Laura Kightlinger

Kightlinger, Laura Filmography

• Play in Full Screen The Truth About Lies

  2013, role: actress , character name: Ms. Harris
• Play in Full Screen TripTank

  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Talking Hedz

  2011, role: actress
• Play in Full Screen American Heroine

  2011, role: actress , character name: June
• Play in Full Screen Some Guy Who Kills People

  2011, role: actress , character name: Coach Faxon
• Play in Full Screen Les chats

  2010, role: director
• Play in Full Screen Welcome to the Jungle Gym

  2010, role: actress , character name: Mrs. James
• Play in Full Screen Les chats

  2010, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Cougar 101

  2009, role: actress , character name: Cougar
• Play in Full Screen Kung Fu Panda

  2008, role: actress , character name: Awed Ninja
• Play in Full Screen Lucky Louie: A Week in the Life

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Mama's Boy

  2007, role: actress , character name: Mert's Secretary
• Play in Full Screen The Shaggy Dog

  2006, role: actress , character name: Ms. Foster - Teacher
• Play in Full Screen Kicking & Screaming

  2005, role: actress , character name: Donna Jones
• Play in Full Screen Rebound

  2005, role: actress , character name: Car Re-Po Lady
• Play in Full Screen Must Love Dogs

  2005, role: actress , character name: Marcia
• Play in Full Screen Man with a Van

  2004, role: actress , character name: Meridith
• Play in Full Screen DysEnchanted

  2004, role: actress , character name: Cinderella
• Play in Full Screen Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie

  2004, role: actress , character name: Donna
• Play in Full Screen Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

  2004, role: actress , character name: Donna
• Play in Full Screen Daddy Day Care

  2003, role: actress , character name: Sheila
• Play in Full Screen Down with Love

  2003, role: actress , character name: Receptionist
• Play in Full Screen 60 Spins Around the Sun

  2003, role: director
• Play in Full Screen Melvin Goes to Dinner

  2003, role: actress , character name: Laura
• Play in Full Screen Uncensored Comedy: That's Not Funny!

  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Tenacious D: The Complete Masterworks

  2003, role: actress , character name: Backstage Betty
• Play in Full Screen The Lewis Lectures

  2002, role: actress , character name: Winky
• Play in Full Screen Run Ronnie Run

  2002, role: actress , character name: Birthday Woman
• Play in Full Screen Dependable People

  2001, role: actress
• Play in Full Screen Pootie Tang

  2001, role: actress , character name: Anchor Woman
• Play in Full Screen Shallow Hal

  2001, role: actress , character name: Jen
• Play in Full Screen Dependable People

  2001, role: director
• Play in Full Screen Dependable People

  2001, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Dependable People

  2001, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen The World Comedy Tour: Melbourne 2001

  2001, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Independent

  2000, role: actress , character name: Diana
• Play in Full Screen X-Chromosome

  1999, role: miscellaneous crew
• Play in Full Screen X-Chromosome

  1999, role: actress , character name: Bitchy Bitch
• Play in Full Screen Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley

  1998, role: actress , character name: Quiz Kings Assistant
• Play in Full Screen 1998 VH1 Fashion Awards

  1998, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Will & Grace

  1998, role: miscellaneous crew
• Play in Full Screen Comics Come Home 4

  1998, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Thin Pink Line

  1998, role: actress , character name: Amber Jean Rose
• Play in Full Screen Pulp Comics: Laura Kightlinger

  1997, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Pulp Comics: Laura Kightlinger

  1997, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Comics on Delivery

  1997, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Pulp Comedy

  1997, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Who's the Caboose?

  1997, role: actress , character name: Gwenn
• Play in Full Screen Loveline

  1996, role: actress , character name: Co-Host
• Play in Full Screen Loveline

  1996, role: actress , character name: Herself

Famous quotes by Laura Kightlinger:

"I really detest movies like Indecent Proposal and Pretty Woman because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it."

"I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead."

"I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space."

"I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy."

"I have to find work wherever it might be hiding."

"I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it."

"We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves."

"I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going."

"I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now."

"I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'"

"Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation."