THIS IS A GOOD THING, WE THINK

A group of Chinese scientists have become the first to use the game-changing gene-editing technology CRISPR-Cas9 on humans. A team from Sichuan University inserted genetically modified cells into a patient with aggressive lung cancer in October.
DONGLES WON'T SAVE YOU

Next time you go out for lunch and leave your computer unattended at the office, be careful. A new tool makes it almost trivial for criminals to log onto websites as if they were you, and get access to your network router, allowing them to launch other types of attacks.
SOME SAY IT'S STILL FLYING

You know in the movies when a player hits a ball and it just keeps going and going, blasting through everything in its path? That's what Shohei Ohtani did to the Tokyo Dome (although the hit was ruled a ground rule double, not a frickin' awesome homer).