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The Simpsons never expected to be right
Television 29 minutes ago
A year 2000 episode of The Simpsons correctly predicted that Donald Trump would one day hold the United States' highest office. In a post-election episode, the show gave a small nod to its foretelling.
So, what's the deal with those Tom Brady pics?
NFL 1 hour ago
Pretty much everyone tuned into tonight's Seahawks/Patriots game is confused by NBC's choice of photos for the Patriots quarterback.
Football player sits out anthem in protest of Trump
NFL 3 hours ago
Tampa Bay Buccaneers wide receiver Mike Evans sat out the national anthem, saying he could not stand for "what's been going on in America," referring to Donald Trump's election victory.

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Tonight's cold open with Kate McKinnon.

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1 year of ... thank u. Limited edition box up for pre-order

thank you to the french clique for this award. |-/

UFC
Bill Belichick - "Why Go For Two"
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Bill Belichick says "Why would they go for two?" (h/t )

biden: you're a monster. i despise you. pence: when do i become a meme character so my evil gets normalized biden: f*cking never. go to hell

*goes out for milk* *comes home with puppies* 😍

Out tonight seeing the ? It's the fifth largest moon in the solar system. Get to know all about our moon:

10 MILLION members of our Family!! 🙏 this is truly impossible to me... thank you from the bottom of my heart.. I'm in total shock.

Former NBA star turned activist Kareem Abdul-Jabbar condemns 'voter suppression' after the election

Drake - Sneakin' Feat. 21 Savage (Video) Now Playing On The OVO Blog.

NBA

30 for Klay 30 for Steph 29 for KD Adds up to a W, 133-120 over the . 20p/5a for Bledsoe in the loss.

MMA
PGA
Lonzo 🏀
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Coast-to-coast featuring Lonzo Ball.

The first black U.S. president will now have to train the unqualified white man taking his job. Ain't that America.

Meanwhile in Oakland... Warriors are Warrioring

FT: 5, ROU 0. Goals from Mewis, Brian, Press, Dunn & OG.

This is Cassie. She steals things. Guilt increases slightly each time. 12/10 would forgive almost immediately

Enjoy it, baby boy...when you're an adult, sticking your face in the bowl to lick the bottom is "frowned upon."

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