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Mum's Taxi (2009)

Actors: Anna Haffers (miscellaneous crew), Fabian Baschieri (director), Rhiann Connor (actor), Sean Labode (editor), Edith Chappey (producer), Edith Chappey (writer), Rose Liston (actor), Alex Mckenzie (actor), Neil MacCallum (composer), Azeem Ahmed (actor), Peter Patel (actor), Summer Race (actor), Hytham Sempa (actor), Andrew Dixon (producer), Luke Cody (writer),

Plot: Michael, a troubled teenager from an East London estate is easily led astray, despite his good intentions. Though warned by his overworked mum about his need to start taking his education seriously, Michael is talked into skipping school by his best mate, Cameron. The two boys hang out with Keith, a troublemaker who bullies them into shoplifting. Cameron, eager to impress, obeys while Michael tries to stand his ground. Doing the right thing doesn't lead to reward for Michael, who ultimately learns one of life's hardest lessons - bad things happen to good people.

Genres: Drama, Short,

Following Chip (2007)

Actors: Lee Fleming (actor), Lee Fleming (producer), Lee Fleming (writer), Michael Agostini (actor), John Hunton (editor), Ben Reynolds (actor), Ben Reynolds (actor), Ben Reynolds (producer), John Hunton (director), Kris Brannon (actor), Ben Reynolds (writer), Tom Woods (actor), Brad Hibbard (actor), Mitch Shelman (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Crossing the Line (2005)

Actors: Jennifer Pfalzgraff (actress), Chris Redish (director), Chris Redish (writer), Chris Redish (editor), Joe Gruberman (editor), Maggie TerryViale (miscellaneous crew), Amy True Lovering (producer), Maggie TerryViale (writer), Amy True Lovering (editor), Jean Jessup (miscellaneous crew), Keith Anderson (actor), Caroline Munson (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Fantasy, Short,
Taglines: If you cross the line, watch out - others may cross it too!

The Greatest Short Film Ever!!! (2004)

Actors: Jason Marsden (producer), Jason Marsden (writer), Jason Marsden (director), Jason Marsden (editor), Daran Norris (actor), Will Friedle (actor), Erin Cardillo (actress), Gregory W. Friedle (actor), Emilio Borelli (actor), James Baker (actor), Keith Alexander (actor), James Baker (actor), Christy Marsden (actress), Steve Solaris (actor),

Plot: He's tied to the bed; she's wearing a red negligee. It's their first time, but before they start, she has something she needs to tell him. A deep-voiced alien emerges from her closet, interrupting her confession. This is her secret. As she fights the visitor, the camera pans to the film crew, and we miss the rest of the action. The scene complete, the director is ecstatic, until the cameraman confesses he missed the shot. What about the camera that's still running? Did it capture on film the greatest short ever?

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Rockdale '83 (2003)

Actors: Mark Alston (producer), Mark Alston (director), Mark Alston (writer), Mark Alston (editor), Mark Alston (actor), Cameron Craig (editor), Cameron Craig (actor), Cameron Craig (producer), Cameron Craig (writer), Cameron Craig (director),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Sureiyâzu Next (1996)

Actors: Wayne Grayson (actor), Ted Lewis (actor), Steve Bulen (actor), Gregory Abbey (actor), Gregory Abbey (actor), Stacia Crawford (actress), Tony Salerno (actor), Tony Salerno (actor), Tony Salerno (actor), Mandy Bonhomme (actress), Mandy Bonhomme (actress), Sharon Becker (actress), Robert O'Gorman (actor), Chris Tsakis (actor), Steven Hickox (actor),

Genres: Animation, Animation, Comedy,

Quotes:

Xellos: *That* is a secret.

Gaav, the Demon Dragon King: I *HATE* people who hypocritically brandish Justice all over the place. Now BE GONE.

Gourry Gabriev: [after being freed from posession and attacking Lina] Huh, whats going on? Oh hi Lina, what are you doing?::Lina Inverse: [Imitating Gourry] Hi Lina, [Charging for a blow] MY ASS! [Hits Gourry Very Hard]

Casual Sex? (1988)

Actors: Tina Lifford (actress), Lynnanne Zager (actress), Sandra Bernhard (actress), Victoria Jackson (actress), Lea Thompson (actress), Dan Woren (actor), David McCharen (actor), Steve Oedekerk (actor), Andrew Dice Clay (actor), Cathy Cavadini (actress), Greg Finley (actor), Barbara Harris (actress), Dale Midkiff (actor), Ivan Reitman (producer), Sheldon Kahn (producer),

Plot: Two girls go away to a holiday resort looking for a change of pace, hoping to meet some nice men for a change. They discover that they can't find the perfect man, and this forces them to reconsider thei attitudes to men in general.

Keywords: actress-talks-to-audience, best-friend, breaking-the-fourth-wall, breaking-the-fourth-wall-by-talking-to-the-audience, casual-sex, condom, dating, dream-sequence, looking-at-the-camera, nude-beach
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: A lighter look at what happens in the dark. Stacy and Melissa are about to discover a new four-letter word for sex in the '80s... Help! Stacy and Melissa are in search for the world's most endangered species... The Perfect Man.

Quotes:

Stacy: [narrating] It was the early eighties, and sex was still a good way to meet new people.

Stacy: [narrating] Okay, when I first met Vinny, I thought, this guy is a living argument for birth control. But as I get to know him better, I realize he's just like the rest of us: a mess.

Stacy: I was celibate for so long, I started to feel like a can of kitchen cleanser: you know, sterile and gritty and abrasive. When we made love -- I don't know, I felt like a human again, a mammal, with breasts.

Stacy: "Safe sex" -- who would have ever thought those two words would exist in the same sentence?

Stacy: Yeah. Now, when you're with a guy, you're not just sleeping with him, you're sleeping with everyone they've had sex with.::Ilene: And everyone they've had sex with.::Ilene, Melissa: And everyone *they've* had sex with!::Melissa: Gee, I'm a lot more experienced than I thought I was!::[They laugh.]

Ilene: What do you miss most about sex?::Stacy: Whoo... I miss falling asleep with someone's arms around me. And the feeling of, mm...::Ilene: Orgasm? I love orgasms.::Stacy: Mmm. I'm sick of my Mighty Intruder vibrator with the flexible shaft and the textured head.

Stacy: This is kind of embarrassing to admit, but I remember when it was actually fun to say, "WOW, that really felt great! What's your name again?"::Melissa: I've never had sex with someone I didn't know. For that matter, I've never said, "Wow, that felt really great."

[About the sexy Megan.]::Stacy: Don't let it get to you. Just think, if you separated her individual body parts with, say, like a huge a meat cleaver, and then laid them out on a table, you wouldn't think she was such hot stuff.

[After reading the "Pretend You're Sensitive Handbook".]::Vinny: Stacy, how nice to see you. Do you have a few minutes? I mean, it occurred to me, I don't even know where you work.::Stacy: Where I work?::Vinny: Yeah, you know, your career plans, your dreams, your aspirations... I really want to hear all about them.::Stacy: What I want? I don't even know -- ask me what anyone else wants. Give me three seconds, I'll figure out your whole entire life.::Vinny: Would you maybe want to share something with me about your childhood, perhaps?::Stacy: Vinny, what the hell are you talking about? I'm in a big rush. Look, I have to go talk to Melissa, because if I don't figure out something about my life soon, I'm going to crack!::Vinny: I respect your strength, Stacy, and I think you've got a lot of potential!

[Everyone is wearing a cap with a hollow post on top.]::Emcee: Well, I hope you've kept your flags well hidden, because if you haven't guessed by now, the person whose flag matches yours will be your date for the evening. Okay? But now the moment's come, so let's unfurl our flags, let's just take them out right now, let's wave them up in the air, shall we? Come on, there we go, wave it, wave it, there we go. This is how it works. You take your flag, and you stick it in the lovely hole right on top of your head, that's right. Just like that. Then, when I blow the whistle, you run, find your partner, fall in love, and have babies. Yes, it's that easy!

Loose Connections (1985)

Actors: Keith Allen (actor), Robbie Coltrane (actor), Stephen Rea (actor), Lindsay Duncan (actress), Lindy Hemming (costume designer), Richard Morrison (miscellaneous crew), Sarah Lucraft (miscellaneous crew), Jan Niklas (actor), Dominic Muldowney (composer), Joachim Regelien (actor), Richard Eyre (director), Gary Olsen (actor), Paul Cowan (producer), Andy de la Tour (actor), Ruth Brück (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Not exactly a love story... [UK Theatrical] "I may be impossible...but I'm here!" [UK Theatrical]

The Deadly Females (1976)

Actors: Donovan Winter (director), Donovan Winter (writer), Donovan Winter (producer), Donovan Winter (writer), Donovan Winter (editor), Rula Lenska (actress), Raymond Young (actor), Roy Purcell (actor), Graham Ashley (actor), Gennie Nevinson (actress), Brian Jackson (actor), Tracy Reed (actress), Bernard Holley (actor), Heather Chasen (actress), Nicholas Barnes (actor),

Genres: Action,

Quotes:

Roger: I didn't expect a...::Joan: A woman? Why not a woman? Women are far more unscrupulous than men.

Inside Miss Carter (1970)

Actors: Anthony Giger (actor), Rick Beaty (writer), L.G. Allard (actor), Jim Babb (editor), Jill Jameson (actress), Billy Lavel (actor), Donna Lisa (actress), Sue Willy (actress), F.C. Hobbs (producer), Fredrick Cy (actor), Billy Rey (director), Hank Harey (actor), Grant Deeson (actor),

Genres: Drama,