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Apr 29

All this time we've been flying I've been wondering one thing.  Why don't you wear more than a loin cloth?Click for full image

Picture this – A well built guy (and I mean Muscles From Brussels material) showing off his golden helmet, wearing his skimpy purple briefs, holding a long hard wooden spear… and riding on top of his large pink dragon. What do you mean that’s what the Internet is for?

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of artI would touch it without protective glovesI have seen worse. Far, far worseInteresting, but I would still read it in publicMiddling: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lamé picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show, Sir.... Good Show! (Average: 7.95 out of 10)
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6 Responses to “Alta”

  1. SI Says:

    I don’t know. I mean the physics of riding around on a dragon.

    1. It’s going to be pretty bumpy getting off anywhere as the dragon needs to flap its wings to get momentum. I’m sure once you’re gliding you’d be fine.

    2. If you actually came up against any g-forces then the straps around his legs would clearly cut into his circulation.

    Possibly I’m reading too much into this cover, but I thought it should be said.

  2. JustinLeego Says:

    The strapping is clearly an early form of G-Suit. Clearly.

  3. CSA Says:

    eww, gross… his pink dragon is all veiny…

  4. Tom Noir Says:

    Hmm, it’s not clear if those straps on his legs are actually part of his, erm, “armor” or if they are holding him onto the dragon. I hope it’s the latter. Otherwise, given the dragon’s current configuration, he’s about to get off this ride.

  5. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Unfortunately, I cannot make a single joke about this cover that’s Safe For Work.

  6. Severian 67 Says:

    That poor, poor dragon is clearly traumatised. It’s probably thinking “Argh! Get off! Get off! I can feel your junk on my neck!!”

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