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Bumpin Uglies (2013)

Actors: Kevin Craig West (producer), Kevin Craig West (actor), Kevin Craig West (director), Rich Lounello (actor), Josh Wick (producer), Jon Russell Cring (actor), Yury Tsykun (actor), Joy E. Reed (editor), Susie Griswold (director), Susie Griswold (producer), Susie Griswold (writer), Susie Griswold (actress), Scott Danni (miscellaneous crew), Mark Fallon (actor), Mark Fallon (producer),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: It's not porn, it's prostitution!

Not So... (2012)

Actors: Alon Newman (editor), Alon Newman (writer), Alon Newman (director), Hofit Shafran (writer), Hofit Shafran (producer), Hofit Shafran (actor), Tal Fridman (editor), Gitit Azulay (actress), Matan Mallinger (actor), Moran Rightman (actor),

Genres: Musical, Short,
Taglines: Joe sitting in a bar and thinking about the bitter world, he feels that he has to die.

Rubber (2010)

Actors: Wings Hauser (actor), Jack Plotnick (actor), Sarah Clifford (miscellaneous crew), David Bowe (actor), Sarah Clifford (miscellaneous crew), Thomas F. Duffy (actor), Eloy Lara (actor), James Parks (actor), Daniel Quinn (actor), Stephen Spinella (actor), Roxane Mesquida (actress), Blake Robbins (actor), Josef Lieck (producer), Josef Lieck (producer), Haley Ramm (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: Are You Tired of the Expected? Careful Where You Tread.

Quotes:

Lieutenant Chad: My God, the kid was right. The killer is the tire.

[as he puts exploded bird entrails on his father's pizza]::Zach: Here's your extra topping, dickhead.

Accountant: Watch all ya want, there's no end...

Man in wheelchair: Excuse me, I hate to be a bother, but... the way I look at it, this scene makes no sense at all. Not that it was great to begin with, but at least I understood it. Now, this is just uh, totally confusing.

[last lines]::Man in wheelchair: Hey wait, it's not the end, he's been reincarnated as a tricycle!

[first lines]::Lieutenant Chad: In the Steven Spielberg movie E.T., why is the alien brown? No reason. In Love Story, why do the two characters fall madly in love with each other? No reason. In Oliver Stone's JFK, why is the President suddenly assassinated by some stranger? No reason. In the excellent Chain Saw Massacre by Tobe Hooper, why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom or wash their hands like people do in real life? Absolutely no reason. Worse, in The Pianist by Polanski, how come this guy has to hide and live like a bum when he plays the piano so well? Once again the answer is, no reason. I could go on for hours with more examples. The list is endless. You probably never gave it a thought, but all great films, without exception, contain an important element of no reason. And you know why? Because life itself is filled with no reason. Why can't we see the air all around us? No reason. Why are we always thinking? No reason. Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages? No fucking reason.::Cop Xavier: [honks the horn] Come on! Don't waste your time explaining that garbage. Let's go!::Lieutenant Chad: Just a minute, let me finish. [looks back at the audience]::Lieutenant Chad: Ladies, gentlemen, the film you are about to see today is an homage to the "no reason" - that most powerful element of style. [pours his glass of water on the ground before getting back into the trunk of the police car]

His and Her Christmas (2005)

