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Blac Chyna did the Mannequin Challenge while in giving birth
Celebrity 38 minutes ago
That girl is a real crowd pleaser.
Trump protest in Portland declared a riot
Election 2016 3 hours ago
A protest that began peacefully in Oregon's largest city transformed into a riot, with individual protesters smashing windows of stores in the city's well-to-do Pearl District. Portland Police declared that it had turned into a riot.
GrubHub CEO's divisive message rankles the internet
Technology 4 hours ago
In the wake of the election, CEO Matt Maloney sent his employees an email encouraging those who supported the president-elect's "rhetoric" to resign, saying "you have no place here." Some people rated his message one star.

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If Donald Trump takes people's anger and turns it against Muslims, Hispanics, African Americans and women, we will be his worst nightmare.

Whose moms is this???

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For anyone who needs this info or knows someone who does. Here are some hot-lines you can call if you're feeling panic and need help.

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This confidence comes from my big ballsack

Samantha Bee calls out white people, and specifically white women, for ruining America:

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I know of at least 50 instances of this happening in the past 48 hours.

I couldn't resist

Happy Birthday to Brittany Murphy. She would have been 39 today

Stories to tell the GrandKids!

Good morning! Two years ago this morning, this guy. Happy birthday, Sebastian. Every day with you is the best one.

Say hello to Romeo. He was just told that it's too cold for the pool. H*ckin nonsense. 11/10 would help fill up

Happy 241st birthday to the U.S. Marine Corps! Thank you for your service!!

Leonard Cohen in 1995: "A song that is useful, that touches somebody, must be measured by that utility alone"

Leonard Cohen has died at the age of 82

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Iman Shumpert = 😧
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The President's movable podium absolutely blew Iman Shumpert's mind. (h/t )

I know this is small comfort, but it's how I feel. Gonna stick to this one:

"so between us two presidents, were you really born in--" "just take the damn picture"

I just met with -elect Pence at the to offer our support for a smooth, seamless transition of power:

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