A hip-hop tribute to Mother Nature's perfect food.... Get the t-shirt at http://skreened.com/blukoi/gimme-a-slice The world today is so complicated I got so much to do, it gets me so frustrated One problem that we share whether fat or thinner With so little time, what do you do for dinner? You need something quick, and something hot Something delicious and nutritious that will hit the spot So if youre really hungry, you can eat a lot Or you can just eat a little if youre really not I dont know how to cook, but I gotta make a rhyme Even if I could cook, I dont have the time And you cant eat out or order in every night You need something tasty that will treat your wallet right. Gimme a slice! Gimme a slice! A slice would be nice! Gimme a slice! I didnt like Bo Bice what? I like Jerry Rice what? What about Mike Tice what? Gimme a slice! Gimme a slice! Gimme a slice! A slice would be nice! Gimme a slice! I crack jokes like Dice what? I dont have head lice what? I roll like Miami Vice what? Gimme a slice! Its Mother Natures perfect food It always puts me in a good mood Its got all six food groups in the pyramid You dont think so? Yo, lemme school ya, kid! Ya got crust for your grain, cheese for your dairy Tomato sauce is fruit yo, thats kinda scary! Your toppings take care of your veggies and your meat And the whole things phat yo, your pyramids complete! So dont let em tell you different Just down a slice and then pop a breath mint So what if it gives you a little bit of gas? You can take your health food and shove it up your. Gimme a slice! Gimme a slice! A slice would be nice! Gimme a slice! I didnt like Bo Bice what? I like Jerry Rice what? What about Mike Tice what? Gimme a slice! Gimme a slice! Gimme a slice! A slice would be nice! Gimme a slice! I crack jokes like Dice what? I dont have head lice what? I roll like Miami Vice what? Gimme a slice! No, its not just for dinner, either. Need a nice hot lunch? GIMME A SLICE! Got an afternoon pang? GIMME A SLICE! Need a midnight snack? GIMME A SLICE! Need a hangover helper? GIMME A SLICE! What kinda slice you like? Plain cheese What kinda slice you like? I like mushroom My heart belongs to pepperoni The perfect slice is a privilege to munch With the first bite, the crust greets your teeth with a crunch And then you taste the sauce, and then you feel the cheese Its enough to make a man go wobbly in the knees Its a pleasure that they treasure all around the globe Everyones got pizza on their frontal lobe In Brazil, they like their slices topped with green peas In Pakistan, its curry. Seriously? Please. In Russia they like seafood on their slices Tuna, salmon man, I wonder what the price is In Japan, they put eel on it thats too much But they get it right in Holland with the Double Dutch (Thats double meat, double cheese, and double onion nice) Gimme a slice! Gimme a slice! A slice would be nice! Gimme a slice! I didnt like Bo Bice what? I like Jerry Rice what? What about Mike Tice what? Gimme a slice! Gimme a slice! Gimme a slice! A slice would be nice! Gimme a slice! I crack jokes like Dice what? I dont have head lice what? I roll like Miami Vice what? Gimme a slice!

• published: 04 Mar 2009
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