Woody Allen

Woody Before Allen (2011)

Woody/before/Allen is an adventurous meditation on past and present, on two former Konigsbergs - a man and a city that no longer use the name: one a Russian city which was renamed Kaliningrad, another a renowned film director who changed his name to Woody Allen. To commemorate the bizarre connection between these two former Konigsbergs, Masha Vasyukova, a native of the city makes it her mission to put up a statue in Kaliningrad in honor of Woody Allen...

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'Woody Allen' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Allen, Woody Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Magic in the Moonlight

  2014, role: director
• Play in Full Screen Magic, Magicians and the Movies

  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Magic in the Moonlight

  2014, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen The Unbelievers

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Marvin Hamlisch: What He Did for Love

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Un voyageur

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Blue Jasmine

  2013, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen David Blaine: Real or Magic

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Blue Jasmine

  2013, role: director
• Play in Full Screen Fading Gigolo

  2013, role: actor , character name: Murray
• Play in Full Screen Muhammad Ali's Greatest Fight

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen To Rome with Love

  2012, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Namath

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Paris-Manhattan

  2012, role: actor , character name: Woody Allen
• Play in Full Screen Casting By

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen 2011 Samsung AACTA Awards

  2012, role: actor , character name: Writer
• Play in Full Screen Excavating the 2000 Year Old Man

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen 2011 Samsung AACTA Awards

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Director
• Play in Full Screen To Rome with Love

  2012, role: actor , character name: Jerry
• Play in Full Screen Woody Allen: A Documentary

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen To Rome with Love

  2012, role: director
• Play in Full Screen Medianeras

  2011, role: actor , character name: Isaac
• Play in Full Screen TV Festival Du Cannes 2011

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Bert Stern: Original Madman

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - interviewer
• Play in Full Screen Woody Before Allen

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Midnight in Paris

  2011, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Midnight in Paris

  2011, role: director
• Play in Full Screen You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

  2010, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Moi, ma famille rom et Woody Allen

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Chwilami zycie bywa znosne...

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen TV Festival Du Cannes 2010

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

  2010, role: director
• Play in Full Screen España, plató de cine

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Whatever Works

  2009, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Buscando a Penélope

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Whatever Works

  2009, role: director
• Play in Full Screen Vittorio D.

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Sdelka

  2009, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Facing Ali

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Thrilla in Manila

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Vicky Cristina Barcelona

  2008, role: director
• Play in Full Screen XXII Premios Anuales de la Academia

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Los 40 del Príncipe

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Música de cine

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Vicky Cristina Barcelona

  2008, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Resumen - 56º festival internacional de cine de San Sebastián

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Speechless

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Ceremonia de inauguración - 56º festival internacional de cine de San Sebastián

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Catalunya.cat

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen To My Great Chagrin

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself

Woody, Allen Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Albert II de Monaco, le prince méconnu

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Rising Low

  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Allman Brothers Band: Live at Great Woods

  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Woody Allen:

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."

"Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words"

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."

"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness."

"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."

"If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right."

"Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen."

"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."

"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."

"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."

"Eighty percent of success is showing up."

Woody Allen

Allen Woody

Born: 1955-10-03

Died: 2000-08-26