Barnard

Ovum (2014)

Actors: Hassan Johnson (actor), Jay Gillespie (actor), Sonja O'Hara (actress), Sonja O'Hara (writer), Vincent Petrosini (producer), Matt Ott (director), Anna Lauren Farrell (producer), Jaspal Binning (actor), Elyssa Lyn Rabinowitz (producer), Jeff Forbes (producer),

Genres: Comedy,

Flimmer (2012)

Actors: Kjell Bergqvist (actor), Gunnar Carlsson (producer), Lone Korslund (producer), Ingar Helge Gimle (actor), Pia Janols (miscellaneous crew), Per-Erik Svensson (producer), Allan Svensson (actor), Sven Wollter (actor), William Larsson (miscellaneous crew), Mats Bergman (actor), Jacob Nordenson (actor), Svante Grundberg (actor), John Erik Kaada (composer), Stefan Sundlöf (editor), Turid Øversveen (producer),

Plot: There is something going on in the small town of Backberga. The towns proud telecom company Unicom is just about to launch a new modern profile when they discover that there is something lurking in the outskirts of Backberga. An accident triggers a power failure, which leads to a chain of events,mishaps and love stories. Flicker is a warm comic story about people trying to find their place within the modern society.

Keywords: arachnophobia, blackout, body-suit, chief-financial-officer, computer-technical-support, corporation, electric-shock, fictional-town, office-politics, one-word-title
Genres: Comedy, Drama,

The Guatemalan Handshake (2006)

Actors: Cory McAbee (actor), Todd Rohal (producer), Todd Rohal (writer), Todd Rohal (director), Will Oldham (actor), Megan Griffiths (producer), Nicholas Panagopulos (producer), Jim Krut (actor), David Wingo (composer), Craig Moorhead (actor), Craig Moorhead (miscellaneous crew), Alan Canant (editor), Jason Orfanon (producer), Christopher Morse (actor), Ivan Dimitrov (actor),

Plot: A mysterious power failure in a small mountain town coincides with the disappearance of one of its most eccentric young residents. Mystery piles upon mystery as his family and friends search for him, fail, and ultimately try to forget about him, an undertaking that results in many unexpected, and in some cases bizarre, effects on the town's already peculiar community.

Keywords: absurd-humor, absurdism, amusement-park, attempted-suicide, black-comedy, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, bus, camp, car-smashing, chocolate
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: A feast for the senses... a challenge for the brain.

Doing Unto Others (2001)

Actors: Duane Whitaker (actor), Pamela Gordon (actress), Robert Cicchini (actor), Edwin Craig (actor), Bill Dumas (producer), Bill Dumas (director), Bill Dumas (writer), Rajeev Nirmalakhandan (editor), Rajeev Nirmalakhandan (director), Rajeev Nirmalakhandan (writer), Charles Gunning (actor), Sammy Shore (actor), Lisa LoCicero (actress), Karl T. Wright (actor), Stephen Pocock (actor),

Genres: Documentary,

Abilene (1999)

Actors: Kim Hunter (actress), Rance Howard (actor), Wendell Pierce (actor), Ernest Borgnine (actor), Brad Leland (actor), Jerry Haynes (actor), James Morrison (actor), Vicki L. Sawyer (miscellaneous crew), Alan North (actor), Mary Jo Catlett (actress), Park Overall (actress), Anne Gordon (miscellaneous crew), Richard E. Chapla Jr. (miscellaneous crew), Zoaunne LeRoy (actress), David B. Householter (producer),

Genres: Drama,

The Making of 'Lost Horizon' (1999)

Actors: Jane Wyatt (actress), Ronald Colman (actor), Edward Everett Horton (actor), John Howard (actor), Isabel Jewell (actress), Dimitri Tiomkin (composer), Thomas Mitchell (actor), H.B. Warner (actor), Sam Jaffe (actor), Hugh Buckler (actor), John Paul Rosas (producer), John Paul Rosas (director), David Dobson (editor), Kendall Miller (writer), Kendall Miller (actor),

Genres: Documentary, Short,

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Actors: Steven Stabler (producer), Peter Farrelly (director), Connie Sawyer (actress), Victoria Rowell (actress), Lin Shaye (actress), Peter Farrelly (writer), Brad Krevoy (producer), Lauren Holly (actress), Jeff Daniels (actor), Jim Carrey (actor), Harland Williams (actor), Teri Garr (actress), Mike Starr (actor), Lee Tucker (miscellaneous crew), Paul Prokop (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A pair of dumb friends named Harry and Lloyd set out on a cross country trip to return a briefcase full of money to its rightful owner, a beautiful woman named Mary Swanson. However, the duo are unaware of a bigger conspiracy involving Mary and the briefcase, and a pair of criminals involved in the conspiracy attempt to chase Harry and Lloyd down for the briefcase.

Keywords: 1990s, 555-phone-number, airport, ampersand-in-title, apartment, arrest, aspen-colorado, bar, bare-chested-male, beer
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: What the one doesn't have, the other is missing. If they each had half a brain, together they would still only have half a brain. For Harry and Lloyd every day is a no-brainer.

Quotes:

Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.::Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped]::Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

Harry: So you got fired again, eh?::Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?::Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.::Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.::Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.::Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. It's a shaggin' wagon.

[to the dogs in his van]::Harry: OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.

Lloyd: All we need to do is show a little class, a little sophistication, and we're in like a dirty shirt.::Harry: No problem, Lloyd. We can be classy and sophistic... Oh check out the funbags on that hosehound.::Lloyd: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.::Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

Lloyd: If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.

Harry: Hi, Lloyd.::Lloyd: Hi, Harry.::Harry: How was your day?::Lloyd: Not bad. Fell off the jet way again.

Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!::Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

Harry: Skis, huh?::Beth: That's right!::Harry: Great! They yours?::Beth: Uh-huh.::Harry: Both of 'em?::Beth: Yes.::Harry: Ah... cool!

Lost Horizon (1937)

Actors: Richard Loo (actor), Noble Johnson (actor), Norman Ainsley (actor), Boyd Irwin (actor), Edward Everett Horton (actor), Lawrence Grant (actor), John Howard (actor), Chief John Big Tree (actor), Sonny Bupp (actor), Willie Fung (actor), John Burton (actor), David Clyde (actor), Ronald Colman (actor), Leonard Mudie (actor), Thomas Mitchell (actor),

Plot: British diplomat Robert Conway and a small group of civilians crash land in the Himalayas, and are rescued by the people of the mysterious, Eden-like valley of Shangri-la. Protected by the mountains from the world outside, where the clouds of World War II are gathering, Shangri-la provides a seductive escape for the world-weary Conway.

Keywords: aged-person, aging, airplane, airplane-accident, airplane-hijack, amputated-leg, avalanche, bandit, based-on-novel, bird
Genres: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Mystery,
Taglines: Frank Capra's Mightiest Production At Last ! . . . The Masterpiece Of America's Foremost Film Genius Blazes To The Screen ! Millions to make it ! . . . Two years in production ! . . . The best seller that set a new style in romance floods the screen with splendor and drama surpassing Frank Capra's greatest past achievements. "Mr Deeds" and "It Happened One Night". Mightiest of all motion pictures! Frank Capra's greatest production! Mightiest entertainment in all screen history!

Quotes:

Robert Conway: I think I'm going to like it here.

[last lines]::Lord Gainsford: Gentlemen, I give you a toast. Here's my hope that Robert Conway will find his Shangri-La. Here's my hope that we all find our Shangri-La.

[a content Conway concluding a romantic interlude with Sondra]::Robert Conway: You know, when we were on that plane, I was fascinated by the way the shadow followed us. That silly shadow! Racing along over mountains and valleys, covering ten times the distance of the plane, and yet always there to greet us... with outstretched arms when we landed. And I've been thinking that, somehow, you're that plane, and I'm that silly shadow. That all my life I've been rushing up and down hills, leaping rivers, crashing over obstacles, never dreaming that one day that beautiful thing in flight would land on this earth and into my arms.

High Lama: I wanted to meet the Conway who in one of his books said: "There are moments in every mans life, when he glimpses the eternal". That Conway seemed to belong here.

High Lama: It is the entire meaning and purpose of Shangri-La. It came to me in a vision, long, long ago. I saw all the nations strengthening, not in wisdom, but in the vulgar passions and the will to destroy. I saw the machine power multiplying, until a single weaponed man might match a whole army. I foresaw a time when man, exalting in the technique of murder, would rage so hotly over the world, that every book, every treasure, would be doomed to destruction. This vision was so vivid and so moving, that I determined to gather together all things of beauty and of culture that I could, and preserve them here, against the doom toward which the world is rushing. Look at the world today. Is there anything more pitiful? What madness there is! What blindness! What unintelligent leadership! A scurrying mass of bewildered humanity, crashing headlong against each other, propelled by an orgy of greed and brutality. A time must come my friend, when this orgy will spend itself. When brutality and the lust for power must perish by its own sword. Against that time, is why I avoided death, and am here. And why you were brought here. For when that day comes, the world must begin to look for a new life. And it is our hope that they may find it here. For here, we shall be with their books and their music, and a way of life based on one simple rule: Be Kind! When that day comes, it is our hope that the brotherly love of Shangri-La will spread throughout the world. Yes, my son; When the strong have devoured each other, the Christian ethic may at last be fulfilled and the meek shall inherit the earth.::Robert Conway: I understand you father.

Robert Conway: George, didn't you ever want to know what's on the other side of the mountain?

Chang: Age is a limit we impose upon ourselves. You know, each time you Westerners celebrate your birthday, you build another fence around your minds.

Alexander P. 'Lovey' Lovett: Conway, I don't like this place! It's too mysterious!

[first lines]::Book Pages: In these days of wars and rumors of wars - haven't you ever dreamed of a place where there was peace and security, where living was not a struggle but a lasting delight? / Of course you have. So has every man since time began. Always the same dream. Sometimes he calls it Utopia - Sometimes the Fountain of Youth - Sometimes merely "that little chicken farm." / One man had such a dream and saw it come true. He was Robert Conway - England's "Man of the East" - soldier, diplomat, public hero. / Our story starts in the war-torn Chinese city of Baskul, where Robert Conway has been sent to evacuate ninety white people before they are butchered in a local revolution. / Baskul - the night of March 10, 1935.

Alexander P. 'Lovey' Lovett: [seeing banquet spread] Well I, I just feel as though I'm being made ready for the executioner.::Barnard: [sniffing foods] Yeah, well if this be executioner, lead me to it.::Alexander P. 'Lovey' Lovett: That's what they do with cattle, just before the slaughter.

The Painted Soul (1915)

Actors: Tully Marshall (actor), Charles Ray (actor), Milton Ross (actor), Bessie Barriscale (actress), C. Gardner Sullivan (writer), Scott Sidney (director), Russell E. Smith (writer), Truly Shattuck (actress),

Plot: Barnard, a painter, plans an important painting, to be entitled "The Fallen Woman." He searches seemingly without hope for the right model for his masterpiece. Finally he finds a beautiful young prostitute. He rescues her from her legal problems and she poses for him. Irene, the prostitute, falls in love with Barnard and he with her. But she soon recognizes that her past will destroy his future.

Genres: Drama,