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How Movies Receive Their Ratings
Nov. 15, 2016
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Your Horoscopes — Week Of November 15, 2016
Nov. 15, 2016
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The Onion Looks Back At ‘Beauty And The Beast’
Nov. 14, 2016
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Crowd Can’t Believe Balls On Frontman Who Waited Till Third Song To Ask Them How They’re Doing
Nov. 14, 2016
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Doctors Restore Ken Burns’ Full-Color Vision After Removing Massive Tumor From Filmmaker’s Visual Cortex
Nov. 1, 2016
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‘This Is The Golden Age Of Television,’ Claim Executives Who Have Not Yet Made Show About Robotic Wizards
Oct. 14, 2016
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‘Winnie-The-Pooh’ Turns 90
Oct. 12, 2016
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Oct. 11, 2016
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Library Of Congress Completes Destruction Of 70 Million Works Deemed Culturally Insignificant
Sept. 30, 2016
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Ken Burns Completes Documentary About Fucking Liars Who Claimed They Watched Entire ‘Jazz’ Series
Sept. 23, 2016
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