Dear Jim,
Could you please paint a picture of the Velociraptor from Jurassic Park being a ‘clever girl’ and absolutely smashing her exams with Richard Attenborough and Jeff Goldblum looking very proud.
Thanks,
Mark
Tracks
How about Trump trying to grab some terrified pussy cats down a dark alley. Maybe with those freaky long arms Freddy has in Nightmare on Elm Street?
Stephen Buxton
Following the random deletion of all my Facebook visitor posts over the weekend:
Please paint your CEO man Mark from Facebook deleting all the lovely requests for your paintings. With a menacing look on his face. And possibly an evil laugh. Maybe also in the back a map showing his plan for world domination. Maybe show a few photos on the walls of his rivals with knifes thrown into them or something. And his stacks of money. Be creative
Niall Graham
This is the debut album from my new favourite band - Raised By Owls.
A very British extreme metal band making teeth shatteringly brutal
songs about sunday roasts, Bill Oddie, not wanting to cause a fuss and
various other British things. As you can see, I did the cover artwork
and it features a myriad of references to their song titles. Perfect
Friday night party music.
Get it for free at: https://raisedbyowls.bandcamp.com/
Hi Jim, could you please paint a picture of Father Christmas reluctantly executing an elf over a trench of dead elves because someone mentioned Christmas before advent?
John Beacroft-Mitchell
Can you please paint Noel Edmonds calling a cat to comfort him but the cat has turned the tables and ends up helping Noel get through what is clearly a very troubled period in his life
Charlie Ray
Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry in a tight loving embrace surrounded by an apocalyptic bake themed kitchen with exploding sponges and flaming Battenbergs
As requested by Jay Skinner
Dear Jim, could you please paint the chestburster scene from Alien as portrayed by famous TV puppets, with Zippy from Rainbow as John Hurt being held down as a human hand bursts through his stomach.
ealadubhsidhe
Now available as a T-shirt and print: https://jimll.co.uk/products/chestburster-t-shirt
Dave the hamster has been buried in a Tampax box. Please can you paint him riding a tampon rocket to heaven with a thousand cherubic Thora Hirds welcoming him to the pearly gates.
Victoria Watt
How about a painting of Sean Connery playing tennis at ten-ish at Wimbledon while dressed as James Bond?
Mark Spence