1st place in Derby #577: How it's Made!
oh man, i'd REALLY wanna meet the person wearing this shirt.
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when's the next subpar moon?
Nature's greatest gift.
New stuff! Better than old stuf! Better than an inguinal hernia!
we're thankful for the double jeopardy clause.
We can promise it has a neck hole & two sleeves. Actually, we can only promise the neck hole.
It's TIME you bought one of these!! HAHAHAHAHAHA where's the bathroom
For all the times you've said, "That wall by the kitchen rly needs a TARDIS."
Dear Diary, today I met the online retailer of my dreams