Expand the description and view the text of the steps for this how-to video. Check out Howcast for other do-it-yourself videos from SpasticSquirrel and more videos in the General Sex category. You can contribute too! Create your own DIY guide at www.howcast.com or produce your own Howcast spots with the Howcast Filmmakers Program at www.howcast.com Don't rely on cheesy lines recommended by self-described pick-up artists. These tips have scientific research on their side. To complete this How-To you will need: A declaration of love A declaration of commitment A secluded spot Self deprecation A physically strenuous or anxiety-producing activity Eye contact Step 1: Tell her you love her Tell her you love her. Researchers found this to be the most effective way to get a woman into bed. We'll leave the ethics to you. Step 2: Say you're committed to her Can't bring yourself to say those three little words? Imply that you're committed to her, which runs a close second to, "I love you." Step 3: Tell her you care for her Still stammering? Tell her you care about her very deeply. It's only slightly less effective than those first two lines. Step 4: Go somewhere private Now that she's interested, take her to a secluded place. Privacy helps put women in the mood. Step 5: Practice self-deprecation Be self-deprecating. One anthropologist found that many women are sexually attracted to men who appear modest in a funny, charming way. Step 6: Get physical Plan a physically taxing activity <b>...</b>