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Erica Garner on Clinton emails: 'Why would you want to 'use' my dad?'
Election 2016 1 hour ago
The daughter of Eric Garner, who died after being placed in a police chokehold in 2014, responded to the latest leaked Clinton campaign emails that mention her and her father.
Placebo buttons are real, which means everything is a lie
Weird 12 minutes ago
Button pushers: You're not accomplishing anything. A New York Times story revealed that you have no control over "placebo buttons" like the one that supposedly closes the elevator door.
'When I peel my banana, there is subcutaneous haemorrhaging'
Haha 2 hours ago
Rhik Samadder test-drove a gadget that stuffs bananas with the goopy filling of your choice.

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So thankful everyone on our plane is safe. Grateful for our first responders & the concern & prayers of so many. Back on the trail tomorrow!

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The Kid is back. Ken Griffey Jr. graces the cover of MLB The Show 17.

A professor circled “hence” on a Latina student’s paper and wrote “this is not your word”

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My mom is an immigrant and my dad and his family have served this nation in uniform since the Revolution

Million Reasons is the #1 song on in my home USA at. Cc@ ..

Mexico City to host 'Day of the Dead' parade — inspired by James Bond

OH SNAP, we didn't see this coming: A That’s So Raven spin-off is happening at Disney Channel!

Don’t sell your company!

Thank you Geneva, Ohio. If I am elected President, I am going to keep RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISTS OUT of our country!

I am completely blown away right now. Tonight I was given a Make-A-Wish celebrity of the year award. This is the biggest honor of my life.

I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT #puppyvine #cuteanimals
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Vine will be deeply missed. This was by far my favorite one. 14/10

when someone says good morning but you haven't been up long enough to comment on the quality of the morning

Goddess or monster? Find out on a new , TONIGHT at 8/7c!

CNN/ORC poll: President Obama's approval rating of 55% now outpaces Ronald Reagan's 51% at this time in 1988

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