Chris Caton

@DrChrisCaton

Formerly chief economist at BT Financial Group for 25 years. Never was promoted. Proud husband of Debra and father to three wonderful daughters.

Australia
Joined February 2013

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  1. Mar 25

    Root fails to convert again. Absolutely hopeless.

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  2. Mar 24

    Shane Warne just said " the Waugh brothers were good players". Does this mean all is forgiven?

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  3. Mar 19
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  4. Mar 18
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  5. Mar 16
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  6. Mar 15
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  7. Mar 15

    Wife: how many Twitter followers do you have? Me: 2480 Wife: that's weird. 2480 followers and no friends.

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  8. Feb 26

    2 insomnia?

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  9. Feb 25

    Sign at the Taj Mahal prohibits several things including "destroying the monument". Penalty is up to 3 months in jail and a 5000 rupee ($100) fine. Seems a bit harsh.

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  10. Feb 19

    Tweeting from 35000 feet just because I can.

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  11. Feb 13

    Overheard in Woollies: Man: Let's go to Sizzlers for dinner tonight. Woman: Hell no. The food there is shit. M: Yes but it's all you can eat. W: it's Valentine's Day. We're going somewhere nicer. M: Well it's my Valentine's Day too.

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  12. Feb 12

    Barnaby Joyce today: I'm a country member.

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  13. Feb 10

    Where is Boris the spidercam man?

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  14. Feb 7

    Dr Lukin theorises that the purpose of news itself plays a role in word selection. "Low-frequency words have what linguists call a surprisal value: you notice them more," she says. No, didn't notice it.

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  15. Feb 7

    If only Maxwell trained smarter he'd be a useful member of the side.

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  16. Feb 5

    7 30 has a piece on whether Susan Lamb should be sacrificed. Is it just me?

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  17. Jan 28

    They play Sweet Caroline between overs in Perth. Michael Slater says: "the great Neil Diamond. He's touring Australia this year". Keep up with the programme, Michael.

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  18. Jan 19

    Root fails once again to score a century. Pathetic.

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  19. Jan 18

    White needs to do something with the ball or the silver hammer 🔨 will be coming for him.

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  20. Jan 18

    Damn. I was hoping for a seat behind the bowler's arm.

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