Paragon School for Girls (2013)

Actors: Bryan Safi (actor), Jack Plotnick (actor), Drew Droege (actor), Brian Gattas (actor), Tom Lenk (actor), Sam Pancake (actor), Jim Hansen (editor), Jim Hansen (actor), Jim Hansen (producer), Jim Hansen (writer), Jim Hansen (director), Jesse James Rice (actor), Tom DeTrinis (actor), Ron Morehouse (actor), Matthew Thompson (actor),

Plot: Paragon School for Girls has been helping gifted young ladies manifest their potential since 1889. Upon her arrival at the school, Violet begins a strange journey into a whole new world. Each girl learns that she has the latent ability to become something quite extra ordinary. It is a place of mysteries, secrets and dangers. And when girls begin disappearing, the students must join together and figure out how to save themselves and discover what Paragon is really all about. The story is told using unconventional methods. Shot all on green screen, the actors are placed inside dollhouses, miniature models and painted backdrops. Everything is false, from the scaled down props to the gender of the actors playing the women and girls.

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Mystery,

Sorrows (2010)

Actors: Aaron Fischer (editor), Erin Kane (miscellaneous crew), Heather Morrison (miscellaneous crew), Heather Morrison (miscellaneous crew), Keely Dervin (actress), Aida Daay (director), Aida Daay (writer), Randy Hurst (actor), Belle Borovik (actress), Ryan Fairchild (actor), Richard Ross (composer), Janie Kelley (actress), Cristina Anselmo (actress), John Pilgrim (miscellaneous crew), Mark Nobriga (actor),

Genres: Drama, Family, Short,

The Absence of Emily (2003)

Actors: Jonathan Goldsmith (composer), Barry Flatman (actor), Aron Tager (actor), Paulette Sinclair (actress), Brenda Bazinet (actress), Geordie Johnson (actor), D. Gillian Truster (editor), D. Gillian Truster (director), D. Gillian Truster (writer), Ann Page (actress), Samara Truster (producer), John Baker (actor), Jack Ritchie (writer), Irena Solomitchev (costume designer), Rhonda Lee Stephenson (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Crime, Mystery, Short, Thriller,
Taglines: Maybe she never left.

The Bench (1999)

Actors: Leslie Grantham (actor), Geoffrey Hutchings (actor), Jonathan Cake (actor), Abigail Davies (producer), Maria Aitken (actress), Richard Blair-Oliphant (composer), Nick Darke (writer), Rick Holbrook (editor), Dariel Pertwee (actress), Carl Grose (actor), Jayne Chard (director), Grace Kitto (producer),

Genres: Drama,

Crimetime (1996)

Actors: Jany Temime (costume designer), Philip Davis (actor), Barry Barnholtz (producer), David A. Stewart (composer), Sadie Frost (actress), Renée Glynne (miscellaneous crew), Geraldine Chaplin (actress), Stephen Baldwin (actor), Karen Black (actress), Marianne Faithfull (actress), Pete Postlethwaite (actor), James Faulkner (actor), George Sluizer (director), George Sluizer (producer), George Sluizer (actor),

Genres: Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: To be seen is to exist.

Quotes:

Millicent: Show them, show them.

The Day My Parents Ran Away (1993)

Actors: Aaron Lustig (actor), Jana Sue Memel (producer), Richard Steven Horvitz (miscellaneous crew), Blair Brown (actress), Paul Prokop (miscellaneous crew), Matt Frewer (actor), Joyce Brothers (actress), J. Peter Robinson (composer), Martin Mull (actor), Seth Green (actor), Ben Stein (actor), Luisa Leschin (miscellaneous crew), Robert Jayne (actor), Alex Kreuzwieser (miscellaneous crew), Peter Michael Goetz (actor),

Plot: At one time or another, most teenagers have fantasized about being rid of their parents, living in a huge house and having unlimited access to a credit card. All three wishes come true for tough-talking 16-year-old Matt Miller when his fed-up parents leave him to start life anew. Despite the potential for teenage fun, Matt finds that life on his own is more difficult than he anticipated, particularly after the laundry piles up and he grows tired of TV dinners. Suddenly, Matt wants his parents back. However, after Matt tracks his parents down, they deliver a big surprise: they're not returning home.

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: A Comedy Where Parental Guidance Is Not Required. He's Home Alone And He Likes It That Way.

Quotes:

Matt Miller: It's like Thoreau said... Most dudes lead lives of filed information.

