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  1. 1h

    How To Talk To Your Child About The Election Results

    121 retweets 198 likes
  2. 3h

    Report: Things Finally As Bad As Trump Claims

    374 retweets 841 likes
  3. 4h

    Nation Throws Off Tyrannical Yoke Of Moderate Respect For Women

    664 retweets 1,002 likes
  4. 5h

    Exhausted, Defeated Voters Finally Beginning To Relate To Hillary Clinton

    260 retweets 776 likes
  5. 8h

    Top Story: Nation’s Optimists Need To Shut The Fuck Up Right Now

    1,312 retweets 2,461 likes
  6. 9h

    Nation Admits It Probably Going To Come Out Of This Having Learned Completely Wrong Lessons

    397 retweets 844 likes
  7. 24h

    In today's news: A dormant supervolcano, the Clinton investigation reopened, and new healthcare advice

    Everything you need to know about today's news
    27 retweets 97 likes
  8. Nov 11 Chicago, IL

    Virgo: Jupiter's alignment means your mind will be very sharp. Try calculating the tip on a $6.99 Tavern Burger.

    21 retweets 75 likes
  9. Nov 11

    Implant Lets Paralyzed Monkey Walk Again ?

    74 retweets 288 likes
  10. Nov 11

    Since he can’t make another Hellboy, Ron Perlman’s going to run for president

    176 retweets 508 likes
  11. Nov 11

    Top Benefits Of Napping

    Top Benefits Of Napping
    154 retweets 280 likes
  12. Nov 11

    Woman Nervous Mom Starting To Use Her As Confidant

    41 retweets 215 likes
  13. Nov 11

    How To Report A Possible Alien Sighting

    31 retweets 111 likes
  14. Nov 11

    Woman Nervous Mom Starting To Use Her As Confidant

    34 retweets 186 likes
  15. Nov 11

    Taking A Stand: Disney Will Add Donald Trump To Its Animatronic Hall Of Presidents, But It Will Be Able To Feel Pain

    585 retweets 1,074 likes
  16. Nov 11 Chicago, IL

    Mom blown away by creativity of person who first thought to put pineapple on a burger

    40 retweets 255 likes
  17. Nov 11

    What Can Americans Expect Under A Trump Presidency?

    198 retweets 275 likes
  18. Nov 11

    James Comey Quickly Reopens Clinton Email Investigation For Few More Minutes

    453 retweets 1,129 likes
  19. Nov 11

    Editorial Cartoon: 'Barnes & Ignoble'

    34 retweets 99 likes
  20. Nov 11

    Dormant Supervolcano Underneath Yellowstone Figures Now As Good A Time As Any

    1,305 retweets 1,978 likes

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