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We're reaching the point when "thickness" is sort of an oxymoron. For example, this Lenovo N22. Its "thickness" is 22.1mm. Do you know how tiny that is? Go on, take out a ruler. Look at all those little lines between the metal bit at the end and the number one. Count about 13 of those. That's roughly the thickness of this laptop. Isn't that RIDICULOUS?

Soon we're going to have laptops we can buy in a roll like paper towels. Soon we're going to get the news on tiny, disposable laptops that fold under our arm and can be used to wrap fish and chips. Soon we're going to read our novels on screens that are bound together, one page on each screen, and we'll flip through the "pages" until we've read the whole thing. THIS IS THE IMPOSSIBLE FUTURE NO ONE COULD HAVE FORSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN