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Lee Gordon McKillop (born 4 August 1968), known as Lee Mack, is an English stand-up comedian and actor best known for writing the sitcom Not Going Out and starring in it as the main character, also called Lee. Since 2007, Lee has been a team captain on the BBC One comedy panel show Would I Lie to You?. He is also the host of the Sky1 panel show Duck Quacks Don't Echo.
He has been guest host on Have I Got News For You and Never Mind the Buzzcocks and a guest panellist on QI.
Mack was born in Southport Lancashire, and lived there above a pub until he was 12 when his parents separated and he moved to Blackburn. He went to Birkdale County Junior School, Stanley High School in Southport and Everton High School in Blackburn. Upon leaving school, Mack worked in a bingo hall and as a stable boy. After working at the stable of racehorse trainer Ginger McCain in Southport for three days, he asked if he could ride one of the horses, to which the trainer agreed. Without realising, Mack then chose Red Rum as the first horse he'd ever ridden. Mack then became one of the 'Blue Coat' entertainers for the Pontins Pontins holiday resort at Hemsby in Norfolk.
The award-winning Lee Mack muses on the perils of everyday life while sharing plenty of fun, quips and banter with the audience, live at London's Hammersmith Apollo
Funny stand-up clips of Lee Mack Live at the Hammersmith Apollo
Compilation 3. 00:01 - This is Charlotte, and she's my judo instructor, and she told me off recently when she caught me having a pint in my judo kit just before a tournament. (https://youtu.be/IxLxlCUGgNQ) 05:42 - This is Marie. She once asked me to pop into her house to get rid of a spider. Ten minutes later, she asked me to leave because I was making matters worse. (https://youtu.be/ex1qqCHPpT4) 11:45 - This is my milkman Paul, I came downstairs one morning to find he had left 88 pints of milk on my doorstep. (https://youtu.be/S4nnt3W94rY) 14:46 - This is John. After my mate John was involved in an accident, I went to visit him in hospital, but I mistakenly sat next to this John's bed and spoke to him for two hours. (https://youtu.be/1e6thkhNKWM) 18:33 - This is Tony and until today ...
00:00 - I can tell the circumference of someone's head just by looking at them. 03:27 - I can tell if someone is left or right handed just by looking at their ears. 06:04 - I can smell if there's a dead fly in the room." 09:59 - I have perfect pitch, so can listen to any noise and tell you what musical note it is. 12:06 - I can tell if somebody mainly drinks tea or coffee just by listening to their stomach. 18:32 - If you give me any date before the year 2000 I can instantly tell you what day of the week it was. 21:33 - I can write so well with my right foot, that to save time writing Christmas cards, I simultaneously write one card with my hand, and one card with my foot. 25:23 - Because I can never remember the phonetic alphabet, I have invented my own based on things I can see from my b...
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Compilation 2. 00:10 - I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me while I was bouncing on a trampoline, and spotted her over the fence with another man. 03:24 - This is my wallmap of the UK. I have marked every service station I have ever visited on it. 06:56 - Lee Mack and Mackenzie Crook’s Orchidometer. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNqY4tIL7no) 08:36 - Last Christmas Eve, my wife asked me to pop out and get four to five lemons and eight or nine limes. Unfortunately I misheard her, and came back with forty-five lemons and eighty-nine limes. 11:44 - When I was seven, I had to be a bridesmaid at my auntie's wedding, as one of the girls who was supposed to do it was ill and the dress was a perfect fit. 15:46 - I once took my trunks off in the communal area of a ladies' changin...
Lee Mack stand up special.
Hilarious story told by Lee Mack about his first experience of stand-up comedy. From the Graham Norton Show with guests John Cleese, Martin Clunes, and Lee Mack.
Lee mack going out live.
part 1 of 3 of the great lee mack aired 12/09/05 on the BBC SUBSCRIBE
Lee: "I have perfect pitch, so can listen to any noise and tell you what musical note it is." Season 7 Christmas Special . I'm a huge fan of the show so if you have a specific clip in mind, leave a comment below and I'll upload it. - Jon.
