew), Andrew Stevens (producer), Alan Abrams (miscellaneous crew), Kant Pan (editor), Cornelia Stefan (miscellaneous crew), Oana Paunescu (costume designer), Wesley Snipes (actor), Donald Kushner (producer), Donald Kushner (producer), Vlad Paunescu (producer), Pierre Spengler (producer), Vasile Albinet (actor), Truman Van Dyke (miscellaneous crew), Ruxandra Popescu (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: Timing Is Everything.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::John Tuliver: Places to go. People To Kill.

Alexsie Kutchinov: We have a saying in my country - don't blame the baker, when the butcher bakes the bread.::John Tuliver: What the hell does that mean?::Alexsie Kutchinov: It means you're fucked.

Stone Cold (1991)

Actors: Richard Gant (actor), William Forsythe (actor), Jules Sylvester (miscellaneous crew), Mace Neufeld (producer), Charles A. Tamburro (miscellaneous crew), Kim Davis (miscellaneous crew), Michael Douglas (producer), Nick Dimitri (actor), Sam McMurray (actor), Lance Henriksen (actor), Moshe Diamant (producer), Renée O'Connor (actress), Sylvester Levay (composer), Tami Mor (costume designer), Kevin Page (actor),

Plot: Joe Huff is a tough, go-it-alone cop with a flair for infiltrating dangerous biker gangs. The FBI blackmail Joe into an undercover operation to convict some extremely violent bikers, who are angry at the capture of their leader.

Keywords: action-hero, bar, biker, biker-gang, blood, blood-spatter, body-landing-on-a-car, capital-punishment, city-hall, combat
Genres: Action, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: A cop who enforces his own brand of justice. He'll burn you cold.

Quotes:

Chains: God forgives. The Brotherhood doesn't.

Chains: This reminds me of my father's last words: "Don't son, that gun is loaded!"

John Stone: Imagine the future, Chains, 'cause you're not in it.

[to John Stone]::Ice: You look like a grown-up version of Bam-Bam.

[after beating up three would-be grocery store robbers]::John Stone: You better clean up on aisle four.

Ice: You gonna use that stick, or you wanna dance with me?

Chains: I want to break your heart.

Chains: The devil was a rebel angel. If you want to fuck with the living, you'll have to learn to fuck with the dead!

Chains: I need a new bitch!

Ice: [just found out John Stone is a cop] HEY COP! Let's dance.