Well, you might as well watch a video of a couple bald eagles stuck in a storm drain today.
The sorry affair happened in Orlando, Florida, and the the whole thing was captured by WFAA-TV on Facebook Live. Just a typical day in the United States in 2016.
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One eagle got caught, and its mate stuck around in solidarity. It's unclear how it happened, so we can only assume why. Eagles aren't having a great year.
Either way, the internet thought it was too soon for such metaphor, nature.
There are 2 bald eagles trapped in a Florida sewer drain. This is more allegory than I can handle right now. pic.twitter.com/5f6YPHv7rB
— Justin Brannan (@JustinBrannan) November 10, 2016
State of the Union: Two bald eagles stuck in a sewer drain #sotu #america pic.twitter.com/MXXtzipqF1
— E.J. Coughlin (@ejc) November 10, 2016
Florida Fish and Wildlife stepped in to save the living, breathing symbols of American democracy, but they cannot help you.
Image: WFAA-TV /facebook
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