Purely because nobody else seems to have this clip uploaded and a couple of friends of mine wanted to see it. :) The nutty Lee Mack wittering about his Nan, ladies and gents.
Lee Mack: "I once helped my mum and dad look for something they'd lost using a Ouija board." Series 5 Episode 7. David Mitchell is joined by Mackenzie Crook and Chris Packham, while Lee Mack is joined by Victoria Coren and Rhod Gilbert.
Most of the panel looked a bit different, but Lee Mack taken it to the next level Subscribe to the Big Fat Quiz Channel for weekly clips - http://bit.ly/2nnCT6H
[Verse 1: Royce Da 5'9"]
Nickel nine who rap Live'r, never that
Riding, with a bitch and my battery in the back
And for that, she asked "why? " and
Her Tops getting pulled over modem to black drivers
While I shine, chrome?, and I wax tire's
Picture that!
The car fast it's cleaner than Mother Mary
It's heating your whole class like culinary
Pick up your jaw from the floor I'm another scary
Cause' I do more than just oven carry
I make your ass look like you've been bobbing for apples in a tub of berries
Ain't no motherfucking hoes here
Except the ones y'all be paying like a toll fare
My style's like a watched project:
You heard about it, you read about it but you don't wanna' just go there
Yeah, I'm on some different shit when I press this pencil against this paper
I guess it's just my wicked nickel nature
[Hook: Zawles]
Well I've been dying to get my voice heard up
On these streets, give me some shine and I'm starring the show
And I've been blind to all the hate, haters try to show me
I'm Deph to the Naughts, ain't hearing no
Step back and let me go, go
Go let me go, go, [x8]
Go let me
[Verse 2: Crooked I]
I'm an original criminal in my lyrical pinnacle
Show me an identical rapper I scalp 'em as quick as a
Seminal Indian, give me an obvious reason
To body a heathen, to shotty a squeezing, I'm out of your league
Out of your region. Out of your reach, pushing X
Like I'm from BMX, I'm Malcolm and Meech
How do you speak to an animal? Beast, I only cypher with producers
I battle these beats, the cannibal eats
Whatever's trynna' cypff with me
Til' I'm on top of the game, right where that snipers be
I gotta license to kill, so if you see me shoot
Jordan and Tyson chill, I'm only murdering every mic I see
I'm the realest, rich as Willis, I could beat a drum and
Nobody rides for free, so I keep the meter runnin'
Nine loaded (Yes), C.O.B. is gunnin'
Blindfolded (Sex), they never seen us cummin'
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Deph Naught]
I thought I told ya', ball with him all you get crossed over
Thought he was hot? (Fuck 'em!) the sodomy starts over
When Nickel and Naught gots to recording these harsh vocals
Rolled through the park, and got on a crooked I's shoulders
Motion the ten broads that's over there on over
Slit all they throats, Throw em, and Chuckle with Ron Goldman
Oh he's a Twat. What a ridiculous thought process
Wanna' be me? Swallow some bleach and cream soda!
Lawdy! I'm the shit and I ain't tryning to explain it
A homicidal violent child dying to escape and
I'm saying you couldn't make him be quiet if you was placin'
His brain in a vase made of uranium to contain it
The zaniest (Sweet goodness!), Flyin' down isle three
With a bottle of lube, Cialis and mild sauce. Please
Come lick on the dick (Slurp), You rappers should try and not speak
I lit a cigarette, it means goodbye bitch, peace. (Fuck outta' here!)
I'm here now (Cheese!), a Picture'd be great
This game is a bitch and I'm a trick that's insisting we date
Labels and A&Rs;, for some reason they looking at me funny
(Why?) "Degrassi?, eighteen?, white!? MMM, MONEY! "
(Mister Deph!) Dammit, you better off tryna' take Hellen Keller
Down to your cellar and start yelling her name -
I don't hear your haters hatin'. Zawles come out and say it
Drake, I'm 'bout to make it, make way for the next generation (Ra!)