They haven't let me in to the White House yet because I forgot my ID. #NotJoking #PresidentialMedalOfFreedompic.twitter.com/sHocwqChKV

what it's like working out with me at 2am... pic.twitter.com/OwkTdtawGR

Got a little somethin for ya coming tomorrow !pic.twitter.com/0qX4jIMtwM

I’m absolutely horrified that the FDA is willing to condone this kind of paranormal activity in breakfast cereals.pic.twitter.com/nYNDwuzCLZ

Championship rings aren't the only thing we play for. Congrats Gucci on the engagement!#TrueToAtlanta #ThisIsWhyWePlaypic.twitter.com/KHNgGEDDGf

This is Wallace. He'll be your chau-fur this evening. 12/10 eyes on the road Wallacepic.twitter.com/p1RD39XjUe

That's it #AFCvPSGpic.twitter.com/S1cDMdzVHX

.@POTUS Barack Obama just awarded me the #MedalofFreedom. I hope it serves as an ID. I have no idea how I'm getting home.pic.twitter.com/JSMf0sJqyF

"We're not leaving any room for leftovers." @POTUS delivers a "cornucopia" of dad jokes at his final #WHTurkeyPardon http://cnn.it/2g54IcY pic.twitter.com/T25PsCTiTe

Just give Zach LaVine the dunk contest trophy now...(via @22wiggins/ Snapchat)https://vine.co/v/5tVHibphvHU 

URGENT. #JamesMeans 15 y/o Shot & killed by a 62 y/o white man after accidentally bumping into him at the store http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/king-black-teen-james-means-killed-remorseless-white-man-article-1.2884929 …pic.twitter.com/VfXnFJbLfi

RESULTS: @ManCity & @FCBarcelona reach the last 16... the Blaugrana will top Group C #UCLpic.twitter.com/WM8HL9kYLF

This dog has a stuffed Santa toy and she freaked out when she met the real deal http://bzfd.it/2gipCZd pic.twitter.com/ZWzuyILSYm

Hello id like to order some competition please I don't have anypic.twitter.com/cocgW4uwsb

1017 vs The World ® Tomorrowpic.twitter.com/RnxKBdoz6l

Gnight world. Going to bed early. Sleeping til Friday probably.pic.twitter.com/IeWMn9o2cE

There's LA traffic. There's Thanksgiving traffic. And then there's LA Thanksgiving traffic (via @ABC7)pic.twitter.com/e8gojmxY44

Hey @AntonioBrown.. it's gonna be Thanksgiving.. my mom's gonna be there.. once again, none of this.. please.. thanks in advancepic.twitter.com/cIKMFuI94a

Day 1: I have officially contracted the curse. He now follows me and watches my every move. Pray for me.pic.twitter.com/ShZbpbo2Pq

Congrats Margaret Hamilton on receiving the #MedalofFreedom today! You helped us make a 'giant leap' on moon landing http://go.nasa.gov/2g0V0Iv pic.twitter.com/5tE7tBv6mp