Occupy Kettle (2012)

Actors: Adam Doquiatan (actor), Adam Doquiatan (producer), Adam Doquiatan (writer), Adam Doquiatan (director), Brad Hammerstron (actor), Joey Konnert (producer), Joey Konnert (actor), Michelle Cyr (actress), Christy Cyr (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

The Plotters (2012)

Actors: Thomas Guerrier (producer), Thomas Guerrier (editor), Thomas Guerrier (director), Simon Guerrier (writer), Simon Guerrier (actor), Nicholas Pegg (actor), Anthony Keetch (actor), Barnaby Edwards (actor), Adrian Mackinder (actor), Jonathan Hearn (actor), Matthew Cochrane (composer), Adrian Mackinder (writer), William Hughes (actor), Dominic Fitch (actor), Will Howells (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Remember, remember... who are you again?

V for Vendetta (2005)

Actors: Hugo Weaving (actor), Chris Wilson (actor), John Standing (actor), Stephen Rea (actor), Matt Wilkinson (actor), Tim Pigott-Smith (actor), João Costa Menezes (actor), Stephen Fry (actor), Eddie Marsan (actor), John Hurt (actor), Tony Cook (actor), Rupert Graves (actor), Forbes KB (actor), Natalie Portman (actress), Sinéad Cusack (actress),

Plot: The futuristic tale unfolds in a Great Britain that's a fascist state. A freedom fighter known as V uses terrorist tactics to fight the oppressive society. He rescues a young woman from the secret police, and she becomes his unlikely ally.

Keywords: 2020s, actress, alarm, altered-version-of-studio-logo, anarchist, anarchy, anti-conformity, anti-hero, assassin, attacked-with-a-knife
Genres: Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: Remember, remember the 5th of November, the gun powder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot. An uncompromising vision of the future from the creators of 'The Matrix' trilogy People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people. Freedom! Forever!

Quotes:

[Prothero is showering, while watching his own television rant about the terrorist V]::Lewis Prothero: [on television] I'll tell you what I wish. I wish I had been there! I wish I had the chance for a face-to-face. Just one chance, that's all I'd need!::[V breaks into Prothero's home]

Dominic: What do you think will happen?::Finch: What usually happens when people without guns stand up to people *with* guns.

Dascomb: Do you have any idea how long it would take to rebuild this facility?::Finch: Do you have any idea what you're doing?

V: [Disguised as William Rookwood, meeting with Inspector Finch] Our story begins, as these stories often do, with a young up-and-coming politician. He's a deeply religious man and a member of the conservative party. He is completely single-minded convictions and has no regard for the political process. Eventually, his party launches a special project in the name of 'national security'. At first, it is believed to be a search for biological weapons and it is pursued regardless of its cost. However, the true goal of the project is power, complete and total hegemonic domination. The project, however, ends violently... but the efforts of those involved are not in vain, for a new ability to wage war is born from the blood of one of their victims. Imagine a virus - the most terrifying virus you can, and then imagine that you and you alone have the cure. But if your ultimate goal is power, how best to use such a weapon? It is at this point in our story that along comes a spider. He is a man seemingly without a conscience; for whom the ends always justify the means and it is he who suggests that their target should not be an enemy of the country but rather the country itself. Three targets are chosen to maximize the effect of the attack: a school, a tube station, and a water-treatment plant. Several hundred die within the first few weeks. Until at last the true goal comes into view. Before the St. Mary's crisis, no one would have predicted the outcome of the elections. No one. But after the election, lo and behold, a miracle. Some believed that it was the work of God himself, but it was a pharmaceutical company controlled by certain party members made them all obscenely rich. But the true genius of the plan was the fear. A year later, several extremists are tried, found guilty, and executed while a memorial is built to canonize their victims. Fear became the ultimate tool of this government. And through it our politician was ultimately appointed to the newly created position of High Chancellor. The rest, as they say, is history.::Finch: Can you prove any of this?::V: Why do you think I'm still alive?::Finch: Right. We'd like to take you into protective custody, Mr. Rookwood.::V: Oh, I'm sure you would. But if you want that recording, you'll do what I tell you to do. Put Creedy under 24 hour surveillance. When I feel safe that he can't pick his nose without you knowing, I'll contact you again. Until then, cheerio.::Finch: Rookwood. Why didn't you come forward before? What were you waiting for?::V: For you, Inspector. I needed you.

