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@MilesKlee

ethical fuckboi, cancerous normalcuck, and shitlord journalist . check out my books fam they're fire:

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined January 2012
Born in 1985
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 24

    i think a great power move on twitter is to do a shitty tweet and then reply to it saying "i'm pinning this"

    2 retweets 8 likes
  2. Aug 26

    🚀

    1,547 retweets 2,630 likes
  3. Aug 20

    cursed image 7005

    1,558 retweets 1,641 likes
  4. 8 hours ago

    no one wants to talk about all the Brooklyn restaurants that refill Mrs. Meyer's bottles with other soaps but I will

    8 retweets 38 likes
  5. 19 hours ago

    roses are red I got God in my sights

    49 retweets 87 likes
  6. Aug 23

    i'm just gonna say my theory: i think people maybe only know about Harambe because of that time he got headshotted for being near a toddler

    12 retweets 121 likes
  7. Aug 25

    doing drugs and viciously making fun of people

    732 retweets 1,465 likes
  8. 14 hours ago

    maybe if you just got to know him...

    5 likes
  9. 15 hours ago

    New York is that good place where someone's phone is horribly alarming on public transit and they act like they don't hear it

    1 retweet 5 likes
  10. 22 hours ago

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  11. Aug 24

    retweet if you want lesbian farmers to invade the rural south

    Rush Limbaugh is very nervous that 'lesbian farmers' will invade the rural South:
    19,551 retweets 12,522 likes
  12. 15 hours ago

    me when my tweet gets more than two likes

    5,663 retweets 11,076 likes
  13. 19 hours ago

    When the inventor of the USB stick dies, they'll lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, and gently lower it again

    121 retweets 199 likes
  14. 21 hours ago

    Zoom, enhance, zoom, enhance. Oh my god, how deep does this go???

    4 retweets 17 likes
  15. 20 hours ago

    (to guy who is filming video of me on his phone while i am siphoning fountain soda through a horrible device) fuck yoyu stop taking pictures

    430 retweets 2,049 likes
  16. 21 hours ago

    people bitching at one another for cutting in the boarding line. on a plane with assigned seating

    1 like
  17. 21 hours ago

    I'm seat 42 something. are there even that many rows on a plane

    2 likes
  18. 21 hours ago

    finally about to get on a fucking plane... maybe

  19. 21 hours ago

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  20. 22 hours ago

    everyone at this airport has zika

    2 likes
  21. 22 hours ago

    lol already delayed, getting the LAX-JFK plane is like catching the horrible subway line you didn't know existed

    4 likes

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