It's okay, there's no need to feel in awe of my genius.
I'm a fucking visionary, it's true.
This is some stuff that was done wrote over the years. I wish I had more gloomy angst-ridden poetry with storm imagery, but I was at best a reasonably cheery alterna-youth.
Sorry.
writings by me
"They were playing outside when a very strange thing happened" - Aged 2
"Once upon a time they caught the Vingananee" - Aged 2
"Don't Let This Happen To You!" - Aged 11
"They're Already Here!" - Aged 11
"Floating Den Of Iniquity" - Aged 12
"Folate-Filled Feature" - Aged 12
"102 Fun Things To Do In Warragul" - Aged 15 - A response to Leigh's 101 Fun Things To Do In Palmy North
"Are you ready for the white hot flame of persecution?" - Aged 17
"Now, everybody step to a syncopated rhythm" - Aged 17 - A play I wrote
"And then there was a nazi on my back" - A tale from March
"And everyone would HAVE to laugh" - The Old Main Page
"Jefferson Tan was a very bad man" - A children's tale from January 2005
"Rated R for Fucking Righteous" - 2 short stories and a poem from Palmy North
"Let's take our nation back from the gooks, slopes, blacks, darkies, and other coloureds" - The Patriotik Yoof League... controversial satire I mostly wrote.
writings by others
"One bright and breezy spring morning, Cam awoke with a jerk" - Saucy blog fanfic by Courtney O of New Zealand
"There was only one explanation for this: Cam had been kidnapped" - More saucy blog fanfic by Leigh M of New Zealand
correspondence
"I keep on telling you! This is the reverse attic!" - A letter to Paul
"And you have David Carradine, but that's a story for another day!" - A letter to Leigh
"Besides, I've always argued that two-and-a-half schoolgirls does not a 'spree' make." - Correspondence with Tully
misk shenanigans on other sites
The Spin Starts Here: Dr. Cam In The Big City.
The Spin Starts Here: Hooray For Hating Luke Dennehy!!1!
"A very SCINTILLATING CONVERSATION" - Bec Virgen Chatlog 1
"Don't post this Hambo!" - Bec Virgen Chatlog 2
"Senorita of Satan!" - Bec Virgen Chatlog 3
"More of a... West Germany idea." - Bec Virgen Chatlog 4
"Welcome to the Revolution, Steve" - Bec Virgen Chatlog 5
"The Internet is STUPID and UNRELIABLE!" - Bec Virgen Chatlog 6