V: What was done to me was monstrous.::Evey Hammond: And they created a monster.

Lewis Prothero: So I read that the former United States is so desperate for medical supplies that they have allegedly sent several containers filled with wheat and tobacco. A gesture, they said, of good will. You wanna know what I think? Well, you're listening to my show, so I will assume you do... I think it's high time we let the colonies know what we really think of them. I think its payback time for a little tea party they threw for us a few hundred years ago. I say we go down to those docks tonight and dump that crap where everything from the Ulcered Sphincter of Arse-erica belongs! Who's with me? Who's bloody with me?::[audience applauds]::Lewis Prothero: Did you like that? USA... Ulcered Sphincter of Arse-erica, I mean what else can you say? Here was a country that had everything, absolutely everything. And now, 20 years later, is what? The world's biggest leper colony. Why? Godlessness. Let me say that again... Godlessness. It wasn't the war they started. It wasn't the plague they created. It was Judgement. No one escapes their past. No one escapes Judgement. You think he's not up there? You think he's not watching over this country? How else can you explain it? He tested us, but we came through. We did what we had to do. Islington. Enfield. I was there, I saw it all. Immigrants, Muslims, homosexuals, terrorists. Disease-ridden degenerates. They had to go. Strength through unity. Unity through faith. I'm a God-fearing Englishman and I'm goddamn proud of it!

V: [V enters Evey's field of vision as she walks into the Shadow Gallery, directly from the prison] Hello, Evey.::Evey Hammond: You. It was you.::V: [quietly] Yeah.::Evey Hammond: [gestures behind her] That wasn't real... Is Gordon - ?::V: I'm sorry, but Mr. Deitrich's dead. I thought they'd arrest him, but when they found a Koran in his house, they had him executed.::Evey Hammond: [whispers] Oh God...::V: Fortunately, I got to you before they did.::Evey Hammond: You got to me? You did this to me? You cut my hair? You tortured me? You tortured me! Why?::V: You said you wanted to live without fear. I wish there'd been an easier way, but there wasn't. [Evey whispers, "Oh my God...?] I know you may never forgive me... but nor will you understand how hard it was for me to do what I did. Every day I saw in myself everything you see in me now. Every day I wanted to end it, but each time you refused to give in, I knew I couldn't.::Evey Hammond: You're *sick*! You're *evil*!::V: *You* could've ended it, Evey, you could've given in. But you didn't. Why?::Evey Hammond: Leave me alone! I *hate* you!::V: That's it! See, at first I thought it was hate, too. Hate was all I knew, it built my world, it imprisoned me, taught me how to eat, how to drink, how to breathe. I thought I'd die with all my hate in my veins. But then something happened. It happened to me... just as it happened to you.::Evey Hammond: Shut up! I *don't* want to hear your lies!::V: Your own father said that artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.::Evey Hammond: No.::V: What was true in that cell is just as true now. What you felt in there has nothing to do with me.::Evey Hammond: I can't feel *anything* anymore!::V: Don't run from it, Evey. You've been running all your life.::Evey Hammond: [gasps] I can't... can't breathe. Asthma... asthma! When I was little... [V reaches out his hand, Evey grabs it, they fall to the ground together]::V: Listen to me, Evey. This may be the most important moment of your life. Commit to it. [Evey continues sobbing] They took your parents from you. They took your brother from you. [Evey groans] They put you in a cell and took everything they could take except your life. And you believed that was all there was, didn't you? The only thing you had left was your life, but it wasn't, was it? [Evey sobs, "Oh please...?] You found something else. In that cell you found something that mattered more to you than life. It was when they threatened to kill you unless you gave them what they wanted... you told them you'd rather die. You faced your death, Evey. You were calm. You were still. [Evey continues gasping] Try to feel now what you felt then.::Evey Hammond: [breathes heavily] Oh God... I felt...::V: Yes?::Evey Hammond: I'm dizzy. I need air. Please, I need to be outside.

