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St. Blacktrick (2012)

Actors: Mark Mackner (actor), Mark Mackner (director), Mark Mackner (editor), Mark Mackner (actor), Mark Mackner (producer), Mark Mackner (writer), Gilbert Soto (actor), Dave Ferrier (actor), Dave Ferrier (miscellaneous crew), Andre Bennett (actor), Doug Layne (actor), Cedric Crouch (composer), Cedric Crouch (actor), Krystle Ann Griffin (actress), Barbara Tutolo (actress),

Plot: In the Year 400, Ireland has become overrun with man-eating snakes. The people live in fear of The Mighty Set (The Serpent God) and his High Priestess Lisseth, who commands his snake army on Earth. Hope arrives in the form of BLACKTRICK, the baddest, blackest motherfucker from South Central Belfast. Will his master swordplay and heavy artillery be enough to drive these snakes out of Ireland once and for all?

Keywords: blaxploitation, cult, mind-control, snake-worship, sorcery
Genres: Fantasy, Short,
Taglines: When he's not driving the snakes out of Ireland, he's driving the ladies wild! If you're a snake in the grass, he'll be whoopin' yo ass!

Quotes:

Blacktrick: My name's Blacktrick, and I'm here to purge the land of the poisonous venom that has infected my people.

Blacktrick: What, you ain't never heard of the black Irish?

High Priestess Lisseth: So, back again, just in time for our erotic dance of snake worship? I'm sure that's no coincidence. Like what you see? Then come to our side. We have central air. And orgies. You like the way that sounds, Blacktrick. Don't you? Don't you?

High Priestess Lisseth: Town whore? Oh, you really belong on our side. They're Catholic. You die, you go to Hell. We're snake worshippers. That's fucking awesome. We have lots and lots of sex, drink blood. Then we die and... I guess we have more sex. In another dimension, or something.

Town Whore: So I hear we're about to be devoured by Satanic snakes. Or something. Anybody wanna get fucked before that happens? I'm running a snake invasion special!

S&M; Lawn Care (2010)

Actors: Mark Potts (actor), Mark Potts (writer), Mark Potts (producer), Don Swaynos (editor), Mark Potts (director), Mark Potts (editor), Brand Rackley (actor), Vinnie Hogan (composer), Cole Selix (actor), Cole Selix (producer), Cole Selix (writer), Lindsey Newell (actress), Nick Tankersley (producer), Nick Tankersley (actor), Brice Beckwith (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Transit (2005)

Actors: Ronnie Alvarez (actor), Joel Bryant (actor), Terrence Williams (editor), Terrence Williams (actor), Terrence Williams (writer), Terrence Williams (producer), Terrence Williams (director), Denise Gossett (actress), Carlos Javier Castillo (actor), Will Morales (actor), Nicole Williams (miscellaneous crew), Patrizia Milano (actress), Bron Theron (actor), Tina Truong (actress), Marcelo Molina (actor),

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: The Walls Tell The Story

Armitage: Dual Matrix (2002)

Actors: Rebecca Forstadt (actress), Kirk Thornton (actor), Dorothy Elias-Fahn (actress), Ahmed Best (actor), Kirk Baily (actor), Michael Gregory (actor), Dave Wittenberg (actor), Tom Wyner (actor), Michael Forest (actor), Michael McConnohie (actor), Jôji Nakata (actor), Tony Oliver (actor), Bob Papenbrook (actor), Tony Pope (actor), Barbara Goodson (actress),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Sci-Fi, Thriller,

Huang Fei Hong jiu er zhi long xing tian xia (1989)

Actors: Siu-Tin Lai (miscellaneous crew), Peter Cheung (editor), Steve Gehrke (miscellaneous crew), Siu-Tin Lai (producer), Hark Tsui (writer), Hark Tsui (producer), Corey Yuen (actor), Hark Tsui (director), Wei Ho Tu (actor), Jet Li (actor), Wah Yuen (actor), John Trujillo (actor), George Cheung (actor), Wah Yuen (miscellaneous crew), Billy Blanks (actor),

Plot: Uncle Tak, the old martial-arts master and medicine in normal life has severe problems with his former student Jonny, who wants nothing more than to kill his old master to show everyone who the real master is. Uncle Tak wants Jet, his best student, to come over from China to the US. Jet gets no green card, but finally manages to come as a tourist. Jet is not familiar with the American way of life, but all the better with the way of fighting.

Keywords: action-hero, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, ambush, bank, bank-clerk, bank-manager, beach, bo-staff, brawl, bus
Genres: Action,

Quotes:

May: [May has Jet arrested for trespassing in Uncle Tak's shop but gets him out on bail and tries to talk to him] Jet! I went through a lot of trouble to bail your out of there. Some thanks would be appreciated.::Jet: So why you lock me up then?::May: [dryly] Well look, you asked for it.::Jet: [calmly] No.::May: Look, it's my job to look after the shop, okay?::Jet: [Jet's not listening to May, he's trying to concentrate on what happened to Master Tak] I worried that... Master Tak got hurt in a fight.::May: [frustrated] You Chinese men and all your stupid fighting! It's what ruins our reputation here in America!::Jet: [irritated] You don't even know what you're talking about. You've got problems, don't blame me! You're too worried about... about your reputation, right? Goodbye! [Jet storms off and the Barrio Boyz, follow him]

Cinderella: The Shoe Must Go On (1986)

