Sep 26
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Good Show Sir Comments: Tech support guy shows up to troubleshoot the Norman’s old iMac.
Published 1985
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Tagged with: Baen Books • computers • dog • dude • font problems • gibberish title • helmet • John Dalmas • Kevin Johnson • Norman • once you see it
Aug 11
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Good Show Sir Comments: Future teen drives the family crazy with whatever-that-is they call music.
Published 1979
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Tagged with: A Del Rey Book • Alan Dean Foster • bubble helmet • Darrell K. Sweet • dude • gibberish title • jumpsuit • my head aplode • strange creature • sun
May 06
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Tom Noir Comments: I know what you’re all saying… “This book doesn’t count! It’s clearly self-published!” Well I found in a legit bookstore, dammit, so I say it counts!
Published 2000
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Tagged with: anthromorphism • beards • cat people • cleavage • damsel • Don't be silly - it's for children! • dude • gibberish title • Kevin Kinne • lizard people • long haired men • non-papillial person • planets • pope • Smirky McSmug • space suits • sword • Writers Club Press • WTF
Feb 09
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Tom Noir Comments: I’ll save you some time looking this up: the title is an anagram for RACIER THIGHS BATTLE FEZ FOE.
Published 1983
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Tagged with: alien city • Bantam Books • BEHIND YOU! • bikini • Bob Larkin • booties • cleavage • damsel • dude • font problems • gibberish title • gun • planets • space ships • tiara • Ting! • Warren Norwood
Aug 26
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Noel Comments: Skook? You mean you don’t know what a skook is?!?
Published 1986
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Tagged with: Arrow Books • font problems • gibberish title • J.P. Miller • shiny oh so shiny • strange creature • unknown artist • WTF
Aug 10
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Tom Noir Comments: And the Hugo Award for Sweatiest Book Cover goes to…
Published 1995
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Tagged with: Christopher Hinz • damsel • dude • font problems • frickin laser beams • gibberish title • Kevin Murphy • muscles • Sir Mix-A-Lot • tights • Tor Books
Jul 08
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Tom Noir Comments: They’ve gone to extraordinary lengths here to make sure nothing on this cover makes any sense. I wonder if it as drawn with the same yellow highlighter that the author used to get high while he was writing the book?
Published 1976
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Tagged with: birds • cleavage • damsel • DAW Books • deer • dude • George Barr • gibberish title • horns • just so much yellow • strange creature • Thomas Burnett Swann
Mar 03
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John C Comments: Look, you wanted me to modernise the planet so I went to IKEA and got one of their “Flty” anti-gravity beds. It’s not my fault half the bits are missing and the instructions don’t make sense.
Published 1979
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Tagged with: blue number six • blue number two • boats • dude • geometric oddities • gibberish title • Jack Vance • Mayflower Books • naked people standing in boats • none more black • Peter Goodfellow • pole weapons • spear • strange artifact
Jan 06
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Kevin Comments: The title was changed at the last minute to match the involuntary noise the editor made after seeing the cover art.
Published 1977
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Tagged with: Avram Davidson • gibberish title • Manor Books • Richard Clifton-Dey • WTF
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