V: I told you, only truth. For 20 years, I sought only this day. Nothing else existed... until I saw you. Then everything changed. I fell in love with you Evey. And to think I no longer believed I could.::Evey Hammond: But I don't want you to die.::V: That's the most beautiful thing you could have ever given me.

Delia Surridge: You've come to kill me, haven't you?::V: Yes.::Delia Surridge: Thank God.

Evey Hammond: Are you a Muslim?::Gordon Deitrich: No. I'm in television.

The Gunpowder Plot: Exploding the Legend (2005)

Actors: Paul Gardner (miscellaneous crew), Richard Hammond (actor), Heidi Miller (costume designer), Mike Slee (producer), Mike Slee (director), Justin Pollard (actor), Henry Douthwaite (actor), Amancay Tapia Montes (miscellaneous crew), Matt Rozier (actor), Richard Sattin (producer), John Joyce (actor), Ross Bradley (editor), Richard Attree (composer), Kate Haddock (producer), Rachel Spedding (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Drama,

Gunpowder, Treason & Plot (2004)

Actors: John E. Keane (composer), Andrei Boncea (miscellaneous crew), Justin Bodle (producer), Robert Cooper (producer), George Anton (miscellaneous crew), Jo Cameron Brown (miscellaneous crew), Vasile Albinet (actor), Kevin McKidd (actor), Robert Carlyle (actor), Tim McInnerny (actor), Gary Lewis (actor), Michael Fassbender (actor), Emilia Fox (actress), Kevin Jackson (miscellaneous crew), Andra Barbuica (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Drama, History,

Quotes:

Bothwell: You think it dishonorable?::Mary, Queen of Scots: Yes::Bothwell: Disreputable?::Mary, Queen of Scots: Yes::Bothwell: Many a man would risk his life for you, but few would risk their honor and their reputation. I would. That is the measure of the great esteem in which I hold you.

Lady Huntly: You will not be able to look at your son without remembering mine!

Mary, Queen of Scots: Your final words?::Sir John Huntly: Beware of the bastard.

Mary, Queen of Scots: Can you die with such lies on your lips?

Mary, Queen of Scots: I thank you. Once more.::Bothwell: You must learn to enjoy executions. You must rule by fear - for fear is all they understand::Mary, Queen of Scots: I take my advice from wee David!::Bothwell: Did he deserve to die?::Mary, Queen of Scots: [pause] Yes.::Bothwell: Then your mother would have swung that axe herself... she would let no man see her tears.::Mary, Queen of Scots: Fear not Bothwell, you will never see them again!

Mary, Queen of Scots: This was not a Catholic who murdered a Protestant. This was a Scot who murdered a Scot.

David Riccio: Beautiful, is she not?::Bothwell: Who?::David Riccio: You would marry her?::Bothwell: I might consider it, aye.::David Riccio: But you are not the Dauphin of France, the heir apparent of Spain.::Bothwell: No.::David Riccio: And you are not rich?::[pause]::David Riccio: So what would you bring to such a marriage?

Bothwell: Madam, is there not one man in the whole of Scotland who is good enough for you?::Mary, Queen of Scots: Sir?::Bothwell: Wooed by Austria, Spain and now England. What is wrong with my country, madam?::Mary, Queen of Scots: You're drunk sir.::Bothwell: And you are French, madam. And I would sooner be drunk for a year than French for a day - now is it French to see merit in this long streak of English pish, madam? You do not know what England has done to my country, madam. Raped their women, murdered their children::[guards try to remove him]::Bothwell: - Keep your hands off me!... And now he dines with our queen? The dead of Scotland turn in their graves for an Englishmen dines with our queen! And why are you here, madam, hmm? Our people offend your eye. Our food, your nose. So why, tell me madam, are you here? Was your life so boring in France? -::[guards pull him back again]::Bothwell: Take your hands off me! Is that why you are here?- not for Scotland, but for yourself?

