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News in Brief
Accidentally Closing Browser Window With 23 Tabs Open Presents Rare Chance At New Life
Yesterday
Sports News in Brief
Michelle Obama Throws Out A Bunch Of Barack’s Old Number 44 Jerseys
Oct. 12, 2016
Sports News in Brief
Report: Holding Trophy Above Head Still Number One Celebration Technique
April 7, 2015
News in Brief
Winning Lottery Numbers So Obvious In Hindsight
Aug. 8, 2013
Slideshow
40 Numbers Under 40
June 13, 2013
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Number Of Users Who Actually Enjoy Facebook Down To 4
Sept. 10, 2012
News in Brief
Bunch Of Numbers From Where Daddy Works Means No Trip To Disney World
Aug. 26, 2012
News
Bard College Named Nation's No. 1 Dinner Party School
Feb. 5, 2011
News
Something About Tax Cuts Or Earnings Or Money Or Something In Recent Economic News
Sept. 29, 2010
News in Brief
3822 Voted America's Favorite PIN Number
Aug. 1, 2001
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