Matt Miller: Did you know that Viet Cong wasn't really King Kong's brother? They were guerrillas though...

Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988)

Actors: Philip Pope (actor), Tony Robinson (actor), Rowan Atkinson (actor), Rowan Atkinson (actor), Rowan Atkinson (actor), Tony Robinson (actor), Stephen Fry (actor), Stephen Fry (actor), Rowan Atkinson (actor), Hugh Laurie (actor), Hugh Laurie (actor), Jim Broadbent (actor), Robbie Coltrane (actor), Tony Robinson (actor), Tony Robinson (actor),

Plot: Edmund Blackadder and Baldrick his dogsbody are transplanted this time to Dickensian England in this one-off episode. He is kind, gentle and caring, but visits from an assortment of ghosts soon have him back to his old ways.

Keywords: 1840s, 19th-century, actor-playing-multiple-roles, alternative-comedy, anti-christmas, based-on-novel, black-comedy, british-comedy, character-name-in-title, christmas
Genres: Comedy, History,

Quotes:

Melchet: Greetings of the season to you, Blackadder! May the Yule log slip from your fire and burn your house down!

Lord Edmund Blackadder: HA! Got him with my subtle plan!::Baldrick: I can't see any subtle plan!::Lord Edmund Blackadder: Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle plans are here again!"

Lord Edmund Blackadder: I trust Christmas brings to you its traditional mix of good food and violent stomach cramp.

Ebenezer Blackadder: My, what a jolly young girl.::Baldrick: Yeah, pity she nicked all the presents.

Ebenezer Blackadder: My what a jolly fellow.::Baldrick: Looked like a fat git to me.::Ebenezer Blackadder: Yes Baldrick, but if one peels away the layers of a 'fat git' you'll probably find a...::Baldrick: Thin git!

Ebenezer Blackadder: Baldrick, I want you to go out and buy a turkey so large you'd think it's mother had been rogered by an omnibus.

Mrs. Scratchit: [sobbing] No goose for Tiny Tom this year.::Ebenezer Blackadder: Mrs. Scratchit, Tiny Tom is fifteen stone and built like a brick privy. If he eats anymore heartily, he will turn into a pie shop.

Frondo: What news of the foul Marmydons?::Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder: Scattered to the nine vectors, m'lord.::Frondo: And the Sheepsqueezers of Splatticon Five? Have they been suckcreamed as a Qvarnbeast's nobbo?::Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder: Well they're dead, if that's what you mean.::Pigmot: Plus Commander, did you vanquish the Nibblepibblies?::Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder: No, my lord Pigmot, I did not vanquish the Nibblepibbles because you just made them up.

Ebenezer Blackadder: I'm afraid the only way you are likely to get a wet kiss at Christmas, or indeed at any other time, is to make a pass at a water closet.

Ebeneezer Blackadder: In fact, there is something in your stocking, Baldrick, something I made for you.::Baldrick: Ah, well that's the best kind of gift, Mr. B. What is it?::Ebeneezer Blackadder: It's a fist. It's for hitting people with. (Punches Baldrick) And the great thing is, you can use it again and again! (hits Baldrick again)

Tangier Incident (1953)

Actors: George Brent (actor), Bert Freed (actor), John Harmon (actor), Benny Rubin (actor), Dan Seymour (actor), Charles Wagenheim (actor), Ace Herman (producer), Lindsley Parsons (producer), George Bricker (writer), Lew Landers (director), Dayton Lummis (actor), Joseph Mell (actor), Michael Ross (actor), Dorothy Patrick (actress), Richard Karlan (actor),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Crime, Music, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: THEY HAVE A DATE FOR MURDER! (original ad - all caps)

Colonel Bogey (1948)

Actors: Terence Fisher (director), Sam Kydd (actor), Mary Jerrold (actress), John Croydon (producer), Gordon Pilkington (editor), William Fairchild (writer), John Stone (actor), Ethel Coleridge (actress), John Baines (writer), Jack Train (actor), Jane Barrett (actress), Violet Beaumont (costume designer), Norman Fulton (composer), Hedli Anderson (actress),

Genres: Fantasy,

Wig-Wag (1935)

Actors: Bud Jamison (actor), Jack Mulhall (actor), Grady Sutton (actor), Grady Sutton (actor), Jane Darwell (actress), Dorothy Granger (actress), Hattie McDaniel (actress), Joseph Fields (writer), Edward Mann (editor), Bert Gilroy (producer), Lee S. Marcus (producer), Ewart Adamson (writer), Sam White (director), Carol Tevis (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,