Bothwell: Forgive me.::Mary, Queen of Scots: How's your head?::Bothwell: Sore.::Mary, Queen of Scots: I could remove it for you.::Bothwell: Well, that would do the trick, aye.::Mary, Queen of Scots: You caused Lord Darnley great offense, you called Lord Darnley a long streak of English piss!::Bothwell: Then I must apologize.::Lord Darnley: I thank you.::Bothwell: 'Twas English *pish*.::Lord Darnley: [pause] Banishment, I think.::Bothwell: Anywhere but France.

Bothwell: [pointing to fellow cellmate] This is Hamish. Hamish and I have spent many hours of stimulating conversation.::Mary, Queen of Scots: How loyal are you, Bothwell?::Bothwell: I would die for you.

Carry on Henry (1971)

Actors: Terry Scott (actor), William Mervyn (actor), John Bluthal (actor), David Prowse (actor), Gertan Klauber (actor), Julian Orchard (actor), Julian Holloway (actor), Sid James (actor), Peter Butterworth (actor), Derek Francis (actor), Kenneth Connor (actor), Charles Hawtrey (actor), Harry Fielder (actor), Patsy Rowlands (actress), Kenneth Williams (actor),

Plot: Henry VIII has just married Marie of Normandy, and is eager to consummate their marriage. Unfortunately for Henry, she is always eating garlic, and refuses to stop. Deciding to get rid of her in his usual manner, Henry has to find some way of doing it without provoking war with Marie's cousin, the King of France. Perhaps if she had an affair...

Keywords: carry-on, character-name-in-title, historical-fiction, independent-film, innuendo, king-henry-viii, nudity, sequel, sexual-joke
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: A Great Guy with his Chopper

Quotes:

Cardinal Wolsey: A drink, Ma'am?::Queen Marie: Thank you.::Cardinal Wolsey: I can heartily recommend the porter here.::Queen Marie: Really? Then do send him up to my room later.

King Henry VIII: Her figure's all right. What about her face?::Thomas Cromwell: I am assured, sire, it is the fairest in all Normandy.::King Henry VIII: What about her... [indicates hourglass figure]::Thomas Cromwell: The fullest in all Normandy.::King Henry VIII: Has she been chaste?::Thomas Cromwell: All over Normandy.

Thomas Cromwell: Sign this!::Sir Roger de Lodgerley: Without even reading it?::Thomas Cromwell: I'll read it to you. It's just a simple little confession. "In as much as I, Roger de Lodgerley, of Bedside Manor, Wilts, hereinafter referred to as the party of the first part, did unlawfully, with malice aforethought and without taking due precaution, on the night of October 4th last, admire, covet, blandish, cosset, seduce and otherwise get at Marie, spouse to Henry Tudor, hereinafter referred to as the party of the second part, I do now hereby solemnly declare, and in witness thereof I append my signature below, that the resulting issue, herein after referred to as the party of the third part, is the direct consequence of the joining together of the party of the first part's and the party of the second part's parts."

Father Came Too! (1964)

Actors: Leslie Phillips (actor), Terry Scott (actor), Kenneth Cope (actor), Julian Orchard (actor), Timothy Bateson (actor), Arthur Mullard (actor), Eric Barker (actor), Ronnie Barker (actor), John Bluthal (actor), James Robertson Justice (actor), Harry Fowler (actor), Nicky Henson (actor), Raymond Huntley (actor), Peter Jones (actor), James Villiers (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Guy Fawkes (1923)

Actors: Lionel d'Aragon (actor), Maurice Elvey (director), Edward O'Neill (actor), Matheson Lang (actor), Robert English (actor), Jerrold Robertshaw (actor), Shayle Gardner (actor), Nina Vanna (actress), Dallas Cairns (actor), Hugh Buckler (actor), Harrison Ainsworth (writer), Pino Conti (actor),

Genres: Biography, Drama, History,

Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder Plot (1913)

Actors: Ernest G. Batley (actor), Ernest G. Batley (director), Caleb Porter (actor),

Genres: Drama, History, Short,