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Scientific Name
Ruby Red Dingo
Habitat
Originally hailing from the North where she roamed beaches with her kelpie, Ruby has shown the ability to adapt to urban environments. Also found on dance floors and at dark bars.
Food Groups
Wine & cheese.
Evolutionary Influences
Early influences include a dance routine set to Regurgitator's Polyester Girl, a bootleg copy of The White Stripes' Elephant, and Spiceworld on repeat on long car rides.
Distinguishing Features
Glasses sitting slightly wonky on face (ears are lopsided).
Predators
Boredom, the Kardashians, hot chips.