Actors: Barry Cryer (writer), Roy Hudd (actor), Caroline Munro (actress), Les Dennis (actor), John Wells (actor), Roy Kinnear (actor), Brian Murphy (actor), Dick Vosburgh (writer), Brian Conley (actor), Mike Reid (actor), Jon Scoffield (director), Jon Scoffield (producer), Steve Nallon (actor), Shaw Taylor (actor), Danny La Rue (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Talada ev (1986)

Actors: Ramiz Azizbeili (actor), Lidiya Vyalsova (editor), Camil Amirov (composer), Sabir Rüstamxanli (writer), Hafiz Akbarov (director),

Genres: Animation, Short,

Alice in Wonderland (1966)

Actors: Lewis Carroll (writer), Jonathan Miller (producer), Michael Redgrave (actor), Peter Sellers (actor), Alan Bennett (actor), Wilfrid Lawson (actor), John Bird (actor), Leo McKern (actor), Wilfrid Brambell (actor), John Gielgud (actor), Peter Cook (actor), Michael Gough (actor), Eric Idle (actor), Jonathan Miller (writer), Finlay Currie (actor),

Genres: Drama, Family, Fantasy,

A Gander at Mother Goose (1940)

Actors: Treg Brown (editor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Robert C. Bruce (actor), Sara Berner (actress), Bernice Hansen (actress), Bernice Hansen (actress), Henry Binder (producer), Leon Schlesinger (producer), Mel Blanc (actor), Carl W. Stalling (composer), Tex Avery (director),

Plot: A collection of short gags based on classic nursery rhymes and fairy tales. Mary, Mary Quite Contrary, in her best 'Katharine Hepburn' (qv), tells us how her garden is really doing. Humpty Dumpty doesn't completely crack up. Jack and Jill go up the hill and have too much fun to come down. Little Miss Muffet frightens the spider off. The Three Little Pigs give the Big Bad Wolf a bottle of mouth-wash. A parade of wooden soldiers, in perfect formation from the waist up. Starlight, Starbright: A dog gets his wish a tree. Jack be nimble but not quite nimble enough. The old lady in the shoe made the old man very happy. (A gag involving Hiawatha, trimmed from the TV version.) Finally, the night before Christmas, and one stirring mouse tells the other to be quiet.

Keywords: based-on-fairy-tale, big-bad-wolf, cartoon-dog, cartoon-pig, cartoon-spider, cartoon-wolf, character-name-in-title, christmas, dog, garden
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

Footlight Parade (1933)

Actors: Billy Barty (actor), Fred Kelsey (actor), Billy Barty (actor), James Cagney (actor), Hobart Cavanaugh (actor), Busby Berkeley (actor), Jimmy Conlin (actor), Herman Bing (actor), Otto Fries (actor), Roger Gray (actor), Hugh Herbert (actor), Arthur Hohl (actor), George Chandler (actor), William Irving (actor), Guy Kibbee (actor),

Plot: Chester Kent produces musical comedies on the stage. With the beginning of the talkies era he changes to producing short musical prologues for movies. This is stressful to him, because he always needs new units and his rival is stealing his ideas. He can get an contract with a producer if he is able to stage in three days three new prologues. In spite of great problems, he does it.

Keywords: aquatic-dancing, aspirin, audition, billboard, black-cat, blackmail, bra, brawl, broken-engagement, brother-sister-relationship
Genres: Comedy, Musical, Romance,
Taglines: Climaxing Warner Bros.' glittering parade of musicals! Glorious "42nd Street"--magnificent "Golddiggers"--actually surpassed by the master makers of musical films! Jimmy Cagney singing and dancing for the first time on the screen! Stupendous dance spectacles with hundreds of glorified beauties, staged under water! New laughs and song hits from Gold Diggers' famous stars... All directed and staged by the internationally famous creators of "42nd Street", Lloyd Bacon and Busby Berkeley. CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF MISSING IT?

Quotes:

Chester Kent: Sometimes I get the feeling you don't like anybody.::Nan Prescott: If you only knew.

Nan Prescott: You scram, before I wrap a chair around your neck!::Vivian Rich: [Angrily] It's three o'clock in the morning - where do you want me to go? [Nan starts to speak, but Vivian immediately cuts her off] You cheap stenographer...::Nan Prescott: Outside, countess. As long as they've got sidewalks YOU'VE got a job. [Shoves her out, gives her a swift kick in the rump, and slams the door behind her]

Nan Prescott: I wouldn't beef about being locked up with the man I love!

Nan Prescott: I know Miss B - Rich, if you remember.

Chester Kent: Listen, Nan, send a new boy and girl on right away, and make sure they're not in love with each other.::Nan Prescott: Right.::Chester Kent: Uh, get a couple already married.

Charlie Bowers: Is there, is there anything I can do?::Chester Kent: Yeah. See that window over there?::Charlie Bowers: Yeah.::Chester Kent: Take a running jump and I think you can make it.

Chester Kent: Aw, talking pictures, it's just a fad.

Vivian Rich: You said you'd marry me and you're going to marry me!

Chester Kent: Hello, Vivian. This is Miss Rich. My secretary, Miss Prescott.::Nan Prescott: I know Miss Bi... Rich, if you remember.

Chester Kent: Well, I sure know how to pick 'em.::Nan Prescott: You said it, Papa.::Chester Kent: Maybe you should help me next time, huh?::Nan Prescott: What do you think I've been trying to do?