Actors: Peter Allen (composer), Jeffrey Schenck (writer), Campbell Lane (actor), April Telek (actress), Kirk Shaw (producer), Stephen P. Jarchow (producer), Peter Sullivan (writer), Garry Chalk (actor), Tony Alcantar (actor), Dina Meyer (actress), Alistair Abell (actor), James Shavick (producer), Jeffrey Schenck (producer), Doran Chandler (miscellaneous crew), Karen Austin (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Tom Lane is the star columnist for the media conglomerate owned San Francisco Sun newspaper. The company is thinking about increasing Tom's exposure by producing a new television show around him. Liz Madison is the advice columnist for the little read community newspaper, the Marin County Voice, which is a throwback to gentler times. Besides their journalistic occupations, one other similar aspect between Tom and Liz is that they are both currently single, with their friends and family doing whatever they can to find that special someone for their personal life. On November 2, the staff at the Voice learn that the Sun ownership has bought their newspaper, with the probable goal of folding it into the operations of the Sun. If this move does happen, the staff at the Voice will lose their jobs. To fight back, Liz decides to change her column to an editorial espousing the meaning of Christmas and the newspaper to the community. Because of the feisty and entertaining stance of Liz's new column, the circulation of the Voice increases so much so that the owner has second thoughts about folding it, which in turn would put Tom's new television show in jeopardy. To protect his career advancement, Tom decides to write a counterpoint column to Liz's, his about instilling some practicality into Christmas. The competing columns become a personal battle for the two columnists. But as Tom and Liz spew their mutual loathing for each other, their respective friends try to convince them of the old adage that there is a fine line between love and hate.

Keywords: christmas
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,

Good Fences (2003)

Actors: Joe Everett (miscellaneous crew), Danny Glover (producer), Mo'Nique (actress), Spike Lee (producer), Bruce McFee (actor), Whoopi Goldberg (producer), Bill Lake (actor), Gene Mack (actor), Whoopi Goldberg (actress), Phillip Jarrett (actor), Danny Glover (actor), Aron Tager (actor), Roger Dunn (actor), John Rakich (miscellaneous crew), Kate Trotter (actress),

Plot: Good Fences is about an upwardly mobile black family for whom the American dream becomes a nightmare. Set in the 1970s, Tom Spader is an attorney who is determined to end what he has dubbed "the colored man's losing streak." When his winning of a high-profile case thrusts him into the limelight, he decides to moves his wife and their two kids out of their mixed lower-middle-class town and into the posh enclave of Greenwich, Connecticut.

Keywords: african-american, bare-midriff, based-on-novel, black-american, boy, family-relationships, father-daughter-relationship, father-son-relationship, first-sexual-experience, fish-out-of-water
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: In Greenwich, no one can hear you scream.

D4G (2001)

Actors: Stephen Furst (actor), Stuart Pankin (actor), Stephen Furst (director), Griff Furst (actor), Stephen Furst (producer), Stephen Furst (actor), Stuart Pankin (actor), Stephen Furst (writer), Nathan Furst (composer), Joseph S. Griffo (actor), Joseph S. Griffo (actor), Herbert Jefferson Jr. (actor), David Landsberg (actor), Herbert Jefferson Jr. (actor), Howard George (actor),

Plot: Stephen Furst of Animal House fame and actor Stuart Pankin come together to star in this humorous, sarcastic, slapstick "guy" comedy. Diagnosed with diabetes at 17, Stephen led a reckless, obese life until he finally changed his ways. Based on his life, the video teaches a valuable lesson about proper diabetes care. Stephen narrates as Stuart Pankin mimics his buddy's former life as a 320-pound couch potato who gorges on pizza, beer, and junk food. Simple, hilarious vignettes recreated from films like Mission Impossible, Psycho, Austin Powers and other popular flicks parody Stephen's evil ways and demonstrate the point of good diabetes management in an exaggerated way, drawing Stuart into each of the plots.

Keywords: diabetes, independent-film, number-in-title, obesity, spoof
Genres: Comedy,

Unconquered (1989)

Actors: Arthur B. Rubinstein (composer), Dick Lowry (director), John Quade (actor), Noble Willingham (actor), Tess Harper (actress), Dick Lowry (producer), William Sadler (actor), Andy Stahl (actor), J. Don Ferguson (actor), Peter Coyote (actor), Wilbur Fitzgerald (actor), Dermot Mulroney (actor), Bob Gunton (actor), Anita Brandt-Burgoyne (editor), Frank Whaley (actor),

Genres: Drama,

You Talkin' to Me? (1987)

