Tweets

  1. So my totem creature is either a phoenix, or an overstuffed quokka. Possibly a Phoenician overstuffed quokka. Or a turbacoducken.

  2. I feel like flightless birds understand, at an evolutionary level, what it is to burn bridges.

  3. A thread on reddit today exploring "funniest conspiracy theories" includes this gem: Lady Gaga is actually JonBenét Ramsey.

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