Apr 29
Picture this – A well built guy (and I mean Muscles From Brussels material) showing off his golden helmet, wearing his skimpy purple briefs, holding a long hard wooden spear… and riding on top of his large pink dragon. What do you mean that’s what the Internet is for?
April 29th, 2009 at 11:09 am
I don’t know. I mean the physics of riding around on a dragon.
1. It’s going to be pretty bumpy getting off anywhere as the dragon needs to flap its wings to get momentum. I’m sure once you’re gliding you’d be fine.
2. If you actually came up against any g-forces then the straps around his legs would clearly cut into his circulation.
Possibly I’m reading too much into this cover, but I thought it should be said.
April 29th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
The strapping is clearly an early form of G-Suit. Clearly.
April 29th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
eww, gross… his pink dragon is all veiny…
June 9th, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Hmm, it’s not clear if those straps on his legs are actually part of his, erm, “armor” or if they are holding him onto the dragon. I hope it’s the latter. Otherwise, given the dragon’s current configuration, he’s about to get off this ride.
February 20th, 2011 at 10:07 pm
Unfortunately, I cannot make a single joke about this cover that’s Safe For Work.
July 9th, 2014 at 9:24 pm
That poor, poor dragon is clearly traumatised. It’s probably thinking “Argh! Get off! Get off! I can feel your junk on my neck!!”