Joseph Beattie (born 1978) is an English actor, known for portraying Malachi in the second season of Hex and Henry Crawford in Mansfield Park.
Beattie attended King Alfred School in Hampstead and later trained at Guildhall School of Music and Drama. He is a former member of the National Youth Music Theatre.
Beattie made his film debut in The Browning Version (1994), and won a role in Velvet Goldmine (1998) while still at Guildhall. He has also appeared in the direct-to-video film Volcano: Nature Unleashed (also called Volcano or The Volcano Disaster), as Antonio, and Brideshead Revisited (2008), as Anthony Blanche.
On television, Beattie's first lead role was that of Flashman in the 2005 ITV adaptation of Tom Brown's Schooldays. His other television credits include Colditz, Malice Aforethought, Hex, Mansfield Park and Marple: A Pocket Full of Rye. He played Eric Visnjic in the television pilot Fast Track: No Limits, written by Lee Goldberg.
Beattie's stage work includes a Covent Garden Festival production of A Midsummer Night's Dream, playing Puck.
Red, green, blue, yellow
Red, green, blue, yellow
Joseph City you look mighty pretty
When your hills are red and rosy
Your streams all dry and sandy
City lady
Make me a further fan
In your old casino
Resting heavy (on the land)
Ravens calling
My baby is cold
Back from the east
He is not deceased
Just a little empty
There's nothing in the ark
Let's get out of this house
It smells like bats
Found a quarter in the open couch
Now it amounts to 60 cents
Lets take a walk to the candy shop
Down the road it's way too hot