The Sun Came Up, And Here We Are: A Few Reasons To Keep Going
Time for some perspective.
Dear James Comey: A Nice Thing To Do Today Would Be To Go Fuck Yourself
We'll get back to being constructive and helpful real soon, but for now, COME VENT WITH US.
How To Fix Your Fatigue And Get More Energy
Dr. Gundry reveals the top 3 common foods that you would have never guessed were the cause of your fatigue.
Old Cracker Sheriff Joe Arpaio Loses Re-Election, Still Faces Jail Time (Lock Him Up!)
America's Most Publicity-Seeking Sheriff is out on his keister.
Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.
Bye, Obamacare, You Sure Were Nice!
We're going to miss health insurance.
Hillary Clinton Is A Classier Woman Than You
Hillary Clinton just passed the torch.
Let’s Enjoy A Gracious Smart President Commenting On The Election Of The KKK’s Preferred Candidate
Barack Obama tells it like it is.
Thank You
Thanks for being there when we needed you. We'll be there for you too.
Let’s Watch Hillary Clinton, Cry Like A Girl
We're not crying, you're crying.
GO FUCK YOURSELF AMERICA
You stupid fucking racist piece of shit cocksucker dicks.
Now Drink This! Your ‘Salt And Pepper’ Election Night Cocktail!
Drink up sons and daughters! It's five o'clock Central!
Sore Losermen: Trump Babies Will Be Crying And Suing Forever Over Nevada ‘Cheating’
Begun this Rigged Election War has.
Donald Trump’s Family: Bad At Voting, Bad At America
Voting like an American who loves America is tough, y'all!
Donald Trump Is Suing All The Mexicans
Build the wall -- with discarded votes!
This Election Has Made Everyone Dumber, And May God Have Mercy On Our Souls
Reality: What a Concept!
This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think
We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.
Imbecile Video Faker James O’Keefe Proves ‘Huma Abedin’ Is A Name You Could Do Crimes With
Are you shocked yet? We bet you are way shocked.
Here Is Your ALL-DAY Wonk-tacular Election News Post, Which Will Be Updated ALL DAY!
All the presidential election news your little heart can handle! Keep refreshing this page every 30 seconds all day!
A Look Back At How I Was Incredibly Right About Barack Obama And Will Be Right About Hillary Clinton Too
Don't worry about a Hillary Clinton presidency. Be happy!
It’s Election Day! Your Wonkagenda: Tuesday, November 8, 2016
Glenn Beck does the impossible, Jame O'Keefe's same old shenanigans, and marijuanas across America! Your Wonkagenda!
Trump-Loving White Dude Calls Black Guy ‘N*gger’ For Four Solid Minutes. Time To Vote!
We're beginning to think maybe Trump supporters are kind of racist! WHOA IF TRUE.
Pssst Wanna See What A Lying Crap-Sack Video Hack-Job Looks Like? It Looks Like Fox Business!
Let's say it together: Lying crapsack.
