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:::WARNING::: BIZARRE FAN-FIC SPOILERS BELOW:::
Congratulations on your recent Game of Thrones Action Figures purchase. Now you can bring your personal version of events to life! Like when Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen fall in love and have lots of sex and babies that look exactly like Tyrion Lannister. HEY THIS IS OUR STORY YOU CAN'T TELL US WHAT TO DO
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AirportComputers
AirportComputers wonders, "Do Daenerys' clothes come right off?"
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akakin
akakin asks hopefully, "Do they come with detachable heads?"
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Knife Fight: Battle of the Brands
Defend yourself from wild animals, ghosts, and scary noises!
Ends November 28 at 12AM CT -
Plantronics Bluetooth Headsets
For those who have chirotelephobia, fear of using your hands when dealing with telecommunications.
Ends December 1 at 12AM CT -
adidas Men's and Women's Outerwear
Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but this outerwear is delightful. And now that song is stuck in your head.
Ends November 28 at 12AM CT -
Branded Shoes
You can't just go about wearing unbranded shoes LIKE AN ANIMAL, now can you?
Ends November 28 at 12AM CT -
Trophy Skin Microderm Machines
You are captain of your skin! Just know that if you screw it up, you are obligated to go "down with the ship."
Ends November 28 at 12AM CT -
Reactor Men's Watches
A virtual meltdown of savings! :::rimshot:::
Ends November 28 at 12AM CT -
Puma Boxer Briefs
Keep it brief. Or keep it boxer.
Ends November 28 at 12AM CT -
Camping with Big Agnes
Make sure you bring a big enough tent! Big Agnes needs her space.
Ends November 28 at 12AM CT -
T-Fal Cookin'
An anagram of "T-Fal Cookin" is "Cloak Of Tin" which is very poetic, really.
Ends November 28 at 12AM CT -
Tigi Pro Hair Care
We don't know what a professional Tigi is, but we'll spray this gunk in our hair to find out.
Ends November 28 at 12AM CT -
Marc Jacob Women's Watches
He likes his women like he likes his watches. We don't know what that means.
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Kate Spade & Rebecca Minkoff Jewelry
It's like playing bejeweled but IRL.
Ends November 28 at 12AM CT -
Citizen Watches
TOO SOON, WOOT
Ends November 28 at 12AM CT -
The Cuisinart Kitchen
Cuisinart Kitchen is evolving! Cuisinart Kitchen is now A DELICIOUS DINNER!
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Persol + Prada + Porsche Sunglasses
EQUALS PERFECTION + ALLITERATION
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Load Failure Tees
So many jokes. Just so ... so many.
Ends November 24 at 12AM CT