Actors: Faith Ford (actress), Rif Hutton (actor), Mykelti Williamson (actor), Alan King (actor), Brian Thompson (actor), Joel McNeely (composer), Dorothy Amos (costume designer), Annie Welles (miscellaneous crew), James Noble (actor), Charles Winkler (director), Charles Winkler (actor), Charles Winkler (writer), Richard Arsenault (miscellaneous crew), Tony Lima (actor), David Handman (editor),

Genres: Comedy,

To Have and Have Not (1944)

Actors: Ron Randell (actor), Walter Sande (actor), Eugene Borden (actor), Maurice Marsac (actor), Louis Mercier (actor), Pedro Regas (actor), Paul Marion (actor), Marcel De la Brosse (actor), Humphrey Bogart (actor), Jean De Briac (actor), Jack Chefe (actor), Walter Brennan (actor), Marcel Dalio (actor), Sheldon Leonard (actor), Dan Seymour (actor),

Plot: Harry Morgan and his alcoholic sidekick, Eddie, are based on the island of Martinique and crew a boat available for hire. However, since the second world war is happening around them business is not what it could be and after a customer who owes them a large sum fails to pay they are forced against their better judgement to violate their preferred neutrality and to take a job for the resistance transporting a fugitive on the run from the Nazis to Martinique. Through all this runs the stormy relationship between Morgan and Marie "Slim" Browning, a resistance sympathizer and the sassy singer in the club where Morgan spends most of his days.

Keywords: alcoholic, based-on-novel, boat-captain, cafe, charter-boat, chloroform, conversation-with-character-playing-piano, deep-sea-fishing, dock, evil-man
Genres: Adventure, Romance, Thriller, War,
Taglines: At Last! Bogart makes love his kind of woman ! Introducing the sensational new discovery LAUREN BACALL ...the screen's most masculine he-man meets the year's sexiest feminine discovery! "If you want anything...just whistle!" LOVE IN THE RAW! (original ad - all caps) TALK ABOUT T.N.T.! THIS is IT! (original ad - mostly caps) Humphrey Bogart...with his kind of woman in a powerful adaptation of Ernest Hemingway's most daring man-woman story!

Quotes:

Slim: Who was the girl, Steve?::Steve: Who was what girl?::Slim: The one who left you with such a high opinion of women.

Slim: You know Steve, you're not very hard to figure, only at times. Sometimes I know exactly what you're going to say. Most of the time. The other times... the other times, you're just a stinker.

[Slim kisses Steve]::Steve: What did you do that for?::Slim: I've been wondering if I'd like it.::Steve: What's the decision?::Slim: I don't know yet.::[They kiss again]::Slim: It's even better when you help.

Eddie: [Oft repeated line] Was you ever bit by a dead bee?

Slim: I'm hard to get, Steve. All you have to do is ask me.::Steve: You know what you're getting into. It's gonna be rough.

Slim: You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.

Slim: Give her my love.::Steve: I'd give her my own if she had that on!

Eddie: Drinking don't bother my memory. If it did I wouldn't drink. I couldn't. You see, I'd forget how good it was, then where'd I be? Start drinkin' water, again.

Steve: Anybody got a match?::Slim: Change your mind?::Steve: No money, those guys cleaned me out.::Slim: I forgot too - maybe I can do something, its been a long day and I'm thirsty.::[surveys club patrons]::Steve: Picked him out yet?::Slim: You don't mind do you?::Steve: You're thirsty, go ahead. If I get tired of waiting, I'll be back at that hotel.::Slim: All right::[starts moving through tables]

Slim: What are you trying to do, guess her weight?::Steve: She's heftier that you think. [lays down fainted woman he has been carrying] Better loosen her clothes.::Slim: You've been doing all right. [stops him from loosening clothes] Maybe you'd better look after her husband.::Steve: He's not going to run out on me.::Slim: Neither is she.

Black and White (1913)

Actors: Clarence Barr (actor), Harry Carey (actor), Donald Crisp (actor), Dave Morris (actor), Sylvia Ashton (actress), Grace Henderson (actress), William Beaudine (writer), Dell Henderson (director),

Genres: Comedy, Short,