Horoscopes By Oscar Cainer
Thought for the day 27 October 2016
Earlier this week I mentioned a potential 'eureka' moment, and with today's Sun-Mercury connection, you won't need to be a maths genius like Archimedes, to be inspired. Even if numbers aren't your strong point, a moment of clarity could have you excitedly jumping out of the bath in your haste to implement game-changing insights. Okay, perhaps, that's going a little too far! But you can reach an understanding that previously seemed more like 'pi' in the sky
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Aquarius
Jan 21 - Feb 19
If you can't manage to be your own best friend, you can at least avoid being your own worst enemy. You don't need to criticise yourself. Others are willing to do that for you! Nor need you expect yourself to perform almost superhuman acts of endurance, tolerance or compassion. There are many who will happily volunteer to hope for that from you. Set them the right example. In the wake of your traditional ruler Saturn squaring Neptune, cut yourself some slack and give yourself some much-deserved respect. To truly make sense of who you are and where your life is going you need a full horoscope chart. These charts are all about you! So change your life for the better and get an amazingly accurate personal reading now!
Pisces
Feb 20 - Mar 20
They say that hard work doesn't make you rich, ideas do. But ideas alone are not enough. Surely it's a combination of the two that breeds success. There are plenty of people who slave every day for a meagre reward, who work harder and longer hours than we can imagine. And there are many who have inquiring minds and expansive imaginations, filled to the brim with good ideas, yet lack the commitment to bring them to fruition. Currently the universe encourages you to run with a concept. Run fast and run hard. To discover who you truly are, what makes you tick, and what's just around the corner, you need a full personal horoscope report. Change your future... change your life with an amazingly accurate personal report now!
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 20
We all experience shifts of energy and enthusiasm during a single day. Even by the hour, we can become more (or less) active, tired, happy or sad. Yet there are athletes who must try to run, swim, or shoot their very best the instant the starter gives the order. If an event had started just a little earlier or later, who knows who else might have had the advantage? As retrograde Mercury, in your solar sixth house, squares your ruler Mars, don't read permanent implications into what might just be the reflection of a single moment. To truly make sense of who you are and where your life is going you need a full horoscope chart. These charts are all about you! So change your life for the better and get an amazingly accurate personal reading now!
Taurus
Apr 21 - May 21
In many a science-fiction story there are medical technologies able to heal the deepest wound in moments. Often, it involves teams of microscopic robots swarming the maligned area, and quickly building up new tissue to make a repair. Of course, in real life these processes take much longer. But the cosmos has its best doctors on your case. Today brings the chance to make a long-lasting transformation... to heal and regrow more powerful than you were before. Just be willing to submit to this operation. To discover who you truly are, what makes you tick, and what's just around the corner, you need a full personal horoscope report. Change your future... change your life with an amazingly accurate personal report now!
Gemini
May 22 - June 22
We say one thing - but we mean another. We do this constantly. We can't help ourselves, for it is simply not in our nature to be consistent. Nor, if we're honest, can we really claim to be honest! We hide things from one another all the time - and with some justification - for other people are just as busy hiding things from us. As retrograde Mercury squares Mars in your opposite sign, you may feel a twinge of conscience about something for which you have no real need to apologise. Don't give yourself a hard time. To truly make sense of who you are and where your life is going you need a full horoscope chart. These charts are all about you! So change your life for the better and get an amazingly accurate personal reading now!
Cancer
Jun 23 - Jul 23
Sometimes our hearts fly in the face of conventional wisdom. At others, they know we need to use more traditional methods when charting an unusual course. But our hearts are not the captains of our mortal vessels. They merely represent the compass, a handy tool for direction, but not our only navigational aid. They can be confused by the presence of a magnetic personality. And sometimes, following your heart can steer you into choppy waters. Yet today it's safe to assume that your heart knows best. To discover who you truly are, what makes you tick, and what's just around the corner, you need a full personal horoscope report. Change your future... change your life with an amazingly accurate personal report now!
Leo
Jul 24 - Aug 23
You may not be asyoung as you used to be, but nor are you as old as you fear. Along the way you've earned valuable experience. You know how to deal with situations that might once have left you feeling powerless. Even better, you're not so long in the tooth that you no longer care how things turn out. As your ruler soon squares Mars amidst a visit from Mercury, you can turn a source of tension into a genuine opportunity to make your world better. Find your enthusiasm, and seize your chance to solve a problem. To truly make sense of who you are and where your life is going you need a full horoscope chart. These charts are all about you! So change your life for the better and get an amazingly accurate personal reading now!
Virgo
Aug 24 - Sep 23
We often desire things to remain the same. It's a case of 'better the devil you know'. When we look back on our lives we may even view past troubles with nostalgia. Homework can seem like the end of the world for a secondary school starter, but it's small beans compared to our adult worries. Oh, to be plagued in life only by the tyranny of the times-tables! The truth is, though, we grow, we move on, we become better for each challenge. You may revisit old problems now but it's just a visit, not an invitation to stay. To discover who you truly are, what makes you tick, and what's just around the corner, you need a full personal horoscope report. Change your future... change your life with an amazingly accurate personal report now!
Libra
Sep 24 - Oct 23
If you want to know why 'the past is another country', try going back there. It's a funny old place. The borders are tightly sealed. Anyone can leave. They can all go out. Indeed, if they try to stay, they'll be evicted. But nobody may return. The best we can hope for is to peer over the fence. Forget it. You don't want to live there anyway. As Venus leaves behind its square with Pluto in your solar fourth house, the wheel turns and the future awaits. Allow yourself to venture trustingly into its nurturing embrace. To truly make sense of who you are and where your life is going you need a full horoscope chart. These charts are all about you! So change your life for the better and get an amazingly accurate personal reading now!
Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 22
Manipulation does not always have to go hand in hand with deception. We manipulate all sorts of people daily, in harmless and beneficial ways. We can even enjoy being manipulated. We may even notice it happening, yet happily be guided onwards, both enjoying the ride and excited by the destination. What is the emotional connection with art, film, music, if not the manipulation of an audience's hearts? You're currently inclined to manipulate. Yet you can find a way to advantage more than just your own situation. To discover who you truly are, what makes you tick, and what's just around the corner, you need a full personal horoscope report. Change your future... change your life with an amazingly accurate personal report now!
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 20
It's not always enough to know in your own heart that you stand with someone in distress. They need to know it too. It needs to be communicated. Connections with a world greater than our own do not exist in isolation. They need to be fed and grow. You're sympathetic with the plight of certain people around you at the moment, and you wish to project an image of strength. By taking action, you can demonstrate your commitment today, and also prove what you're capable of. You have the skills to succeed. To discover who you truly are, what makes you tick, and what's just around the corner, you need a full personal horoscope report. Change your future... change your life with an amazingly accurate personal report now!
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