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So my totem creature is either a phoenix, or an overstuffed quokka. Possibly a Phoenician overstuffed quokka. Or a turbacoducken.
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I feel like flightless birds understand, at an evolutionary level, what it is to burn bridges.
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Today I got my Mags Bennett on. pic.twitter.com/QpRfaFJK4i
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@stufromoz You're wearing it well (though it's Texan, not Yankee) -
@rossblandon@19bk69 I'd just have the "whomp whomp" sound on standby. -
@19bk69 I want to blend this some David Icke lizard people glory -
A thread on reddit today exploring "funniest conspiracy theories" includes this gem: Lady Gaga is actually JonBenét Ramsey.
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@19bk69 I'm going abuse that hashtag to describe many of my follies. -
@stufromoz@19bk69 Though Bunnings might be best/cheapest for outdoor furniture -
@stufromoz@19bk69 I reckont that's entirely possible -
@19bk69 When do you want to shop? -
@paulkidd@mikekreuzer It's good to escape the black and white binary (until you end up in Greystaynes) -
@mikekreuzer@paulkidd I guess it's good to wear in Greystaynes. -
@19bk69 then BBQ shopping we shall go! -
@19bk69 I can't tell if this is a reply, or a sincere request. xx
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