Most guys want to raise their kids into happy, well-adjusted young adults (who will piss-off at 18 and give them some peace!).

Real Aussie Blokes is a photo series rolling out on Tumblr that aims to break down stereotypes of what it means to be a “real man”.

For years now, cock-sure men have assumed they know what women find attractive. But have blokes been cocking it up this whole time?

We know what you’re thinking you dirty bugger, but we’re not talking about the type you glimpsed in 1970’s French films on SBS when you were a kid!

Men aren’t great at hanging out one-on-one; they prefer packs, like mules or dinosaurs. But dinosaurs are dead and mules are stupid, so it’s time blokes embraced the Man Date.

Finally, an answer to the age-old philosophical question – who do you reckon would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Terminator?

What do John Newcombe, John Grisham and Lieutenant John Maclean have in common? If you said Samuel L Jackson, you’re close.

Being a good mate means more than fishing trips and embarrassing nicknames. If shit gets real, will you have your mate’s back?

It is 1985. The ocean is angry. A huge slab of water surges towards shore, pitching and snarling like a rabid dog. This is no place for men.