Whitby

Mountain Man (2009)

Actors: Gregg Lawrence (actor), Robert DiTillio (actor), Ashley Palmer (actress), Christine Weatherup (actress), Andrew Rydzewski (actor), Kevin Rosen-Quan (producer), Matthew Enlow (producer), Matthew Mangs (writer), Matthew Mangs (director), Mike H. Miller (actor), Mike H. Miller (composer),

Plot: After a communion with Mother Gaia, and an increase in possible government incursion, Jonas Hawkinus comes to comprehend his mortality. He becomes determined to reach out to his former fans and to find new followers "from the most powerful pulpit on Earth: the Internet."

Genres: Adventure,
Taglines: Go with Gaia!

The Wheeler Dealers (1963)

Actors: Percy Helton (actor), Bernie Kopell (actor), Phil Harris (actor), John Astin (actor), Sam Harris (actor), Selmer Jackson (actor), Jim Backus (actor), James Doohan (actor), Ross Elliott (actor), William Fawcett (actor), Paul Bradley (actor), James Garner (actor), Jack Chefe (actor), Pat Harrington Jr. (actor), Charles Lane (actor),

Plot: Henry J. Tyroone leave Texas where his oil wells are drying up and arrives in New York with a lot of oil money to play with in the stock market. He meets stock analyst Molly Thatcher who he fall in love with. She try to ignore the lavish attention he spend on her but in the end she falls for his charm.

Keywords: artist, based-on-novel, business-ethics, business-trip, businessman, businesswoman, car-phone, cigar-smoking, convertible, cooking
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: He really wasn't out to make $1,000,000. He already had that!

Quotes:

Henry Tyroon: You don't go wheelin' 'n' dealin' for money. You do it for fun. Money's just the way you keep score.

[they have discovered that Universal Widgets has no factory, but Molly is still supposed to sell their stock and Henry says he'll help her]::Molly Thatcher: Henry, you're an operator; but do you know anything about the stock market?::Henry Tyroon: Well, I know the stock market is money and emotion. There's hope when you start out, greed on the way up, fear on the way down. I know that, uh, the stock market is people... and if there's anything you can't sell people, I've yet to find out what it is. These people need a reason to buy. The beauty of it is: the reason doesn't have to make sense.::Molly Thatcher: You're not thinking of anything illegal are you?::Henry Tyroon: I'm never illegal. I'm just close to it.

Molly Thatcher: I don't understand. How can you buy something when you don't even know what it is?::Ray Jay: Well, you see, ma'am, Henry here is a real wheeler dealer. And a wheeler dealer is somebody that loves to find places for money to go. It's like hitchin' on to a star. You may zoom up to the sky on a mighty pretty ride.::Molly Thatcher: And if the star falls?::Henry Tyroon: Well, then I find some way for the, uh, government to take three-quarters of the loss.::Jay Ray: You see, Miss Thatcher, that's the mark of a REAL wheeler dealer.

[the judge is reading the long list of charges brought against Henry Tyroon et al]::Judge: Mr. Vanson, this indictment seems to be a little enthusiastic!::Hector Vanson: Well, they're a pretty slippery bunch, your honor. I had to throw the book at 'em.

[Henry's latest oilwell has come in a "duster"]::Billy Joe: Well, you can't sell dust, Henry. So you better hightail it up to the big city and get yourself some shoppin' money quick. Yes.::Billy Joe: Billy Joe, is money all you ever think about?::Billy Joe: Henry, I am an accountant. I'm supposed to think about money. So you go on up north and raise one million two startin' right now, or you're broke. Yes. Henry, you're a rich man... and a rich man can't afford to go broke.

[in his office, Bear is telling Whitby to fire Molly to save money - she gets up from her desk]::Bullard Bear: Where is she going?::Whitby: Her lunch club, I think.::Bullard Bear: Women shouldn't be allowed to have lunch clubs. We gotta keep 'em off-balance, disorganized, clawing and scratching at each other. Otherwise they might turn on us like mad dogs!

Molly Thatcher: Now, why do you suppose Mr. Bear wants me to fight off a large Texan?::Eloise Cott: You think he's got more than business on his mind?::Molly Thatcher: Every man has sex on the brain, like it's some sort of wonder drug... a cure-all for everything: colds, pleurisy, arthritis. I even had a guy once tell me that sex prevents cavities.::Eloise Cott: Cavities? In your teeth?::Molly Thatcher: Sure. When you're tense, you have more acids in your mouth; and acids eat enamel. When you get rid of the tension, you get rid of the acids. And the best way to get rid of tension...::Eloise Cott: Don't tell me! let me guess.

[Henry is complaing about how hard it is to get a cab in New York]::Feinberg, Taxi Driver: You're just like my wife, mister. You don't understand the economics of the situation.::Henry Tyroon: Then teach me. I'm interested in the economics of about every situation.::Feinberg, Taxi Driver: Well, there are 11,000 cabs in the city - and no new permits for the next twenty-five years. Now suppose you wanna buy a cab and start hackin'... you gotta get a new permit, too. Now the tab on a new permit is eighteen thousand five hundred on the open market.::Henry Tyroon: And how much did your cab cost, Mister [looks at driver's ID] Feinberg?::Feinberg, Taxi Driver: Thirty-three hundred... new.::Henry Tyroon: Mm-hmm. Then that makes your investment, uh, with the permit, come to about $22,000.::Feinberg, Taxi Driver: Yeah. But don't tell my wife... she'll think I'm rich.::Henry Tyroon: Mm-hmm. Mr. Feinberg, I'll give you $24,000 for your cab and permit.::Feinberg, Taxi Driver: You wanna buy the cab?::Henry Tyroon: Right. But you come along with it. I'll need your services for a week, maybe two.::Feinberg, Taxi Driver: No, look, mister, I can't sell the cab. I need it.::Henry Tyroon: Well, I figured that. So, when I leave I'll sell it back to you for... $22,000.::Feinberg, Taxi Driver: You wanna lose two grand just to keep your feet dry when it starts to rain?::Henry Tyroon: I don't lose, Mr. Feinberg. See, I borrow the money and then I get a deduction on the loan interest and another on the depreciation and another on the loss when I sell it back to you. And you make a nice profit.::Feinberg, Taxi Driver: You win and I win. Uh-uh, there's gotta be a loser somewhere.::Henry Tyroon: Taxman loses. He usually does on a Henry Tyroon deal.::Feinberg, Taxi Driver: Mister, you've just got yourself a taxi.