Eddie Izzard

Izzard, Eddie Filmography

• Play in Full Screen M

  2015, role: actor , character name: The Hippie
• Play in Full Screen The Unbelievers

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Marathons for Mandela

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Castles in the Sky

  2013, role: actor , character name: Robert Watson Watt
• Play in Full Screen What About Dick?

  2012, role: actor , character name: Deepak Obi Ben Kingsley
• Play in Full Screen Lucky Sexy Winners

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Mockingbird Lane

  2012, role: actor , character name: Grandpa
• Play in Full Screen The Secret Policeman's Ball

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Treasure Island

  2012, role: actor , character name: Long John Silver
• Play in Full Screen The Late Great Eric Sykes

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Eddie Izzard: Live at Madison Square Garden

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Steve Jobs: One Last Thing

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen QI Genesis

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Lost Christmas

  2011, role: actor , character name: Anthony
• Play in Full Screen Cars 2

  2011, role: actor , character name: Sir Miles Axlerod
• Play in Full Screen The Big Fat Quiz of the Year

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Contestant
• Play in Full Screen Lost Christmas

  2011, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Eddie Izzard: Live at Madison Square Garden

  2011, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen 25th Film Independent Spirit Awards

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Sport Relief 2010

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Huge

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Every Day

  2010, role: actor , character name: Garrett
• Play in Full Screen Alabama

  2010, role: actor , character name: Togan Overlord
• Play in Full Screen The Sweeney: The Life and Work of Jim Sweeney

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Eddie Izzard: Stripped

  2009, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Eddie Izzard: Live from Wembley

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Eddie Izzard: Live from Wembley

  2009, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Eddie Izzard: Stripped

  2009, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Eddie Izzard: Live from Wembley

  2009, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Eddie Izzard: Stripped

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Rage

  2009, role: actor , character name: Tiny Diamonds
• Play in Full Screen Believe: The Eddie Izzard Story

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Morecambe and Wise: The Show What Paul Merton Did

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Fawlty Exclusive: Basil's Best Bits

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

  2008, role: actor , character name: Reepicheep
• Play in Full Screen The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian T4 Movie Special

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Valkyrie

  2008, role: actor , character name: General Erich Fellgiebel
• Play in Full Screen ITV Premiere Special: The Chronicles of Narnia - Prince Caspian

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Igor

  2008, role: actor , character name: Dr. Schadenfreude
• Play in Full Screen 13th Annual Critics' Choice Awards

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen 50 Greatest Comedy Catchphrases

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen US Election Night

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Across the Universe

  2007, role: actor , character name: Mr. Kite
• Play in Full Screen The 61st Annual Tony Awards

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen Kitchen

  2007, role: actor , character name: Nick Malone
• Play in Full Screen The World's Greatest Comedy Characters

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Ocean's Thirteen

  2007, role: actor , character name: Roman Nagel
• Play in Full Screen 100 Greatest Stand-Ups

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen My Super Ex-Girlfriend

  2006, role: actor , character name: Professor Bedlam
• Play in Full Screen AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Sean Connery

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Eddie Izzard:

"And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that…"

"‘Cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that."

"Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!""

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."

"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less."

"But then the Roman Empire fell like this- "oh shit". And we went into"

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun)."

"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."

"But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!"

"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid."

"If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay."

"Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too."

"I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do."

"I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear."

"If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan."

"I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can."

"My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal."

"Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling."

"I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing."

"Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others."

Eddie Izzard