![Having a drink is an enjoyable part of dining out.](/web/20161128100409im_/http://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/g/p/x/2/d/p/image.related.wideLandscape.460x259.gsued8.png/1479957074279.jpg)
Hey Fitz, I too am off the grog - but not forever
I've just had a year off the grog, or the better part of one anyway. I blame, or credit, Peter FitzSimons, writes John Birmingham.
I've just had a year off the grog, or the better part of one anyway. I blame, or credit, Peter FitzSimons, writes John Birmingham.
Donald Trump is what happens when a country gets rich but its people don't.
John Birmingham says he read Senator Malcolm Roberts' scorching indictment of the CSIRO's criminal conspiracy to ruin us all, so you wouldn't have to.
John Birmingham discusses the big salmon question - cream cheese or scrambles eggs.
Donald Trump has done nothing wrong.
There is no such thing as twenty-two dollar avocado toast.
Working in the media can make it hard to see the lighter side.
The flat-earthers and denialists are rising.
We must stand, and bend over, for a precious Australian tradition.
How many exercise reminders can you stand?
How much will be given to sweating pig circus of morons?
Later this week, you'll be freaking out.
Prepare to pay $8 for a flat white coffee.
Can we bring more destructive blockbusters to Brisvegas?
Most of us have been off our chops at one time or another.
Thanks Australian Bureau of Statistics, you've ruined everything.
Listen to humourless atheists a Jedi does not.
Twitter could suffer from extreme politicization of everything.
It's hard to believe I have to do this again.
Pokemon Go thingies have taken over our streets.
A billion dollars doesn't make you smart. It just makes you rich.
I have a confession to make.
It's Collingwood's decision whether to get rid of Eddie.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend, as the old saying would have it. Unless they're gay, in which case… awkward!
Can a man really, truly commit to ideal of gender equality?
It's a pity. That reef was beautiful. Oh well.
Conditions already exist to make it possible in Australia.
Comment: As the savage reaction to a seemingly simple question subsided, a new response emerged.
Negative gearing creates winners. Probably not you.
Yesterday many remembered. Today many forget.
Save articles for later.
Subscribe for unlimited access to news. Login to save articles.
Return to the homepage by clicking on the site logo.