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LET'S JUICE SOME STUFF. WE'LL START WITH A WATERMELON. [juices watermelon] HAHAHA WOW THAT SURE TURNED TO MUSH REAL FAST. NOW LET'S DO A THREE TIER WEDDING CAKE. [juices wedding cake] OH MAN IT EXPLODED SO HARD. OK HOW ABOUT A CHAIR? [juices chair] AHHH HAHAHAHA ANYONE WANT A GLASS OF CHAIR? NEVER MIND I'LL DRINK IT, MMM PULPY. NOW LET'S JUICE ANOTHER BREVILLE JUICER. [juices juicer] OH WOW THAT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL. HEY WOW THE KITCHEN'S ON FIRE. LET'S JUICE SOME FIRE. [juices fire] GAH IT TASTES LIKE BURNING. HEY I'M ON FIRE NOW. POUR SOME WEDDING CAKE ON ME PLEASE. WHOA WHY DID IT MAKE THE FLAMES HIGHER? CUT TO COMMERCIAL CUT TO COMM—have you tried the Breville Juice Fountain? You'll juice-st love it!